Monday, 12 August 2013
Dog House Blog, Mischief Monday, Xmas In July Edition!
After my wonderful presents from last weeks' 'Christmas In July Event' I was inspired to have some more early Christmas cheer. So I fished out Mr.Reindeer for a Molly mauling. I will sleigh you!
Firstly we tackle the ears. Make sure you get a good hold and pull. We find this is the best technique to achieve a perfect earectomy.
See a pawsome start and a few more tugs and we will have success.
Next we tackle the antler. A little bit more tricky. We suggest a good chew before you employ the pull position.
One down and now for the face disfigurement.
Take a deep breath and go for it.
Pull out as much fake snow as you can. Looks it really is Christmas in July.
Now for the frontal lobotomy. This is a very difficult procedure. I have years of medical training.
I am going in. I may be some time.
Fabulous I think I have located the squeak. Careful now. Steady. Eureka the squeak has been successfully removed.
Look away now if you are squeamish. A la Jack The Ripper I am going for the heart removal.
I know he is heartless. LOL!
Just checking that Mr.Reindeer is well and truly gutted and deaded.
RIP Mr.Reindeer. Have a marvellous mischief Monday.
Today Sugar & Gizmo are hosting the SCOOP the POOP, reminding us that we should be responsible and Scoop or pick up the poops...which we know you all do.