Molly The Wally Has A Package From Freya at Soggibottom.
Date Today
Molly The Wally
Suburbia
Dear Fat Ho Ho Man, AKA Santa.
First
a bit of unpacking. Lovingly put together with not too much gaffa tape which is
always difficult for me to remove and it gets in my furs when I am not being
patient. We note you are a person of substance (literaly) and are somewhat
horizontally challenged so we know you will never be fast enough to get to my
post before me.
First a lovely Christmas card. We take this opportunity
to remind you that you maybe
Gerontologically Advanced (old) but in all my years you have never sent
me a card. Such forgetfulness cannot be overlooked as every year I send you a
sweet letter and card. I won’t be
sending one this year that is for sure.
A little tug of the bow.......
See pretty card my aesthetically challenged friend.
No sign of coal but TREATS. Epic Win Freya!
A brilliant swag bag!
Maybe no squirrels but a ducky. You ain’t gonna be a lucky
ducky, there is a squeak in there that I needs to get to.
Oh and I must try one of these in my new TREAT bowl.
Thus we say thank you Freya and all at Soggibottom for the
wonderful gift.
Score
Molly The Wally 1
Santa 0.
PS You have a beer
gut or should we call it a liquid grain storage facility and you are also
vertically challenged.
Yours Molly The Wally.
What a haul! You don't even need the fat man this year.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
What a wonderful present!
ReplyDeleteSam
Oh Molly, what a fab surprise :) You will be getting another one before Chriztmaz..(wink wink ) xxooxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
What pawsome gifts Molly!!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Yeah, that is a great haul!
ReplyDeleteLovies, Miss Mindy
WHOA Molly you made out like a pirate...that is one fine swag bag!!!
ReplyDeleteYou best hold on to that bowl I love it.
BTW you are a very good package inspector.
hugs madi your BFFF
Wonderful present!!! I'll bet you will have a roasted duck for christmas ;o)
ReplyDeleteWhat great fun!! So happy you got some goodies!
ReplyDeleteWow Molly, that was a great package you got. So many cool thing's inside. I just know that you're going to enjoy each and every thing you got. I bet it won't take long for you to silence that duck.
ReplyDeleteAs for Santa, I'm not saying anything bad about him until AFTER Christmas (just in case....)
Hugs,
Lily Belle
Freya over at Soggibottom is so sweet! Hope Fat Ho Ho Man and other bring you more pressies!
ReplyDeleteMiz Molly,
ReplyDeleteYOU have the most expressive face, oh dear. You make my heart melt!!! ME THINKS that you are going to receive a lot of goodies in the post this year; you made it very clear to Santa Paws what you DO NOT LIKE and what YOU WANT! CHECK!
LOVE LOVE LOVE! Anita
OMC, what a wonderful package! And you got to open it before Christmas too, all the better. :-)
ReplyDeleteHave a great week!
Freya was a great Santa Paws! I am sure you can take care of the ducky in a flash.
ReplyDeleteSweet William The Scot
My goodness Molly! You really don't like Santa, do you? Good thing you got such a nice gift box from Soggibottom!
ReplyDeleteHey Molly!
ReplyDeleteWow, great score from your furiend! Santa should really be taking notes because I think he has memory problems along with all of the others. With all of our good furiends in Blogville, who needs Santa anyway...especially if his work is of such poor quality. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Oh, I'm sure that's way better than what Santa will bring!
ReplyDeleteNora
Molly..Molly...Molly you must quit poking a stick at Santa cos it is going to come back and bite you in the butt!!! I am sure at this very moment he is reading your rather angry letter, andhas decided to bring you lots of squirrels..if not maybe we should discuss you flying over to Ioway and picking up some of the ones running around in our yard as I write this!
ReplyDeletestella rose
with friends like that, santa can take this year off!
ReplyDeleteThat is a great gift box!! Santa will to to ashamed to stop by your house now. How can he compete with all that good stuff.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Molly you REALLY SCORED a super Pressie Package fur SURE.
ReplyDeleteOh YES... Get that delightful Squeaker out of there... INSTANTLY. They just LOVE to be Set Free.
PeeS... don't furget to Remove those LEGS. That is what ERNIE does FURST.
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely box of goodies.
ReplyDeleteRooo that is one pawsome ducky & yummy looking treats! *waggy tail*
ReplyDeleteWOWZERS! Enjoy, my friend!
ReplyDeleteDang girl you really did score! I loves them Misfits things. They should sells 'em heres so I can gets my paws on more.
ReplyDeletePoor Santa can nevers live up to all dis stuff nows.
Puddles
PS I wonders what kinda beer Santa drinks.
Wowzers! what nice presents! It was very nice of your friend!
ReplyDeletePlay bows,
Zim
Dear Molly,
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Santa needs to learn from your present-exchange-friend. But I still think you need to be polite or else he's just going to bring DIET KIBBLE again!! (Oh no!)
Licks,
Cobi
Molly what a fabulous parcel of goodies and it's not even Christmas yet - maybe Santa will come to replenish supplies - I hope so.
ReplyDeleteBetty x
That's a PAWSOME PARCEL!
ReplyDeleteWhy is everyone talking about a Santa Paws? I don't understand *confused look* Is it a toy?
Good haul Molly, That bearded one show up with the kibble-lite, now you can through it back at him!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals
Susie & Officer Bites
You sure have a great swap partner. That was a very nice pressie package.
ReplyDeleteMillie
You did score molly. What a great friend to send you such nice stuff.
ReplyDeleteMy Dog, how wonderous are all those pressies, you certainly are going to have a great Christmas!
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
That's a superb package! No thanks to Santa, of course. We think that Ducky won't be squeaking for too long. Heh heh.
ReplyDeleteWhat a wonderful pressie from sweet Freya Rose - even more special considering all that has been going on at the Soggibottom homestead.
ReplyDeleteWe really like that duck, and yes, the squeaker has to go!
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
How fun! An incredible haul you nabbed there, Molly! *taking notes for next year - not too much tape, no kibble-lite, ducky with squeaker* Purrs...
ReplyDeleteWhat lovely presents! Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteyou got some completely PAWSOME gifts! ENJOY!
ReplyDeletewhat awesome gifts Molly! I love your new bowl! :)
ReplyDeleteOH wow Molly! All that stuff looks so GREAT!
ReplyDeleteI am jealous.
Maybe I should write a letter to Santa!
-Stig
What a nice box to open. Lots of fun stuff.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great bunch of Christmas gifts Molly! The duckie looks especially fun!
ReplyDeleteI would be careful with this Santa business though...I mean, he sure seem nice, but I wouldn't want a guy like that angry with me.
What a score! You did good, Molly.
ReplyDeleteYou hit the jackpot, Molly! What wonderful gifts from Freya!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots
Mitch and Molly
Wow Molly... that is a super awesome gift! I like your new duckie!
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff. Love the duck!
ReplyDeleteMolly,
ReplyDeleteSuch wunderful pressies! Good fur you!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max
Great pressies Molly! And a bowl just for treats? You are classy!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Hey Molly,
ReplyDeleteWho needs to wait for Santa when you get Swag like that buddy? Great stash you've got there - you lucky pup!! :)
Have fun,
Your pal Snoopy :)
Wow Molly you made out really well
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Oh be careful Molly! Remember the naughty and nice list!
ReplyDeleteLook at all that cool stuff! Lucky you, Molly! We guess you found a work-around for the Santa problem. Looks like you'd better start planning your post-holidays fitness plan now, since you might develop a gut rivaling Santa's if you eat all those goodies. ;-)
ReplyDeleteSusan and Wrigs
Mowzers, Molly! You bein' a little hard on the old dude, aren'tcha?! *snicker* We are MUCH nicer to Hannukah Harry (aka DADDY) that's for sure! MOL!
ReplyDeleteNot that we disagree with your descriptiveness at all, mind you.....
I've read Santa's letter before yours...are you CRAZY??? You should be good at Santa before Christmas and bad after! But now it's too late...
ReplyDeleteI hope Santa has bad memory...
Licks from Pink