Tuesday 16 April 2013

Slog It Blog It, Molly Goes for Olympic Gold!

Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

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We introduce you to the hideous, ugly little Wenlock, the Official London 2012 Olympic mascot.


1 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

As Molly aims for gold in the ‘Defacing, Dis-figuring, De-stuffing and Disembowelling Event’ we find her deep in conversation with coach Pippinpumpkin. 

2 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Pippinpumpkin takes time out to discuss strategy with Molly. The world record was set at 4 minutes and 29.221 seconds by Rufus of Russia.


3 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Pippinpumpkin gives Molly a few tips on how to get on top of her opponent. ‘Remember don’t be fooled and go for the second eye Molly, this Cyclops only has one.’ Said Coach P.

4 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Wenlock is straight in with a chest thump, taking Molly unaware.......

5 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Followed by a chin shot that sends Molly’s head spinning.......


6 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Wenlock then follows it with a head butt ........ooooch!!!!

7 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Molly valiantly gets to her feet with Wenlock clinging on for dear life!

8 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Wenlock pounces on top of Molly and gives her head a good pummelling.....

9 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Half time and coach P steps in to give some advice whilst Wenlock rolls around laughing........


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Molly pins down Wenlock and looks up at the clock......


10 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Enraged and with the minutes ticking away Molly goes in for the kill wounding Wenlock!

11 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Molly tackles the ‘Face Disfigurement Move’ and Wenlock is pinned down and the crowd are roaring.......

Roar Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

12 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.


Remembering what coach P said Molly goes for the one eye.......

13 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Now as the clock ticks on, it’s straight in for the ‘De-Stuffing Move’ to rapturous applause from the audience........

Clap Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

14 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

With Wenlock unable to fight back Molly goes in for the ‘Disembowelment Move’ and the crowd are going wild........


Wild Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

15 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

There is capox flying everywhere and Molly is showing no signs of stopping......

16 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Wounded Wenlock tries to play dirty and farts in Mollys' face to boos from the crowd......


Boo Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

17 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Molly takes a quick breather but she is not giving up and keeps Wenlock pinned down........

18 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Nevermind the mucky face Molly get back in there shouts coach P......

19 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Another ‘De-Stuffing Move’ and Molly looks up to see the time on the clock......

20 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

It’s 4 minutes and 26.036 seconds and Molly can’t take it in.........It’s GOLD beating Rufus of Russia.......



Coach P comes in and both wait for the judges to confirm the record.........and the crowd are now screaming.......


21 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Scream Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

22 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner, it’s Team GB’s first gold in the ‘Defacing, Dis-figuring, De-stuffing and Disembowelling Event’ ......and Molly wipes a tear from her eye. 

23 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

And as for the looser Wenlock........

24 Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

Say no more.......!!!!!!


Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.

48 comments:

  1. Wow! What a match! That was great! Well done Mollu!

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  2. MOLLY MY DEAR!

    First of all, I missed you ALL in blogland yesterday; I had to run out the door for an appointment in the early morning, MY TIME to visit my favorites. I did however, catch the mayor of your city on our news channel!!!!!!

    OK, YOU HAVE THE BEST COACH IN THE BUSINESS MY DEAR and I believe he gave you sound advice to GO ON! And good thing you did my dear. You hung in there and destroyed your opponent in Olympic style!

    Molly, you are SOOOOOOOO CUTE! What kind of pooch are you????? Anita

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  3. Girl, that was about the best De-stuffing I have EVER seen! You sure deserve the GOLD for that!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  4. Wow! Molly, te has pasado, has despeluchado a Wenlock! Bueno Molly felicidades has ganado una medalla de oro... y Wenlock se queda en la basura!
    Saludos

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  5. Beautiful photo and a very good text.
    In any case, this one had lots of fun.
    greetings from Sylvia and Tibi

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  6. Holy Guacamole Molly! You sure beat the living snot outta Wenlock! We thought at first it was gonna be a much closer match. When Wenlock head-butted you we didn't think you'd recover. Butt, you showed Wenlock that You The Dog!

    Three Cheers for Molly!!!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle

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  7. I was on the edge of my seat. Best match I have ever seen. And I have seen a match or two. I can only hope to strive to your ability to de-face and de-stuff.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  8. too funny! hooray for molly and her gold medal performance!

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  9. Rock on Molly.... I'd find it hard to beat yor time :) I hate those cretinus fings..
    Have a great day...Fanks gor gettin us a GOLD..wee's sure needs it. BOL

    Hugs Mollie x

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  10. That was an epic battle! We enjoyed it so much! Our human is rolling on the floor, laughing. Congratulations Molly, you deserve the gold!

    We just feel a bit sorry for Wenlock, he was no match for you...

    Hugs and kisses!

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  11. Brilliant coaching, Pippinpunkin and awesome moves, Molly!!! Amazing how much capox that Wenlock could hold. Good thing you won or we would have been protesting for a penalty for that farting - that's against the rules!!!

    Congrats on your gold medal!

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  12. Hi Molly,
    There was some really dirty tactics by Wenlock, the not so cute one eyed monster. Yes you most certainly went for gold even when you got a battering in the first few rounds. All I can say to coach P, you must have been in training in your earlier years from the WWF, the way Molly had over stuffed butt head pinned down was awesome.......any one for a rematch!

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  13. Hi Molly,

    gold always believe in gold, you are indestructable unlike Wenlock........YOU R GOLD!!!!!!!

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  14. Go Molly! That was quite the fine match. :)

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  15. Well done Molly a Gold, 4 paws up to you ;)
    I don't like the one eye bit, whats that all about?looks like a bum hole! two eyes and I might buy one.
    Have a good week
    See yea George xxx

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  16. Wenlock has to be the most hideous mascot I've ever seen... I believe the disembowelment he experienced was perfect for such an eyesore as he!

    God Molly!!! You are a champion!

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
    http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

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  17. Haha, he wasn't a very worthy opponent!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  18. Molly good for you showing that Wenlock that you tolerate NO fat sassy stuffy critters!! Coach P is a very cute friend.
    Hugs Madi your BFFF and happy not to be stuffed!!

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  19. hahahahaha!
    Muito engraçado, amei a luta, Molly a vencedora!heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    Molly parabéns pela vitória!!
    uma ótima semana!
    Beijos e Lambeijos!

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  20. Wowsers Bowsers....Me was sittin on da edge of me tail through dat event. Exciting...too much excitement fur me. {faint}

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  21. Well done Molly, this Wenlock individual looked much better after your treatment....mum thought you had improved it!

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  22. What an amazing blow by blow account! We are awed at Molly's well-deserved win!

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  23. Congratulations, Molly! You're the best in 4D Event! But this mascot is so freaky!!! The crowd are absolutely stunning!!!
    Licks from Pink

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  24. Hurray! You won the battle!!! Nice place for 'whateveritis' beast from outer space...

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  25. Congrats on your amazing win! Glad you had such a great coach and crowd to cheer you on. The action sports photographer did a wonderful job capturing the action and crowd response.

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  26. Oh my CAT that was an exciting play by play! We were sure Wenlock had you there for a few moments! Pawesome advice by Coach P too! Concats on a stunning win!

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  27. This post is utterly pure joy to read. Grade A+ material. Yes, I did miss it. Thanks for linking back to this funny, enjoyable post...

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  28. BOL! Good show Molly! That Wenlock was a very creepy toy!

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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  29. Wow, Molly! You had me sitting on the edge of my chair! I was worried that Wenlock was wearing you down, but I should have known you'd prevail! Wrigs is studying your moves for future reference. Congratulations on your well-deserved gold!

    Susan T. and Wrigs

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  30. Molly, that was almost like watching a movie! We enjoyed it immensely.

    Piggy kisses,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

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  31. Oh the poor Wenlock :o) I have some of this creatures in my crib (from mom's junk store) should I send you a new one? BOL

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  32. AND THE WINNERS ARE..............

    WOOO, that was some battle! Good to see this post again my dears. Pip dear, how are you today?

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  33. Bet I could still beat ya Molly..BOL Have a super day xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  34. You should get your own TV show.

    ps How are you and Pip feeling today.

    Sheba.

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  35. Bravo Molly! Bravo!
    Seriously, THAT was the mascot?!
    Purrs

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  36. What an event Molly!!!! I need a nap, that wore me out!

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  37. Molly, we were on the tips of our paws in anticipation at this exciting play by play!

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  38. Molly - we always knew you were a winner! And what a pawesome coach you have!

    Love the crowd shots!

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  39. Good Golly Miss Molly, you really showed that Wenlock creature what happens to stuffies when they meet The Molly. Excellent coaching by Pip. You both deserve a round of applause, or in our case appaws!

    Kitty Kisses,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  40. Finally able to comment and WHOO HOO, what fun making it snow inside the home! Our little April does that all the time. Such fun! Now our dear April is asking for a Union Jack bandana...she admires Molly.

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  41. Looks like you did what needed to be done. CONGRATULATIONS on your medal!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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