Saturday, 22 December 2012

Flog It Blog It, Christmas Gifts For Her!

Molly The Wally In Festive Mood!

Molly The Wallys’ Top Ten Christmas Gifts For The Ladies In Your Life!

For a mere $95 splash out on a wall mounted hand vase for the lady in your life. A stylish way to arrange the flowers you have bought her. She won’t mind the black eye after she has walked into it we are sure.

Everyone loves Cat Butts! For true cat lovers, 5 popular breeds with a bonus hair ball! Great on the fridge, and a snip at $12.99.

A stylish addition to any boudoir the coffin couch is a must have at only $3,500. Go on spoil the good lady. Just the thing for that ‘Fright Night’.

At $32.95 there is nothing fishy about this gift selection. A pair of fish bowl bookends is a must have for the kitchen to stack all those cookbooks and keeps your fish dinner fresh at the same time.

Invest $9.99 in these foetus cookie cutters. Your ladys’ cookies will be the talk of the neighbourhood. 

Buy her a bottle of perfume for her dog and you will be earning brownie points all holiday. Puppy love fragrance is available at $44 so you can’t be accused of being frivolous with money.

At only $119.99 splash out and buy your lady her very own stripper pole. Portable and easily installed and with instructional DVD, we know she would love it.

At only $44.95 the man pillow is just the thing for your lady.  It also comes with a removable microfiber shirt for softness and easy care. 

Tell your good lady to put her feet up and you have Christmas dinner covered. For as little as $10 she will be over the moon with the ‘Blow Up Turkey. Dinner will never be the same again!

And lastly you know the ladies love to have their fortune told. For $7,500 treat her to her very own Zoltar Fortune Telling Machine. She will never be in the dark again as to what is to come. That concludes are top ten gift selection for her. Which one are you heading off to buy?

Sheba over at Here has written to me to ask me to let you all know they have no internet at the moment. They ask we wish you all a very merry Christmas from them to you all. Do pop over and wish them well for the holidays and they will pick up their comments when they are back on line,

We have a Christmas Special Share It Sunday tomorrow. An amazing lady who will make you feel good, a real Christmas post. Please stop by and give her your support.


  1. What a great selection Molly! Apparently our washing machine packed up yesterday, dad has told mum she is getting a new washing machine for Christmas!

  2. Well there's nothing there that I would like :( Oh poor Sheba, no internet, we know how they feel. Will pop over :) Have a great Saturday Molly, we are going GO-KARTNG today :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  3. Hey Mollie, thanks for the ideas. We are gonna get our Mom the Cat Butts, she will love them. Of course she has lots of the real thing already. MOL!

    Kitty Kisses,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
    Georgia and Adam

  4. We like the Cat Butts best *BOL*
    Wally & Sammy

  5. I think that portable stripper pole might be more of a gift for the guy....just sayin'.....

  6. Love it Molly! I think we like the fish bowl the best. Mommy really liked the hand vase but you're right ~ put that up on the wall and Mommy would be forever walking into it.

    Lily Belle & Muffin

  7. You know, I'm torn between the cat butt magnets and the fetus cookies. Can I put both on my list? ARGH!

  8. Well now Molly, this is tough, but we don't feel any would be right for our Mom, just a good pair of glasses and a new pooper scooper and we will callit and excellant Christmas.

    Your Pals
    The Scottie twinkies

  9. Oh my gosh! He do you find these great giggles? Tooooo funny!

  10. I feel Sheba's Pain....

    OMD OMD Molly What WILL they think of next. A TURKEY that comes pre loaded with GAS!!!

    Mom would like that... HANDY.. Vase.. she would put it at just the right height to... Put some Sense in DAD's Head.

  11. I just don't know how I will choose what to get my MOM now. I'm leaning towards the stripper pole.

  12. I want the turkey... or no, better the cat butts... or Zoltar...or the perfume....hmmm think I take all ;o) Have a wonderful Saturday and Thanks again!!!

  13. Adorable... I mean your picture, not the cat butts. Have a lovely weekend :)

  14. Zoltar looks like a wonderful bargain, I want him!


  15. too funny. the black-eye from the vase is spot on!

  16. Loved the pillow... I think it's useful... I think... Zoltar?!? NO WAY! I don't want to turn into a kid again!

    Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

    Huggies and Cheese,

    Haopee of my dogs love me

  17. OMC!!!
    The *man pillow* is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
    ...counting the days! Merry Merry!
    Katie, Glogirly & Waffles TOO

  18. Hilarious gifts! We think Mum would like the cat butts - we would get her the stripper pole but she would probably break her hips!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  19. Our mom would love that man pillow! He won't steal the covers while she's trying to sleep!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

  20. Oh dear me.....I's so confused now. What to buy Mom....maybe Zoltar can tell me!

  21. Awww i like it!
    How many gifts!
    Merry Christmas!
    Woof, woof,


  22. MIZ MOLLY!!!!!! I am SO late. SO LATE!

    I woke up at 2:30AM to work on a blog post then off we went for our walk. I really should be in the basement working on my paper dress, but I wanted to come to see dear and fabulous FURIEND! Look at the gifts you have lined up for the gents to go and buy for that special Miz in their lives! How about you little miz, what do YOU REALLY WANT?

    Thank you so much for coming to visit today. Off I go into the outter darkness of my basement!!!! Anita

  23. Molly as usual you have out done yourself. Those are great suggestions for what I can get my mom for Christmas.


  24. Lol at the stripper pole and pillow! I kinda like those fish bowls, they are kinda cute.

  25. my faves are the cat butts. Have seen them before but they are still hilarious

  26. MOL MOL MOL Cat butts that must have been just for me. Mom is always asking me Madi why in the world do you think I want to see your butt...evidently she doesn't understand that I think she is my real Mom and I'm just showing her how clean I am. MOL MOL
    Hugs and thanks for the smiles
    Your BFFF

  27. Molly you really need to think about a career in gifting. You are the master(mastress?). I bow to you. These are gifts that no one else would think to get, so no repeat gifts to return. The fetus cut out might be a bit much, but the fish book ends and the man pillow are a definate must. Thanks for stopping by my pawty.

    Merry Christmas to you and your family.

    Loveys Sasha

  28. Lovely gifts. I love the fish bookends.
    Merry Christmas to you & yours,

  29. We thought the Man gifts were strange but The Women's are demented! That's just our opinion. Somehow foetus cookies......

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  30. Dear Molly,
    you always stupefy me! So many funny items, where do you find them all? Incredible! I had a lot of fun reading your post!
    Merry Christmas to you!

  31. Molly, I never knowed that Kelly Ripa spended her free time as a dancer.... it gives me something to ponder today. Also the coffin couch looks pretty sweet, I would has a great time trying to chew it up!

    merry festivitals and much love from me,

  32. Whoa, some of that is just freaky - BOL!

    Stay Calm & Bark On,

    Murphy & Stanley

  33. We just couldn't get past the foetus cookie cutters... WOW!

    Susan and Wrigs

  34. That zoltar thing is actually pretty cool! That coffin couch looks mysteriously pleasant ;)

  35. Dear Molly,

    What's with all the cat butts? We're seeing cat butts all over the blogspace today...

    I am a lady and I will take the turkey, thank-you. Wait, it's not real? That sucks...


  36. Amei as dicas de presentes!!!!
    Adoraria o travesseiro! kkkk

    Beijos Molly e lindo domingo pra você!!

  37. Those are some very interesting gifts! I have never seen ideas like that!
    You made us giggle!

  38. The first one is so creepy. Ack. But we know Mommy would love those cat butts. :D

  39. cookie cutters are hilarious. Our neighbours have just found out they have a baby due - it would be an ideal Christmas present for them!

  40. These are hilarious Molly! Where on earth do you find these things? I particularly like the cat butt magnets! I wonder if they make them in dog butts?

    your pal,

  41. MOL! We snorted out milk at the man pillow - but man, that blow up turkey...that's just WRONG. MOL! We need the Real Deal!(licks lips)

  42. You can really buy a Cat Butt picture - those Cats are official 'Butt Models' - hilarious!! :)

    Where do you find this stuff?

    I hope you've got time to relax now and enjoy the holidays, my humans are still running around, but hopefully they'll just snuggle up with me soon!! :)

    Have a lovely time, sending you big hugs :)

    Your pal Snoopy :)

  43. Queridos amigos:

    Viemos desejar um Feliz Natal!!!!
    Adoramos vocês!!!


    Scully e mamis

  44. I've seen the cat butt magnets and coffin couch before but I've never seen the man pillow or the bookends before! Very funny!

  45. Molly, I like most of it, all the more for me to chew up as for the striper pole I can pratice peeing on it, does it come with striper heels so I can get a really good chew on the plarforms.