It is nearly the Summer holidays over here and with just a few more exams to go most students are feeling the holidays are just round the corner. So why worry about silly tests when you have the whole Summer to plan for?
Well that is not right, afterall they did find X?
Stupendous answer!
Peter you are a genius!
To be frank.........
OMD???? What is teacher thinking of?
Happy days or maybe not?
Well be careful what you ask?
Yep the whale knows...ask him?
Sexism starts young?
And lastly poor mum.
Have a marvellous Monday all.
Lol... these are all great! I could see myself doing something like this...
ReplyDeleteThe exotic dancer letter is brilliant!
ReplyDeleteWe love it Molly, we had a book with answers from students tests.. So funny xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
As a retired teacher, SHE has seen and heard many students answers.....or stories from home. Love the snow shovel.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Haha, we've seen cards with some of them on them before!
ReplyDeleteLuckily, our holidays have already started here, but we only get 6 weeks!
Pippa :)
Dear Molly,
ReplyDeleteit is so funny again! We laugh all the time, we think the neighborhood thinks that we are crazy!
Love
Arno and Mom
Hilarious and reminded Mom of the first day in high school.
ReplyDeleteThe home room teacher gave everyone, what she called, a get to know you form.
We were told to complete every question. Everyone was quietly working on this our first high school assignment. When periodically students started standing up clapping. Finally Mom got to a question that read 'Do not stand up and Clap'.
Everyone quickly learned to READ carefully
Hugs Madi and Mom
Hahaha! Those are witty answers!
ReplyDeleteBawhaahhahha Oh my goodness this is so so funny. My MOM is sending this to her teacher friends.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Oh Miz Molly, teacher extraordinaire! I bet you must get the wildest exams back from your canine students! But that last one, that is a hoot. HAPPY MONDAY TEACHER!
ReplyDeleteOMD, that last one made me laugh! Excellent post, all made me chuckle. Have a good one Molly!
ReplyDeleteSo funny! Laughed at every single one of these. I think these kids are pretty clever.
ReplyDeleteHe he! Good stuff, Molly! :)
ReplyDeleteHA! Love them Molly, especially the hard water!
ReplyDeleteoh, that last one... ha ha ha!!!
ReplyDeleteMy mom says she has taught some of those students...and she teaches at the college level! I laughed at these...school is getting ready to start back here. Thank goodness...I can get out front again without the little two-legged people riding bikes (I mean who does not like to chase them and hear them scream), throw balls (in my defense, it looked like my ball...aren't all toys mine?), people working in flower beds (I was just trying to help...you were digging holes way to slow). The list could go on and on.
ReplyDeleteLove it when kids take things literally :)
ReplyDeleteGood post! Did you ever see the one where the child wrote about how he likes hores? (horses)
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BaaaaaaWaaaaaah those are soooooooo funny... doing mEth. That CRACKed us up.
ReplyDeleteGreat post Molly. When I was teaching we used to get some of the sample tests from previous years and they were very entertaining.
ReplyDeleteMolly - you are the best - we got 87 laughing fits! I'm not sure if it is good when a teacher does "meth" with kids - it's a little bit dangerous to get drugs in school even when a teacher is present - just saying. have a great monday!
ReplyDeleteOh we needed a real good laugh this morning!!! Thanks Molly for that.
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Barharhar, careful what you ask for!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
My Dad would love this because he was a teacher for 36 yrs in the Inner City of Detroit!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if you know but I MOVED!!!
Haven't seen you in a long time and would love for you to visit!
Barks and licks and love,
Dakota
www.dakotasden.net
I love mondays funnies with you Molly,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteBOL smarty pants
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
These are too funny. Mom is going to share this with her daughter (she teaches 4th grade), we are sure she will appreciate these!
ReplyDeletehugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
That last one was laugh out loud HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteOh my Dog, they were so funny! Mum is in hilarities :)
ReplyDeleteI hope that guy the teacher said was a child molestor was the kids father who went on to give him a black eye!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
You really and truly ARE a genius. I would challenge anyone to argue that ice isn't hard. AND it's water. THEREFORE it IS hard water. Chuck a piece at 'em and they'll agree, for sure!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy
PS. I also like how you found X. Excellent trackin' abilities. purrs
Our Mom is laughing so hard, coffee almost came out her nose! How...ugh! But she says these are hilarious so we're humoring her. Thanks! Purrs...
ReplyDeleteOooh... that's way too much for a Monday, lol! :)
ReplyDeleteOMD, those are SO funny. Love the pole-dancing/shovel-selling mom! What a riot.
ReplyDeleteFind X - "here it is" is also hysterical. You find the funniest stuff!
OMD Molly I'm laughing so hard my belly hurts and there's tears in my eyes...And they say there's a problem with our schools...pshaw! Clearly they're turning out the best comedians ever
ReplyDeleteI'd seen some of these before, but not all of them.
ReplyDeleteYou're just getting out of school, and I'll be going back soon. I'll have to try some of these answers and see how well I do. bol
OMC!!! The last one is so funny!!! My kids have already told some strange things to their teachers too when they were younger but this on is the best!
ReplyDeleteLicks from Pink
HAHAHA! Love them all.
ReplyDeleteNora
Kids are so great. The last one has us in stitches! lee and phod
ReplyDeletefunny, funny stuff ... you made me LOL once again.
ReplyDeleteWishing you a great day ... Katie
OMC, those were hilarious. Our human couldn't have done better on the math (or maybe "meth") ones. LOL.
ReplyDeleteLove the note re: pole dancing versus selling the last shovel. Hahahahah!
Those were pawsome, that last one is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Those were hysterical! My fav: the teacher who does "meth" with students. Too funny!
ReplyDeletePat
Critter Alley
I feel so good about the future generations
ReplyDeleteI love these. I can't wait until I become a fulltime teacher and see more of these. Last year, one of my kids drew a blue whale... it... didn't look like a whale... it was a Moby "Dick" of sorts, if you catch my drift.
ReplyDeleteMOL, those are too funny. We are glad to hear the student found X.
ReplyDeleteOur Mama says she is going to send these to her sister who is a teacher.
Purrs,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
At least we know there's gonna be lots of comedians in the world when they all grow up!! Very funny!
ReplyDeleteWags
Your pal Snoopy :)
Bit late to the party, but these are so funny!!!
ReplyDeleteBOL! Those are great.
ReplyDeleteThey made my peep smile! She's a teacher of special needs kids, they say some funny stuff some time. She tells me when she gets home, I tell her she could write a very funny book!
I love the whale one!
ReplyDeleteI love this. I'm going to try that when someone asks me a question, "The whale knows, ask the whale."
ReplyDeleteAnd why or why did I never have a teacher that did Meth with us? LOL
Priceless! LOL. The Meth word cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Mommy! LOL. Just shows how kids can be super unpredictable. Great share, once again, Molly.
They're hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThose are great. I had a good laugh with my morning coffee. :)
ReplyDeleteMY SIL has a Cavalier just like your cutie. He is 4.
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