Saturday, 6 April 2013
Bark From The Park, Neat Dude Collective!
We love the Neat Dude Collective here who have produced the poster below as it sums up just how we feel as the weather gets warmer and our park is overrun with yet more music events. Yes, if you like Glastonbury, Loaded On The Park or The Big Chill go elsewhere as we don’t want Yet Another F**king Music Festival. Music festivals are fun if you are 18 but let us be honest once you get past a certain age camping in a muddy field and queuing for hours to go to the toilet is not appealing. Nor is listening to some rubbish 80s comeback band you never liked in the first place, the never heard of YouTube star or the band your friends, friends, friends cousin is in. More importantly it scares away the squirrels and that is my job. That reminds of the time I broke into an event to say hello to the cows they were showing. I got shouted at by my peeps as I slid under the security fencing. What a lark in the park as I was chased by three security men for ten minutes before they caught me. Alas I never got to say hello to the cows, drats. Peoples always ruin my fun.
Anyway news is out that the oldies The Rolling Stones will be playing at Glastonbury so we thought we'd bring you their number one fans. Enjoy!