Monday 27 May 2013

Dogton Abbey Blog, Were The Pups Way Back Wed Or Did They Just A Pup Bred?


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Episode 2 Series 5, Were The Pups Way Back Wed Or Did They Just A Pup Bred?

Bonsoir mes amis, it is I Her-Clue Paw-Row. My brain has worked once more with its’ normal brilliance. Mes petit, what will you? You fix upon me a look of doglike devotion and demand of me a pronouncement a la Sherlock Holmes! Eh bien, I will tell you whether the pups were wed or did Flossy The Flapper Slapper live up to her name?

For mes cheris, practically speaking, I know everything! The Foxy Flossy had her eye on a bigger pie, the Weenie gazillions but Grand Pa Meany Weenie was not called so for nothing. Alas they did not get wed and she was misled and with a puppy bred, sped with fleeting paws to the shame of the family.

Then we found that Flossy The Slapper Flapper a puppy bred Macaulay Crawley. Together with Shady Lady and with borrowed loot life was a hoot and round the world they did commute. For the family that was the last straw and their anger would not thaw. 

But worse was to come when Brawley Crawley to Smart Tarts’ charms did succumb. They’d hustle and cheat and their friends they mistreat and eventually could not escape the heat.

 He was in the mob and did rob and got shot down by the mob leaving poor Smart Tart to sob.

So these are the troubles that started the family rift which left them miffed and now we see why Crawly Crawely and Bhaa-rd  Ma Ewe-ing are adrift searching a way out of a life of thrift. For they are broke and it is no joke. They must now go back to Dogsville in the state of Texas for they will never gets their mitts on Barka Levinsons bits.

With that Bhaa-rd  Ma Ewe-ings’ dreams of life as a gazillionaires’ wife bought her nothing but strife. They packed their rags in a couple of tattered bags and headed home a pair of miserable scags. 

Bonne chance mes amis, it is I Her-Clue Paw-Row. The matter I say has been marvelously concluded thanks to my little grey cells. The Weenie fortune is safe once more. But I cannot, truly I cannot, sit in a chair all day reflecting how truly admirable I am so with that mes amis I and Ms lemon are off on a well earned holiday.

Next week the family try and get back to some normality. More peasant pheasant shooting and more dreary dinners. Big hats, rubbish accents and lots of limps from Mr.Bites. What has Mrs.Petmore been up to in Dantes’ Inferno…..Hells’ Kitchen? Stay tuned as life’s sure is a bitch when you are rich and you live in Dogton Abbey.


  1. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP from an admiring audience out here over the pond! The players are more than adorable, the script BRILLIANT and the plot thickens....Miz Molly, you sure have many hats to wear and Pip, you are SMASHING, INDEED! teheheheheehe you are just hilarious. :))

  2. Bravo bravo bravo Molly!!
    Mom and Dad just finished watching the first season of Mr. Selfridge a true story on PBS about an American changing how folks shop in England in the early 1900's . Will you be running your on series on this program?
    hugs Madi your bFFF

  3. Oh, my goodness, fabulous! So glad to see that Her-Clue Paw-Row saved the day!

    Molly, I'm so sorry our old posts "spammed" your e-mail. It seems that I managed to do that to all of my bloggy friends, and I do apologize!

  4. I's a sittin on da edge of my seat over heres!


  5. That was amazing Molly, bravo, bravo, bravo!!!

  6. Excellent episode and I love your hair clip
    Urban hounds

  7. I'll stay tuned for the next exciting episode!

  8. Apaws, Apaws, Apaws! The Weenie-fortune is safe once more - pheew I'm relieved now... but a gazillionaires wife?...hmmm... not bad I'm on the search for a girlfriend ... just saying. Have a great Monday and Thanks a lot!

  9. Eek - watch out Barker Levison!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  10. Molly you look lovely in blue!

  11. Super exciting episode!!!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

  12. WOW... RIP Brawley Crawley. This show always keeps me on the edge of my seating!


  13. So is the moral of the tale that it is best to be wed? BOL. Great work, detective.
    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  14. Love those rhinestone glasses!

  15. Molly, your outfits are fabulous and we loved this week's instalment of Dogton Abbey.

    You've got fans from across the Atlantic :)

  16. Oh, the music makes it ever more exciting!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  17. LOVE. Where do you get your amazing imagination from!?


  18. Hmmm... Can you 'climb' a family tree? Just wondering...


  19. The whole thing was brilliant. The photos, the rhymes, very clever. Four paws up

  20. I think you need your own tv series!!! I sooo look forward to these episodes and can't wait for the next one! Molly you are positively brilliant!

  21. They may be bitches, but those gals are snappy dressers. Love the accessories. Stanzie is taking notes!


    "Encore, Encore Molly!!"

  22. Your blue beret is beautiful , Molly! You look gorgeous!

  23. Fabulous wardrobe this series Molly, I don't know how you put up with all these outfit changes! Betty

  24. Well done, but I feel bad (a bit) for Crawly Crawely and Bhaa-rd Ma Ewe-ing. :)

  25. Hey Molly,

    It's been fascinating reading about your family history - who would have guessed there was SO much scandal! :)

    Wags to all

    Your pal Snoopy :)

  26. Oh Miss Molly it is so good to know that the fortune is safe, all is well and those sleazy Texans were sent packing...What a relief and a great finale Author, Author stand for your appaws!

  27. Another great episode, Molly!