Thursday, 17 January 2013

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Molly The Wally God Save The Queen!

Queen posts job advert on-line for £14,000 a year dish washer!


Please mind the Royal Crown Derby and don’t chip the crystal or you will be in big trouble at Buck House. The Queen has posted a job advert for £14,000 a year dish washer upper to travel around her palaces. The Queen is recruiting a washer upper who must be willing to travel for up to three months of the year around all her swell pads just to do the dishes. Armed with a trusty dishcloth and tea towel the employee will travel to Windsor, Sandringham, Balmoral and Holyroodhouse. Described as a ‘General Catering Assistant’ it's just a posh word for one who washes up. Working for 40 hours per week one will be responsible for maintaining the cleanliness crockery and cutlery and glassware. So going through the requirements I think I might be well suited.

The employee should be:-
punctual and reliable Tick,
able to work well in a team Tick
flexible and willing attitude Tick
and happy to travel and work at other royal residences Tick.

Better get my application in before one of the corgis goes for it.

Dear Maj
I Molly The Wally would like to apply for position of cleaner of your foodables. I will eat anything except anything green but that is no problem I can give that stuff to the Corgis. I love foodables and I bet your stuff is well pucker. My qualifications for applying for this job is I have a very long tongue good for licking things clean. Maj you will save a fortune by not having to use a dishwasher. I am quick and efficient and I am more than happy to gobble up any leftovers. Please may I have the job.
Yours starving hungry of Suburbia.
Molly Majs’ Number 1 Fan.

Do you think I will get the job?

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55 comments:

  1. WFT Nobby17 January 2013 at 09:03

    Totally sure you will be an absolute shoo-in for the job Molly. Do give us a shout if you make it up to Balmoral.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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    1. WFT Nobby17 January 2013 at 11:58

      PS But we are not sure that 'Dear Maj' is the correct form of address...

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  2. Sketching with Dogs17 January 2013 at 09:17

    That sounds like a dream job, hope you get along with the corgis!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  3. Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie17 January 2013 at 10:05

    He he. Molly you would be a great dishwasher...We think the palace is a bit tight in their salary though. Hope that there are little extras that they'll throw in to compensate...Like leaving the dishes half full. bol.
    Smooches from pooches,
    BabyRD & Hootie

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  4. sharkgila17 January 2013 at 10:13

    That's an amazing job! Woo don't even need a dishcloth, that tongue would just do fine.

    Woooo,
    Togo, Tagar & Gamby

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  5. HH and The Boys17 January 2013 at 10:36

    Congrats on the award and we know you'll get the job... It's in the bag.

    Have a great day.

    hugs, Max, Bugsy and Knuckles

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  6. Mollie17 January 2013 at 10:59

    I've posted me CV too..BOL Have a wonderful Thursday xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  7. Anonymous17 January 2013 at 11:11

    I think you'll get the job, but watch out for those corgis - they're (allegedly) a bit snappy!

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  8. Unknown17 January 2013 at 12:09

    That sure sounds like a terrific job Molly! I'm rooting for you!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  9. Castles Crowns and Cottages17 January 2013 at 12:15

    I will venture to say my dear Miz Molly that IT'S IN THE BAG@ YOU GOT IT GIRL! Who wouldn't want a willing cleaner-upper as willing and as CUTE as you? teeeeheeeee

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  10. Lovable Lily17 January 2013 at 12:21

    Now, we're not too sure how much money that is in american dollars, but we think that would be the pawfect job for you Molly. Inbetween washing the dishes, you could run the hallways, snoop under the doors, race around with the corgi's, take naps with The Duke and Dutchess and tease the Guardsmen out front. If you need a referrel, just let us know.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  11. My Mind's Eye17 January 2013 at 12:57

    WTG Molly that was one fine letter to her Maj!!
    Just think of all the water the Palace will save by having you lick the plates spic and span clean.
    MOL
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

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  12. Unknown17 January 2013 at 13:24

    It sounds like a fantastic job and we hope her Maj will employ you. We bet you are the best candidate. Good luck, Molly!

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  13. Anonymous17 January 2013 at 13:35

    Hi Molly, this will be a fantastic Job for a dog with such a Long tongue like me......and you toooo! So let me know what her Majestät answer.
    Wuff and LG
    Aiko

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  14. Remington17 January 2013 at 13:44

    Oh yes! I am certain you have the job, my friend!

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  15. GOOSE17 January 2013 at 13:52

    I would hire you if I didn't like doing the dishes so much around here. I bet you hear back from her real soon.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  16. William the Lurcher17 January 2013 at 14:04

    Molly, I think you will have to join the queue...you see I'M applying for the job!...Perhaps we could BOTH take this job on and share the workload.

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  17. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥17 January 2013 at 14:20

    We think you are the ideal candidate, Molly. And if you need any substitutes for vacation time, we would be happy to lend a paw or two or 16.

    Woos- Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  18. Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki17 January 2013 at 14:21

    If I was queenie, I'd hire you, you sound perfect!

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  19. Anonymous17 January 2013 at 14:24

    Hi Molly,

    I think Maj should give you the job as you don't need to be plugged in , plumed in or out of dishwsher soap, you can go on for hours and hours and hours with no need for breaks just a hound that likes her job......wish daddy could say the same thing!

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  20. TexWisGirl17 January 2013 at 14:44

    i think you'd be perfect! :)

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  21. Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom17 January 2013 at 15:09

    Blogger just ate my comment! Maybe Blogger should get this job! :(

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  22. Taryn17 January 2013 at 15:59

    I guess just about every pup in England will be applying for this one!

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  23. Diane Laney Fitzpatrick17 January 2013 at 16:02

    You DO look good in a crown.

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  24. GizmoGeodog17 January 2013 at 16:19

    The Royals would be lucky to have you Molly...But would you be happy hanging out with all those corgis?

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  25. Murphy17 January 2013 at 16:21

    If they do not hire you then they are crazy!

    Keep Calm & Bark On,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  26. Idaho PugRanch17 January 2013 at 16:22

    Molly, we think you would be just perfect for the job. We like to do the dishes here (check out our Kitchen Helpers post in Nov.) Mom still has trouble loading the dishwasher cause Greta wants to climb right in it and get busy!
    pughugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  27. Anonymous17 January 2013 at 16:42

    Absolutely! You are the best candidate! That's the job of my dreams... can I be your stand in case you are indisposed (overeaten) ?

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  28. The Furries of Whisppy17 January 2013 at 16:57

    Do you think you need an assistant, Wally? I'll be more than happy to help clean the dishes! :)

    ...Tutu

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  29. The Army of Four17 January 2013 at 17:35

    You're a shoe-in!!! Good luck, Molly!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  30. Cherry City Kitties17 January 2013 at 17:48

    Hi Molly! We have seen you around some friends blogs and decided it was time we came to meet you. If you did work for the Queen, would you get a title and everything? That would be so impressive. We'll stop back soon!
    Harry, Dexter and Tipp
    Cherry City Kitties

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  31. A Tonk's Tail17 January 2013 at 18:53

    Oh you'd be PURRfect for the job! Will you ever have time for your faithful followers should they (wisely)decide to take you up on your offer???

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  32. Seville at Nerissa's Life17 January 2013 at 18:56

    Ever neat! Thanks so much for lettin' me know 'bout Savannah nominatin' me. I am truly honoured. purrs

    I thought about it and I think I would like to share the post "it was already dead, honest." If this works, it should be found at www.nerissaslife.com/2012/07/it-was-already-dead-honest.html
    Yoo-hoo! Looks like it worked!

    I'm gonna nominate my BFF, Herman. Herman has a blog called It's a Wonderpurr Life and it's pretty neat. I like it a lot. Plus, he's my BFF. It's Herman's blog but his sister has started a coolin' column on it. Hope she does more of that. http://tattlecat.blogspot.ca should be the link to the blog.

    Thanks so much for doin' this! PURRS

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  33. AnnStaub17 January 2013 at 19:03

    I think your chances of getting the job are great Molly!

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  34. Frankie Furter and Ernie17 January 2013 at 19:34

    Dear Maj,
    WE are furends of Molly's and have know her fur a long LONG (well, we ARE dachshunds and we are LONG) time. We find her to be MOST neat and TIDY about her person. She is TOTALLY Dependable. In fact... Molly could be considered a SELF STARTER.. which is a WONDERFUL thing for a pawsible employee to be.
    Molly is not only all THOSE thingys, butt she is ALSO Beautiful and a Fabulous Teller of Stories and Collector of NEWS.
    We assure you, Maj that you could NOT do better than to hire Molly the Wally.
    Sincerely,
    Frank Furter and Ernest vonSchnitzel

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  35. Bella Roxy & Macdui17 January 2013 at 19:51

    We can't believe that with all those corgis, they're even advertising that job!!

    But we think you'd be perfect. (And we agree about the green stuff--unless it's green beans.)

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  36. Jodi17 January 2013 at 21:30

    I'd really love to see you submit that! :-)

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  37. Anonymous17 January 2013 at 21:46

    :D Sounds like the perfect job for you Molly, although I'm not quite so sure she'll approve of being called Maj :)

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  38. Alien17 January 2013 at 21:54

    I'd hire you in a nanosecond!

    Yours,

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  39. Unknown17 January 2013 at 22:10

    You should get the job, paws down. You're perfect for it, just make sure them Corgi's don't jump in there first!
    Love Milo :)

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  40. Mary Lou17 January 2013 at 22:52

    Molly....
    Rose here. Did you say, "foodables"? I have never heard that word, but understand "hungry"!! And I love, love, love leftovers!! Count me in!! Count me in!! Can you just feel my excitement?! Oh. But there is just one thing. My Mama has to travel with me!! ;op
    Congrats on earning your award!! You deserve it!! ;op
    --Rose

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  41. Cathy Keisha17 January 2013 at 23:06

    I would certainly hope you get the job. In you don't, we'll know she's prejudice, won't we?

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  42. Millie and Walter17 January 2013 at 23:46

    Dear Molly, Please let us know if Maj contacts you regarding this position. I think you should be a shoe in. Best of luck.

    Millie

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  43. SquirrelQueen18 January 2013 at 00:11

    Oh Molly, you are purrfect for this job. We know you will be hired. If you should hear of a position for royal cats to lay around in the sun all day and chase an occasional mouse please let us know.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  44. Kaline18 January 2013 at 00:52

    Molly ... miss you!

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  45. Cat and DOG Chat With Caren18 January 2013 at 01:01

    Hey Molly! Can I work WITH you? Sounds great!! Love Mom

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  46. snoopy@snoopysdogblog18 January 2013 at 01:17

    Hey Molly,

    When do you hear back about the job, do you think you'll get an interview? You'd be the best at the job, if I had a permit to work in England I'd come and help you - Tee Hee

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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  47. Donna18 January 2013 at 01:35

    U could save a lot of lektrizitee that way. :)

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  48. Wyatt18 January 2013 at 02:35

    That sounds like a job for you, Molly! I would like that job fur sure, but mom says that we cannot move to England right now.

    I would even lick all the green stuff off the plates!!

    Wyatt

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  49. Ziggy Stardust18 January 2013 at 05:08

    Congratulations on your award. I can't think of anyone better suited for the job. If you don't get it, there is no justice in the world.

    Loveys Sasha

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  50. Anonymous19 January 2013 at 19:26

    Definitely, Molly! Maybe they hire you as a food taster too :D

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  51. Elderberry-Rob20 January 2013 at 08:21

    I think you definitely get the job Molly because you would save them a fortune in bin bags too lapping up all those leftovers. Betty x

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  52. ShellePenn20 January 2013 at 14:38

    I wonder if you'd have to wear one of those dresses, you know the French Maid costume. Cause I just cannot see you in high heels.

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
    http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

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  53. JoAnn Stancer20 January 2013 at 22:39

    I think she should hire you Molly! Congrats on the great award.

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  54. 2browndawgs21 January 2013 at 11:54

    Haha We bet you could do a bang up job at that Molly. Congrats on your award.

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