Monday, 3 December 2012
Dog House Blog, We Got Mail!
Molly The Wally
Dear Fat Ho Ho Man, AKA Santa.
First a bit of unpacking. Lovingly put together with not too much gaffa tape which is always difficult for me to remove and it gets in my furs when I am not being patient. We note you are a person of substance (literaly) and are somewhat horizontally challenged so we know you will never be fast enough to get to my post before me.
First a lovely Christmas card. We take this opportunity to remind you that you maybe Gerontologically Advanced (old) but in all my years you have never sent me a card. Such forgetfulness cannot be overlooked as every year I send you a sweet letter and card. I won’t be sending one this year that is for sure.
A little tug of the bow.......
See pretty card my aesthetically challenged friend.
No sign of coal but TREATS. Epic Win Freya!
A brilliant swag bag!
Maybe no squirrels but a ducky. You ain’t gonna be a lucky ducky, there is a squeak in there that I needs to get to.
Oh and I must try one of these in my new TREAT bowl.
Thus we say thank you Freya and all at Soggibottom for the wonderful gift.
Molly The Wally 1
PS You have a beer gut or should we call it a liquid grain storage facility and you are also vertically challenged.
Yours Molly The Wally.