Wednesday, 3 April 2013

Flog It Blog It, Hatanaka Fantasticka!


Molly The Wally Goes To Japan!


Fake Food Hatanaka Go Playful With Food!


We are off again to Japan to take a look at the new fashion trend sweeping across the land of the rising sun. As you are well aware the Japanese do bizarre as much as the British do tea and this one won’t disappoint. From Fake Food Hatanaka come food themed womens’ accessories. Among the strange offerings are bacon and eggs hairbands, sausage and pizza necklaces and black olive earrings. We think you will relish the fact that you can now wear your favourite foods.


When negotiating whether to share your French Fries, you have quite a few bargaining chips!




Hurry up, ketchup with these! To be 'Frank' we think this will be one for The Doxies!

Are we peppering you with bad puns?

Pitiful, no, we can dig olives! 


Hironami may look good in Salami!

Now that is what we call hamming it up!

A £75 Pizza? It costs a lot of dough, so we think price-wise there is mushroom for improvement!



You never sausage such a sight before?

Wear just these and you will be Streaky Bacon!



Wear your food with pride we say!

47 comments:

  1. Those fatty bacon earings look yuk molly..BOL ( well, I would eat them ) Loved yesterdays photo's so funny..Have a wonderful day xxxooxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  2. Actually I like those olive and salami earrings! Think of the conversations that could start.

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  3. Probably a good idea to get your waitresses wearing these...make people hungry.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  4. Seriously weird....I wonder how long it would take for people to notice what you were wearing?

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  5. I want a hot dog necklace and matching hot dog earrings!!
    Oh and maybe the bacon headband.
    MOL
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

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  6. OMD these are so fun...If I wore a bacon headband Gizmo would never stop licking my head

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  7. Maybe Gracie would have more respect for me if I wore this type of jewelry... hmmmmmm...

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  8. My, my, my.....what will they cook up next!!!!!!!!!

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  9. OMD...I WANT DA BACON HEADBAND!!!!!!!!!
    AND I also want da bacon ear bobs too! I thinks I would look quite fetchin' in them. But I don't think I will wears them to da pet store or da dog park...I could seriously get hurt.

    Puddles

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  10. Another great post, Molly! For some reason I am hungry. Lol!

    Hey, I wonder if your human would send me your mailing address. Just for fun....

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  11. That is so funny - a real fashion trend?! Glad you find these things because I love the cultural differences.

    Piggy kisses,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

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  12. Never seen these in Japan, but it's interesting ! LOL

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  13. I am wondering about folks who walk around with salami styled earrings.... :)

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  14. That's a wonderful collection - I would like to wear it :o)I like the sausage thingy... is it a bracelet or a collar?... but I'm afraid I couldn't resist and would chew on it :o)

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  15. sausage such a sight before? Very clever!
    I like the hamburger earrings.

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  16. Very funny Molly, but wearable food wouldn't last me long!

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  17. Hope nobody wears that stuff around here, cause they will get attacked by Shadow!

    The Mad Scots

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  18. We have to go to the refrig now and snoop around cos we are hungry!
    stella rose and mags

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  19. the hamburger earrings are rather cute! but some of those are just creepy!

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  20. So utterly bizarre, they are actually interesting. We bet Mr. Pip would love a pair of those burger earrings for his human sister.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  21. PIP would be willing to have HIS Ears Pierced if HE could wear the CheezeBurger ear bobs!!! Wonder if the Bacon headband would make the hair greasy???

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  22. I actually thought the little hamburger and hotdog earrings were kinda cute. They'd be great at a picnic. Hmmmm, wonder what that says about my taste in jewelry ;-)

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  23. Oh, can I have the Sausage one! Then I could eat it afterwards!
    You are a great advertiser, Moll! I would get all of them right away (if I could)
    Enid x

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  24. Those are some mighty funky earrings!

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  25. Haha Japanese people come up with the silliest things! I'm surprised I didn't see any sushi earrings. Although, the salami earrings are hysterical and I'd love to have a pizza scarf for the cold Canadian winters. Happy Wednesday!

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  26. Oh my goodness. Just when you think you've seen everything, pop over to Molly's blog, she's sure to find something that will make you shake your head!!

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  27. We wonder if Lady Gaga got her meat dress idea from the Japanese or vice versa. But we think we prefer Lady Gaga's dress. At least it is edible!

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  28. HA!! Wow. This is intense! I'm not sure whether I want to go shopping or if I want lunch.

    xoxo,

    Jules of Canines & Couture
    www.caninesandcouture.com

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  29. I can just see the trip to the emergency vet after Wrigs chowed down on these. Well, actually, maybe not--you can't fool the canine nose.

    Susan and Wrigs

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  30. Have enough trouble resisting food. Don't need more reminders. :)

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  31. If my owners wore them, I may feel the need to eat them off!
    Hope you had a great easter!
    Pippa :)

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  32. Those jewelerys make us hungry
    Snuggles,
    Benny & Lily

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  33. As hard as this is for me to admit, my mom would probably wear those earrings! Not the real food, mind you, but imitations!
    Play bows,
    Zim
    PS: I think I have the video fixed now!

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  34. Molly we bow to your superior pun skills!

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  35. Oh my...my dogs would be trying to figure out how to eat those!!!!

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  36. That's hysterical! When you get hungry, you just eat your jewelry! haha

    Love ya lots
    Mitch and Molly

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  37. If my Mom wore any of those, I would have to chew her ears off!
    Lovies,Miss Mindy

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  38. I love puns so, I just wanted to eat this post up with a spoon!

    Hysterical. I think the black olive earrings are my fave - they look so real!

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  39. I do hope you own ALL of these Molly!

    Heheh, slobbers

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  40. Now this is some weird stuffs!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  41. This is a wonderful blog but now I am really hungry

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  42. That is one fashion trend I might skip out on, no matt how much the dogs might like the look of it (salivating)

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  43. Oh my, who's gonna wear those???

    Well, I'm hungry anyway.

    ~Eva

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  44. Hi Molly, I think I'm going to report these to animal welfare groups, these are bang out of order as they incite riot amd general mayhem, fashion should be just that, leave our snacks alone! YUM...I FEEL LIKE LARGE EARRING!

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  45. That's unreal!! I'd have food on my mind ALL the time if people wore food jewelry here!!

    Hope you're having a fun day :)

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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