Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
Queen posts job advert on-line for £14,000
a year dish washer!
Please mind the Royal Crown Derby and
don’t chip the crystal or you will be in big trouble at Buck House. The Queen has
posted a job advert for £14,000 a year dish washer upper to travel around her palaces.
The Queen is recruiting a washer upper who must be willing to travel for up to
three months of the year around all her swell pads just to do the dishes. Armed with a trusty dishcloth and tea
towel the employee will travel to Windsor, Sandringham, Balmoral and
Holyroodhouse. Described as a ‘General Catering Assistant’ it's just a posh word for one
who washes up. Working for 40 hours per week one will be responsible for maintaining the
cleanliness crockery and cutlery and glassware. So going through the
requirements I think I might be well suited.
The employee should be:-
punctual and reliable Tick,
able to work well in a team Tick
flexible and willing attitude Tick
and happy to travel and work at other
royal residences Tick.
Better get my application in before one
of the corgis goes for it.
I Molly The Wally would like to apply
for position of cleaner of your foodables. I will eat anything except anything
green but that is no problem I can give that stuff to the Corgis. I love
foodables and I bet your stuff is well pucker. My qualifications for applying
for this job is I have a very long tongue good for licking things clean. Maj
you will save a fortune by not having to use a dishwasher. I am quick and
efficient and I am more than happy to gobble up any leftovers. Please may I
have the job.
Yours starving hungry of Suburbia.
Molly Majs’ Number 1 Fan.
Do you think I will get the job? We got another great award from The Urban Hounds. We are thrilled and have popped it on award page with pride. Thank you so much. Nice one!