Hmmm designed for you but built for your husband? Yep maybe when I slam his head in it!
I think words are not enough for this one? I'll just go and pee in the shoe then!
Hmm depends what the substance is????
OK so it's not Christmas but keep it for birthdays and holidays! Don't forget to cry ladies.
Now that is so wrong. Who said you could remove my nose art off the window.
Palmolive the botox of its' time.
There you go ladies get on with the housework and don't forget to pop a pep or two!
And remember don't forget, women know your place!