Wednesday, 13 February 2013

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Molly The Wally Says Be My Valentine!

Molly The Wally Takes A Look At Some Great Valentines' Gifts For Your Special One!

With valentines just round the corner we’d thought we’d take a look at some more unusual gifts you might want to surprise your loved ones with.

What about the perfect tease gift for those chocolate lovers out there? If you love maths why not combined the two with this chocolate calculator? It comes wrapped up like a real chocolate bar and even smells like a chocolate too. Ditch the diet and enjoy!

For those with green fingers, why not try to grow your own boyfriend or girlfriend! These companions will always be by your side, will listen to all your troubles and will never answer back, judge you or moan about how much money you spend. Just stick them in the bathtub and behold your very own perfect partner!

How about a ring of love cup! Can’t afford the real thing? No worries just compromise with this handy mug and for a bonus you will never have to worry about losing your bling again.

The control your woman remote control is a must for those male chauvinists amongst us. Simply press a button and hope that your commands are obeyed. We really like the stop nagging, moaning and whining buttons. Why is there not a man version we ask, complete with stop sleeping, snoring and farting in front of the TV buttons?

This giant gummy bear is probably the best Valentine's Day gift ever because it is the equivalent of 1400 regular gummy bears and weighing in at a stonking 5lbs. We know you are thinking, how am I supposed to eat it? You can either use a knife and fork or just dig in with your hands and go for the bite, rip and chew method. We also liked the heart shaped jelly moulds. The perfect gift for medical students and aspiring cannibals alike.

You will want you beloved lady to be safe when you're not there to protect them? Well she will love the feeling that you care enough to pick pink girly self defense weapons.

Underwear is always a winner at Valentines. We really like the brief jerky.

Guarantee she will run away screaming if you ask her to marry you with the $10 Pizza Hut proposal kit. Think we are joking? Maybe, maybe not!

How about Henry The Talking Gnome that repeats what you say in a high pitch squeaking voice? Henry has gone all red, with gold booties and a pair of wings. Valentine's Day Henry just wants to be your Cupid this year. Record a message on Henry and then send Henry as a gift to someone. Hmmm just preferably not me. On second thoughts how long do you think it would take me to de-stuff, decapitate and disembowel dear Henry?

And finally the best Valentines’ gift for her ever! Priceless! Are you planning anything special for your significant other? Happy Valentines for tomorrow!


  1. Don't fancy the beef jerky much..LOL Have a wonderful Wednesday.. mailing later :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  2. Those brief jerky underpants look dodge!
    Wally & Sammy

  3. Where do you find these. That heart jelly...yuck. And the Funeral plan...just what the happy couple needs.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  4. Love that picture of you with the rose in the mouth, and a funeral plan eeek!

    urban hounds

  5. No, no, no!!!
    That's so off putting, you've made me dread Valentines Day tommorow!!!!
    Hope I get none of those!

  6. Woof! Woof! Funny! Oh my on the brief jerky. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  7. BOL that is soooooo funny! "Compassion is our passion" thats the best valentines gift I have ever seen! Ha,Ha,Ha!
    Mum admitted to me that she used to have that candy blog!!!
    I would love the jerky underwear myself, it looks really yummy!
    Keep spreading the love Molly!
    Love, licks and Hugs from your furiend Frank xxxxxx

  8. Our Lady says if the man bought any of those gifts he would be in the dog house . . . we vote for beef jerky underwear . . .

  9. I'll bet my dad would pick the remote control or the funeral - I think the funeral is the best - even the common flowers are incuded. I hope you'll get 287 squirrels, Molly ;o)

  10. Bawhahhahhaha!!! I like the jerky briefs. Yummm Yummm. hahhahha

  11. Candy bra and brief jerky
    Mom is rolling on the floor
    Thank you for the LOL/MOL
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

  12. FROM YOUR GORGEOUS SMIRK (I did not know you were a Spanish dancer, Miz M.!) to the FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS with that BRIEF jerkey in between, you had me rolling and my just-consumed breakfast tumbling about in my belly.


  13. So Molly what are you expecting on the big day?

  14. Wrigs wants the Brief Jerky! Paws down the best gift of all. The fur would fly if that remote control appeared at our house. That last one is an interesting gift idea. Pre-arrangements? Hmm.

    Susan and Wrigs

  15. Hilarious! I would not recommend the meat underwear for most of your readers' families. Those sound like they could end with a trip to the hospital.

  16. Those are SO funny! Thanks for the smile, my friend....I needed that!

  17. Bwhahahahahaha...OMD, we has dat calculator! I swear we does!
    Nows, I do thinks my dad would enjoy da candy bra...and da funeral.


  18. Molly can I just have the ring without the cup please. I hope your sweetie gives you something grand. Happy Valentines Day Molly!
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  19. It would take a BRAVE guy to wear those Jerky Jockys If he had a DOG!!! Just sayin.

  20. oh, lordy! i did like the mug w/ the ring. :)

  21. Molly, first you hint at getting married by treating her to Pizza, followed by the cup ring, you've now saved hundred of dollars on a ring and after the first couple of Valentines day gifts you give her a catalogue of her an overwhelming gift of a coffin,I'd stick to the edible undies!
    With those gifts on offer, NO I WILL NOT BE YOUR VALENTINE!

  22. I like the Bling Cup! And the funeral/plot arrangements is truly a tacky ad!

  23. Some great ideas there Molly not sure about the brief jerky though.


  24. If someone brought me a giant box of pizza they wouldn't even have to ask me to marry them!

  25. Hmm. I think Davy and I might choose something else for Cinderella ... but thanks for the ideas!
    Play (stop laughing, Mom) bows,

  26. Molly you never fail to cause my mom to laugh out loud at your posts. This one is right up there on the funny meter.


  27. Younwould make the best purrsonal shopper ever sweet Molly!

  28. You are the Queen of Valentine's Diva's today Molly...if i wasn't already taken i'd be knocking at your door...Pawsonally, I wouldn't mind that pair of jerky briefs, but then I'm a dawg...Momz sez if anyone gave her Pizza Hut for Valentine's they'd be long time gone...And we'd both like to grow a valentine int he bathtub just to see what happens...As always, you do find the very best stuff Happy Day!

  29. Hahaha, OMD...that funeral one is hilarious and disturbing! ;-) And sign me up for that gummy bear deliciousness...and I potty the man that wears jerky undies with a pup in the house! ;-)

  30. We hope we get some of those nutty gifts
    Benny & Lily

  31. I want one of those gummy bears!!! lol

  32. Mom thinks she would be a little concerned if she got funeral plans for Valentines Day, or Christmas or birthday. Just sayin
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  33. We have a feeling those beef jerky underwear was created by someone who didn't have pets....

  34. OMG the "brief jerky" has me rolling on the floor laughing!!! Hilarious! The Candy Bra is too funny too!

  35. Oh Molly - what wonderful ideas for the humans who have everything! My Mom says she'd love to give Dad some of those jerky undies BUT she's afraid he'd "counter" with the remote. At their age BOTH of those could be dangerous (and neither of them has a pre-paid funeral...yet) so they'll just exchange cards!

    Enjoyed meeting you at the Ball!
    Kitty hugs, Sammy

  36. BOL, daddy is quite tempted to get the pre-arranged funerals - not so sure what mummy will make to that though!!

  37. OMD! Those presents are really awkward!
    Our favorites are the brief jerky and funeral arrange... HILARIOUS!

    Molly, you look so cute!
    Happy Valentine's day!

    Kaiser & Farrusquinho

  38. Too funny! :)

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae and Max

    PeeS Da brief jerky is our favorite!

  39. i thinks i will buy mum a grow your own boyfriend...
    Love Milo :)

  40. What a snazzy photo.... Happy WW!

  41. Holy cow! What an assortment of gift ideas. I have to admit that last one threw me for a loop.

    Critter Alley

  42. Wow, Molly, these are BOL funny ideas! My Mom wants a set...the calculator and the pizza. Personally, I'd vote for the jerky!! BWAR HAR HAR
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  43. Happy Valentines Day, Molly! Since we did the fancy dinner last weekend, we were thinking of ordering a heart shaped pizza on the 14th...nothing says "I Love You" like a heart shaped pepperoni pie!

    Wyatt's Mom

  44. LOL those are great! The chocolate calculator has potential. ;)

  45. Oh wowszer, that Gummy Bear is unreal!! It reminds me of when I had a gummy bear stuck on my ear, it was so frustrating cos I couldn't get to it!

    Happy Valentines pretty Molly,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

  46. The beef jerky one still has us BOL. We would like to get some for our human brother... :D Then we would nibble a little bit at a time... :D

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,