Sunday, 4 November 2012

Share It Sunday’, Guest Blog Heart Like A Dog!


Nominated by last week’s guest Mazzie Takes Manhattan!

Gone To The Dogs.

Sampson: Move over Mama, the dogs are taking over the blog for today.

Mama: Now wait just a minute!

Delilah: Stuff it Mama, your 15 minutes of fame are over, it’s time the real stars of this show took control.  Now sit down and be quiet and it you’re good, we’ll give you your stinkin computer back when we’re done.

Sampson: Alright, alright Mama, we’ll tell them.  Mama says to tell you she will have a double Follow-up Friday next week.  And that she’s really sorry for what you are about to see and read.

Enough barking Mama, let’s just get on with this okay?


I’m sure by now you’ve all heard about this dog shaming stuff.  Personally Delilah and I don’t see anything wrong with it, I mean it’s not like we really feel shame, unlike you humans who seem to love to wallow in it.  But for some reason Mama doesn’t like it.
 
Delilah: Whatever, she’s such a prude.  Honestly we have no idea where her sense of humor and fun come from.

Sampson: Our friends Koly and Felix from Kol’s Notes have gotten together with our friends Sherman, Leroy and Plunger over at My Brown Newfies and have this great blog hop called Human Shaming.

Since Mama has no shame when it comes to putting pictures of us on the blog, we figure she won’t care if we put pictures of her up.

Mama: Excuse me?  That’s why you had me holding signs and posing for pictures? So you could humiliate me on my own blog?

Sampson: You catch on quick Mama.  Use the clicker Delilah, give her a treat.

Delilah : You should have thought about that Mama when you put a picture of me pooping, yes POOPING on the blog.  Where’s your sense of dogcorum?  How would you like it if I put a picture of you on the toilet?

Well?  Yeah, that’s what I thought.  Nuff said Mama.

Anyway, we thought it would be fun to show you a couple of pictures of Mama and our thoughts that go along with them.

Sampson: Here’s Mama all dressed up for our walk.


Ooops, wrong sign Mama, that sign was for the basketball hoop Dad is giving away.

Try for a minute to follow along okay, Mama?


Embarrassing isn’t it?  Why can’t she dress like the other dog’s moms?  Honestly Mama you’d think we were part of some kind of freak show.

You really need to wonder why I snap at other dogs?  I’m not being mean, I’m defending your right to dress like a freak!

Okay, I’m turning this over to Delilah now.

Delilah: Here’s the picture I want to share with you.



And she laughs at me when I fart.

Really Mama?  If you laughed every time you farted you’d sound like a laugh track for a sitcom.
The honest truth is this woman’s pipes leak more than the BP pipes in the Gulf of Mexico.

Huh, and she say’s I’m a pig!

Well that’s all the pictures we’re sharing today.  Sampson and I held back a couple just in case our friends at Kol’s Notes and My Brown Newfies decide to do a little more human shaming.

Thanks for tuning in, we’re turning the blog back over to Mama.

OMD you guys, I’m so, so sorry about this.  I really am hanging my head in shame.

Have you been seeing a lot of human shaming today?  What did you think of it, did you enjoy it?  Did you participate?  What do you think your dog would shame you about?

This is the human shaming blog hop hosted by Kol’s Notes and My Brown Newfies.

About Me!


Sampson & Delilah 

"Heart Like A Dog is a blog which showcases the bond between a sometimes flawed human and her dogs. It is one woman’s attempt to share with the world what she has learned from her dogs and to give of herself to others, the way her dogs have given to her."

Continuing to give something back on my ‘Share It Sunday’. We all share and we grow together.  Pop over say hello and make a new friend.

From the author Molly The Wally.

 And don’t forget Roo’s Power Of The Paw web site where we can stop over and wish our furry friends who are under the weather well.







23 comments:

  1. LOL your Mom has been completely shamed.. Still laughing. Great post..Have a great wet, windy Sunday Molly xx00xx
    Mollie and Alfie

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  2. Good morning, Miz Molly!!! GOOD TO SEE YOUR GENEROUS SUNDAY OFFERINGS to let others be showcased here! See YOU in the morning! Anita

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  3. Molly
    This was priceless! Mom is cackling. I think weneed to have a post about hoe my mom looks first thing in the morning bed head and all.
    Hugs
    Madi your bfff

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  4. Thats just great, Molly... my mom needs this signs too (specially the last one) hahaha

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  5. Yay!
    Good to see Jodie around here.

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  6. BOL! Love the human shaming! Maybe we need an International Human Shaming Day!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  7. Thank you Molly for showcasing our blog in your share it Sunday post. I'm honored to have been nominated and very grateful for your generosity. Yes it's good to make new friends!

    I think I need to nominate someone now, yes? I nominated 2 Brown Dawgs blog.

    2browndawgs.com

    Thank you again my friend, blessings to you and yours.

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  8. Hahahaha! This made Mommy laugh and laugh. Now she says she's going to hide the camera...

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  9. Oh, ha roo roo roo!!! This is great! My mom needs the sign about the outfits! You should SEE some of the crazy stuff our mom wears! Well... no... really you shouldn't!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  10. Humans!!! Who can figure them out! SHE dresses strangely for walks, but SHE says with us beautiful girls, no one ever looks at HER anyway.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

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  11. Well, I certainly hope you gave your Mom a really good treat for putting up with that shaming.
    Very funny though :D

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  12. Hi Y'all!

    BOL! Nice job y'all! Can't imagine what the BrownDogs will come up in the shame category. We Chessies are generally very respectfull of our humans and respected by them. It's our due, you know...

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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  13. BOL! The farting thing. So so true.

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  14. Wow, that was absolutely hilarious!

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  15. That was GREAT!!! Loved it! You really got your mom good!

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  16. This is the funniest blog ever!!! I gotta try some human shaming. LMTO.

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  17. Bahwhahahahaha! Oh, I am so glad I picked today to check in with my friends. This post made me chuckle. You should see what my assistant wears on our walks!

    Your pal, Pip

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  18. Dear Molly the Wally and Family,

    Thank you for taking the time to stop by Suka's blog and write such kind and warm words of sympathy after Suka's passing. It meant a lot to me. Knowing that others care and understand, and reading your heartfelt words, helps me in my grief.

    Although Suka only recently came to know Molly he thoroughly enjoyed her blog and always looked forward to stopping by. He loved her sense of humor and it always left him with a smile on his face and a wag in his tail. Molly is adorable and Suka was very happy to have met her. Thank you for having been such a nice friend to Suka.

    Warmly,

    KrisAnne (Suka's human)

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  19. Human shaming is great!! Dressing weirdly? That's okay, she's still your mom after all
    Cotton

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  20. Oh how fun! Thank you for the opportunity. We would love to participate! Thanks to Jodi for nominating us.

    The post we would like to share is one of our Monday Mischief posts.

    http://2browndawgs.com/2012/09/24/monday-mischief-theyre-watching/

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  21. BOL! OMD! I'm laughin my tail off. Hahahhahahhaha! Oh Mollie that was quite the sharin sunday post BOL!

    I'll go over and share condolences to Sampson and Delilah's Mom ;P

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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