Monday, 11 February 2013

Mollys’ Barking Bakes Brings You, Make a start and show some art on my heart shaped cookies.


Molly The Wally Does A Spot Of Cooking!


Molly The Wally says, make a start and show some art on my heart shaped cookies.


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You will need the following for your make a start and show some art on my heart shaped cookies. Get your slave to bring them to you and let's get started.

Ingredients

Makes about 20
40 g butter
40 g sugar
1 pinch salt
½ egg
1/4 teaspoon vanilla essence
100 g flour
Heart Shaped Cookie Cutter
Icing and decorations of your choice, I am going for the pinky bling look!

Preheat oven to 190C, 365F, Gas mark 5.

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There once was an old man of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time
When asked, 'Why a third?'
He replied, 'One's absurd!
And bigamy, Sir, is a crime.'

Beat the butter and mix in sugar and salt.

Mix in egg and vanilla and beat until it turns a light yellow (like a good pee on snow).

Add flour in to the batter and mix it together. 

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Wrap the dough with plastic wrap and put it in to the refrigerator for 30minutes. Make sure your peoples are not looking as you want it to be a surprise. 

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.

'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'

'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'

Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'

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 After 30 minutes roll out the dough. No rolling in smellies today as we are cooking!

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You will a big rolling pin, one big enough for some squirrel bashing afterwards!

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
Forget-me-nuts.

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What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
His ghoul-friend. 

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Cut with the cookie cutters and place on a lightly greased baking tray.

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 Lovely little hearts for my heart!

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Hmm the nose knows! Looking good!

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Bake in the oven for about 15minutes.

Drool while they cool

Cabbage always has a heart;
Green beans string along.
You're such a Tomato,
Will you Peas to me belong?
You've been the Apple of my eye,
You know how much I care;
So Lettuce get together,
We'd make a perfect Pear.
Now, something's sure to Turnip,
To prove you can't be Beet;
So, if you Carrot all for me
Let's let our tulips meet.
Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now,
Bee my Honey, dear;
Or tears will fill Potato's eyes,
While Sweet Corn lends an ear.
I'll Cauliflower shop and say
Your dreams are Parsley mine.
I'll work and share my Celery,
So be my Valentine.
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Unleash your artistic side and decorate your cookies. I feel like a Picasso moment!

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Let the icing set. 

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Give one to your love but save the rest for yourself!

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That will be nine for me and one for peeps. Remember we don’t want our peeps getting chubby and too much sugar is not good for them. Enjoy! Think I’ll go off now and paint ‘The Moaning Lisa’ as it is ‘Mischief Monday’! Have a great day!

46 comments:

  1. Molly your Barking Bakes look so good I can smell that baking from here! Happy Baking :)

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  2. How very clever you are Molly!
    I'm sure any doggie would go out with you, just for your Barking Bakes!
    Oh, and your good looks, and your fantastic poetry!
    Pip :)

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  3. Wow, I was really amazed because your too brave and sweet! I love your yummy cookies you are really good on baking heart cookies, that is a great treats this heart season! Happy Hearts day!


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    Dogtra

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  4. Mmmmm, yummy cookies. Have a good day. Lee and Phod

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  5. Woof! Woof! Mmmm DELISH! you were ood supervising the process. BTW make sure to add this post/url on tomorrow's Tasty Tuesday hop which I co-sponsor it. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  6. Molly you clearly know your way around the kitchen :) Even better is your veggie poem...Momz is still laughing...Happy Monday!

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  7. Yum!! Each picture was better than the last, now we are hungry!

    Oink oink,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

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  8. Great recipe and great instructions. I'm a fan of Limericks - and that was a goooood one. To give O.N.E. to your love and eat the rest is the most important part, right? I think it's brilliant!

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  9. OMD. From the LIMERICK to all the sweet photos to the vegetable poem, MIZ MOLLY, YOU are the Julia Pup of the canine cuisine world!

    YOU ARE SOOOOO FUNNY! You have that look in your eye (when you eye goes to the side) that says so much. Your cookies sound delish, and your wit is what I always need in the morning. LOVE!

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  10. yummer Yummers. I love me a cookie and a heart shaped one is twice as good.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  11. You are quite the great Chef Molly and they really do look yum!

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  12. Yum Yum Yum. Can you save one for me at the ball?

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  13. Molly you should syndicate your cooking show...you have a face that needs to be on TV and you are a talented Chef.
    Hugs your BFFF
    Madi

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  14. Nine for you and one for them sounds perfectly reasonable.
    YUM!
    : ) Katie

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  15. Molly, Wrigs would like to take a class on how to bake his own cookies from you! Those look delicious! Great poem, too.

    Susan and Wrigs

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  16. molly, you are the most patient of bakers and models.

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  17. LOL! I'm too lazy to bake pretty heart-shaped cookies....I think I'll just buy a box of chocolates :-)

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  18. You should be on TV as a celebrity master chef, your better than that Gordon Ramsay fella you know the one him who keeps saying naughty words and can't cook Squirrel.

    Sheba.

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  19. What a PAWSOME post!!!! Food, poems, jokes *BOL* we just loved it!
    wally & sammy xxx

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  20. What attention to detail. You are quite the baker.

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  21. Those look like very yummy treats. And so pretty too!

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  22. OH MOLLY.... You are a BEAUTIFUL baker of cookies... HOW can you stay so clean and FLOUR FREE ???
    The cookies looked grrrrrreat to us... PLAIN and THEN you DECORATED them to PAWFECTION... they are to DROOL over. WAY to pretty to EAT.

    Loved the Veggie LOVE Puns!!!!

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  23. BOL THAT POEM WAS THE GREATEST. It had me an mum peeing ourselves!!
    Lovely cookies Molly, great idea 'bout the peeps, don't want them getting too chubby!
    Love Milo :)

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  24. Mmmm they look tasty Molly! Hope you bring some to the ball!

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  25. Woah! I'd like to enroll in some cooking classes please!

    Nora

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  26. Fantastic! We made HER some cookie dough yesterday, but we didn't even think of Valentine's, we'll have to do that today!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

    Loved the jokes and poem.

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  27. Molly you are quite the cook.

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  28. Cool poem! And you really know what you are doing in the kitchen, my friend!

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  29. Those look GREAT, Molly! And my mom is laughing about the bag and the belt! I wonder why?!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  30. This is the best (and most entertaining) cooking class I have ever taken. Molly, you need your own cooking show.

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  31. Those heart-shaped cookies are beautiful and we bet they taste sooooooo yummy, Molly!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  32. Molly, are you a secret famous chef in the kitchen? They look so yummy, and you really suit that apron!

    BOL

    Slobbers

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  33. This was a great cooking (baking) show Molly! Jokes, poetry, everything!

    Murphy & Stanley
    Online Doods

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  34. Heehee! That poem was so funny!! Those cookies look sooo good!

    Licks,
    Ruthie

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  35. Your blogs are just the best, pictures, poems, comedy, recipes, you should have your own variety show.

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  36. Love those Valentine's cookies! You're a wonderful cook, Molly!

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  37. Love your crown of hearts Molly! The cookies look really yummy!

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  38. Molly,

    You're so clever, you'd make a great wife!! They look yummy, did you save me one? Even a crumb? :)

    Big wags,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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  39. Yes, we must be VERY diligent to make sure our mums do NOT gain weight. Bring on the treats!!

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  40. I love it! Cute pics, cute poems, cute cookies!

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  41. Forget-me-nuts! MOL! MOL!
    Molly, you are so funny. Those cookies look delicious but the recipe left out the tuna.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  42. Molly you super star, you really need your own TV show and show them how its done.....they look delicious, and all that decorating too. I bet your dad was pleased, even more so as no horse went into the making of these. please do more...a pie would be nice!

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  43. You are even sexier than Nigella... you should have your own show!

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
    http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

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