Friday 10 May 2013

Fog Blog, I Can See Clearly Now Says Mystic Molly!

Molly The Wally Does Mystic Molly!


The Taurus Furry Friend, April 20th to May 20th.

Ruler, Venus

Symbol, The Bull

Most compatible with, Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer and Pisces

The Taurus furry friend is perpetually famished and there are never enough mealtimes in one day. Remember to share, as this eternally hungry anipal will harass you until you give some of what is on your plate. Pity them, as they are the foody sign of the zodiac. However their undying devotion will steal your heart and make you forever forgiving. Their love of food is matched by only one thing and that is their devotion. Loyalty is their middle name unless someone had a massive stash of treats on them and then their treachery will be all but fleeting as once the food has gone, they are back with you. A Taurus anipal will show no shame in demanding snacks or dinner but once full they will indulge in the next favourite pastime, sleeping. Those born under this sign has perfected the art of doing nothing and shudder they be rushed into anything. Remember bulls are stubborn and so are Taureans. After all they’d rather chew on a bone than go on one of those things called walkies. Who cares about a few pounds or a bit of a jelly belly? You’ll love them regardless.

Forget any notion of going to obedience classes with these members of your family. For them ‘no’ does not compute when to comes to food or toys. Let go means as little as let’s go to them. Toy possessive. If they like it you betcha. These anipals best suit a indoor life, with a food oriented kind of peeps whose happiest in the kitchen. The two of you will be joined at the hip. They need a reliable steady routine and so don’t go throwing surprises they won’t appreciate it.

The Taurus anipal loves nature and the great outdoors if it is literally just out doors. They will happily paddle round the garden sniffing away at what Mother Nature has to offer. They love the peace and quite with plenty of sun puddles to take a nap in.

So basically the only thing your peoples need to remember is that if you have a Taurean make sure you have a big enough bank account to make sure that food stash is big enough to stop them from going into meltdown the moment it looks like it's running out. Always cook a bit extra as don’t forget to share it.

You are a homebody who is never happier than having a nap on a full belly. Your deepest darkest fear is hunger. You love routine and the rhythm of a predictable household. Your loyalty is legendary and you need a peeps that understands that a cuddle and a snuggle are just the best after a hard day snacking and napping.

Remember your human is for life not just for Christmas.

If you missed all about your Taurus human you can find it here!

32 comments:

  1. You have described me to a tee....but my birthday is in March! BOL!

    XXXOOO Daisy

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  2. That's how we feel after a hard day of snacking...snuggling is best! Have a great Friday Molly!

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  3. None of us dogs are Taurus but one of our human brothers is, you are right he IS perpetually famished, haha.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  4. Snuggling and snacking ar indeed the best, matches Ping perfectly

    urban hounds

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  5. Miz Molly, YOU have described ME to a "T." Both the human and ANIMPAL (that is so clever) are MOI, ME, MISELF....stubborn, concrete-sequential and FOOD and NAP LOVING, well you pegged me quit perfectly!

    LET'S PARTY! Is that in your book, that we are party animals?

    Thank you precious friends for always being among the first to visit my posts...and you should have seen last year's Paris Party; I took everyone to ENGLAND and ITALY before we touched French soil...it was a blast.

    Wishing you all a splendid day! Anita

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  6. Have a great day Molly. Lee and Phod who are not Taurus

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  7. Daddy's birthday today so wes gonna make him read that :) have a great day Molly xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  8. haha I think I could have the Tauris in my ascendant, this jelly-belly thingy is generally true for me :o) Have a great Friday, dear Molly... and have you seen the numbers of the lottery too in your magic pyramid?

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  9. What talents do you NOT have, Molly? Now you can give horoscopes? You are just too cool!

    We hope you have a great weekend and get to do something fun!

    Elyse and Riley

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  10. Now I understand why my sister Rosie loves food. Does human Taurean count in it as well, Molly? By the way, I'm not a cow/bull but I'm hungry all the time too :(

    Eva

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  11. nature loving, for sure. :)

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  12. Hmmm Molly; I no knows the month or even year of my birth, but after reading your description of Taurus, I feel surely I is one. Thank you for clearing that up for me!

    love,
    Reuben

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  13. Don't think I have any Taurus in me...I'm happiest outside running as fast as I can...but a Taurus seems like a good pal to have cause they'll always have a stash of foodables to share...TGIF!

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  14. I am not a Taurus either...but training me with a toy in your hand is not going to work...I will get the toy and go do my own thing.

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  15. Delilah seems to fit this description, but her birthday is November/December. Maybe she's even younger then they thought she was!!

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  16. A homebody that is never happier napping on a full belly... Hmmm... That is very me, but i'm not a taurus. =)

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  17. Hello Mystic Molly, our lovely friend. You look smashing in your ensemble. Very chic, darling. We can definitely relate to the need for frequent foodables and a tropical drink is wonderful too! POL Have a fab Friday, dear.
    Little Pinches,
    Shelldon, Beachnut, Oceana

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  18. Jimmy, fully a Taurus (May 10, today!) is extremely toy possive! And Wilson is on the cusp of being Taurus (May 23rd) and I guess the perpetually hungry part bled over for him!

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  19. Wow very insightful! That sounds like a few pooches I know. I love your line, a human is for life, not just for Christmas. Most dogs are smarter about that than some people.

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  20. My dad is a Taurus and Mom is a Capricorn...
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

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  21. WE just LOVE these mystic evaluations.

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  22. Hmmm. This sounds a lot like the hubs... only he's a Gemini. Maybe since he's close to the May 20th cusp, he's got some Taurus in him! :)

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  23. I soooooooo love when you do these horoscopes! Have a great weekend!

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  24. Hi Molly, it's Ambercat's 11th birthday today - this horrorscope is so very very like her it's uncanny! she is a homebody, incredibly loyal to me, her shed roof (territory) and next door's cat (boyfriend) - she loves her food and is always hungry - she sleeps all night on my bed them all day on the shed, she thinks about food all the time, she likes people food - curry being her most sought after --- fish she will beg for ... she is a foodie furball... she is a tuarus no doubt about that!

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  25. Happy week-end to Mystic Molly !

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  26. Mom wants to call herself "Mystic Molly" now...BOL

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  27. I ready yeur furst sentence and haff channeled my inner Taurus!!!

    wif lubbs from Little Reufus

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  28. Hello Mzz Molly, you are one very fine mystic. Although none of us kitties were born under the sign of Taurus we know some who were and you are right on.
    We really like your words of wisdom at the end Molly.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  29. LOL I think I have three, (well four if I count kitty) that would fit the always hungry part. Maybe their signs are mixed up? :)

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  30. Ok, the eyes on Molly are soooo perfect for that shot! I was dying laughing! Well, no Tauruses here but at least being a Capricorn, I'm compatible with them! Good to know Molly - thanks!

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