Saturday 2 March 2013

Dog House Blog, Frugal Google!


Molly The Wally Reporter!

Last Saturday we had a look how Google Autocomplete saw Europe and America (if you missed it look here). Another feature from Google gives you real time suggestions for search queries as you type them. Preempting what you are asking by using popular searches using the same words some of the results are just hilarious.

How much wo........

How wron........


I am e........


I feel like a.........

I need a..........

Is a .......

My poop..........

Who took my..........

Why is my sn.........

Why is there a ........
You have got to wonder how on earth these come up? The mind boggles! Have a happy Saturday!

47 comments:

  1. They are so funny, when we do Google searches, some of the stuff is hilarious that comes up. Have a wonderful Saturday xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  2. Hysterical! Our mom is still rolling around on the floor laughing her head off about the "my poop" one! haha

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  3. Hi Molly I haven't had a chance to drop in for a while - this is hilarious - must check whose lounging on my sofa next time I have time to sit down! I think you could have a really fun night in making Google pre-empt a new game! Betty

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  4. I wonder how the dead pakistani got there. and if his poop was orange...

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  5. Woof! Woof! You got me at "I need a poo" Golden Thanks for the laughs. Happy Weekend. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  6. hahaha... I'm not sure, is it better to feel like a pig shat in my head or to have a dead pakistani on my couch? But I'm sure the google autocomplete is immortal and always wrong as Goldilocks ;o) Have a wonderful... "christmas" said the google autocomplete ;o)

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  7. YOWSA! Miz Molly, you look like your mind is a little boggled this morning! I too have come up with some ridiculous results as I type into Google! That is why I always kept my little students at arm's length if they asked me to Google something for them during a research paper; I always feared something inappropriate would come up!!!!
    HAPPY DAY MIZ MOLLY!

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  8. Molly these are priceless...people sure are concerned with their 'excretions' aren't they...and who knew so many folks were afraid of Chinese people? Happy Saturday!

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  9. So I typed in...."Google is" and it suggested I search on "Google is god". Now that is a pretty big ego there!

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  10. Those were funny Molly and ya gotta wonder about the human mind!

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  11. Oh dear, it seems everything goes a bit crazy nowadays!

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  12. MOL

    Molly mom enjoyed these. She has rec'd lots of crazy auto completes from Google too?
    Happy Saturday
    Madi your BFFF

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  13. OMD....I hope we don't have to look up something really serious. We'd DIE laughing!

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  14. I guess if we ever need a laugh just go to google and start a sentence. Bawhahhaha.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  15. That is just crazy hysterical!!! The poop one was the best:)

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  16. It does come up with something interesting things - but you know all your adverts are going to be based on what you searched on now :) :)

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  17. dear lord! we are a weird bunch of folks!

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  18. Do you suppose that guy was suffocated with Brown SNOT and Green POOPS????

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  19. BOL!! Thanks, Molly!!

    -Bart, Ruby and Otto

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  20. Eeeek tax season! Good info

    urban hounds

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  21. BOL! I wonder what would happen if we typed into Google:

    Molly the Wally is...

    I bet the results would be:

    beautiful
    barkilicious
    bodacious

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  22. Oh my Dog Molly, we don't know which was the funniest of them! One of them should have been 'why is my Mum rolling on the floor laughing with tears streaming down her face'!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  23. BOL THAT IS INSANE!! People much search some weird things for that to come up BOL
    Thanks for the laugh Molly!!
    Love milo :)

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  24. MOL!
    Silly humans! On top of it, to come up in the first suggestions, it means many humans looked for those!
    Ah!

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  25. What a hoot! A good way to pass a bit of time while waiting for a dentist appointment.

    XXXOOO daisy, Bella & roxy

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  26. Wow. We didn't realize how "terrifying" chinese people were. :p

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  27. Hey Molly!
    Wow, those peeps are totally silly! Love the "my poop floats" one! I gotta try that next time I go swimmie. BWAR HAR HAR Say, maybe I can google tips for bashing chipmunks.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  28. Wow, those are neat. We've wondered where some of these choices originated when we start typing in a search.

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  29. Molly,

    Bwahahaaaa! Our mom always gets a kick out of what Google comes up wif when her types in sumptin', thanks fur sharin' all of deese!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae and Max

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  30. these really had mom laughin!!!

    have a great Saturday
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  31. Good ones Molly
    Snorts,
    Benny & Lily

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  32. BOL, Molly! Those were hilarious!
    Have a great day!
    Stewey

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  33. BOL!
    These are great! So Funny!
    Our favorite is the one of the "dead pakistani"...

    Have a nice weekend!
    Kisses!
    Kaiser & Farrusquinho

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  34. You know what else is pretty funny are the searches that lead people to your blog lol. I have had some pretty weird things pop up for mine!

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  35. What the?!? Hilarious as ever! Love the pic on Molly's phone. :)

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  36. You are right, as always, the mind does boggle. I am trying to get a mental image of the human requesting these things and it is scaring me.

    Loveys Sasha

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  37. MOL!! Kinda makes you wonder if some peeps spend waaaaay too many hours online...?

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  38. Sure makes you wonder about people doesn't it?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Online Doods

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  39. Mister Google is crazy! In my language (portuguese) if you type "dogs are"...the suggestions are really good but if you type "cats are"...the devil, malevolous, bad...
    I'm sorry for the poor chinese people!
    Licks from Pink

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  40. Yeah those things are annoying but when it's not you that's searching, they're kind of funny.

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  41. bol!!


    Why are so many people scared of Chinese people?!

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  42. The pressing question that only Google can answer: Who took my hairy toe? These are crazy/hilarious! I wonder what Wrigs would Google if he could? Maybe he'd search for "Where can I order an entire elk carcass and have it delivered?" or "Where is the best squirrel hunting?"

    Susan and Wrigs

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  43. Why is my snot orange? *BBBBBBBOL*

    have a good week Miss Molly

    Sammy & Wally

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  44. I am not sure what happened, but my mom is having some crazy fits of laughter and tears right now...

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  45. Now our mom will NEVER get off the computer so she can try and recreate your post. Haha... so very funny!! Thanks Mistress Molly!

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
    http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

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