Wednesday, 8 May 2013
Flog It Blog It, We Got A Dumb Phone!
We only have a 'Dumb Phone' as the servant is a little too thick to manage with a smart phone. However we hear that people who do have a phone that is more modern than our ancient one can download all kind of apps to make life easier. So today we thought we'd bring you our selection of the 10 stupidest apps that are out there. Hold onto your seats, we so know you are going to want these.
At numero 10 we have.....
'Blow Real Air' App which will convince your iPhone to emit small puffs of air just in case you are too lazy to blow your own birthday candles out.
Do you bump into people while texting? 'Email n Walk' lets your iPhone display the path ahead of you while you type. Can they make a poop detector version? At least that would be useful on our park.
For any moron out there 'Hold The Button' lets you well press a button and hmm just hold it down as long as you can. Now 'Hold Down The Squirrel' may be one I'd like to try.
OK one for those who need to perform a citizens' arrest. 'Respect My Authority' allows you to put an image of a police badge on your screen which you can then flash at some yob who will promptly flash you 'Disrespect Your Authority' back.
For those paranoid about dying try the 'iStetho Adapter' which lets you plug an old fashioned stethoscope into your iPhone and measure your heart rate. Sadly it doesn't tell you where you can find an old fashioned stethoscope.
How about the 'I Love 2 Fart App' available from iTunes? Comes with this great review, 'This is the saddest piece of garbage in the entire store'. A ringing endorsement.
Now for the 'Stealth Sound Grenade'! It will generate a really annoying, ear splitting high pitched sounds that can fry a squirrels' brain from a 100 feet. One for me then!
OK so now we '75+ Gross Sounds' farts, people being sick , say no more. Hmm great if you are in an infantile mood.
Or you could try 'Barf Puke-A-Thon'. Needless to say a must.
And at number one pop pickers it is........
iMussolini. Yes you can access a complete database of audio, video and text from Italys' notorious dictator. It's developer promised to develop a pacifist app called iGhandi.
Happy days with your Smart phone guys ..... pity about the dumb apps. What would you like an app for?