Monday, 12 August 2013

Dog House Blog, Mischief Monday, Xmas In July Edition!

Molly The Wally Does Christmas In July!

After my wonderful presents from last weeks' 'Christmas In July Event' I was inspired to have some more early Christmas cheer. So I fished out Mr.Reindeer for a Molly mauling. I will sleigh you!

Molly The Wally Does Christmas In July!

Firstly we tackle the ears. Make sure you get a good hold and pull. We find this is the best technique to achieve a perfect earectomy.

Molly The Wally Does Christmas In July!

See a pawsome start and a few more tugs and we will have success.

Molly The Wally Does Christmas In July!

Next we tackle the antler. A little bit more tricky. We suggest a good chew before you employ the pull position.

Molly The Wally Does Christmas In July!

One down and now for the face disfigurement.

Molly The Wally Does Christmas In July!

Take a deep breath and go for it.

Molly The Wally Does Christmas In July!

Pull out as much fake snow as you can. Looks it really is Christmas in July.

Molly The Wally Does Christmas In July!

Now for the frontal lobotomy. This is a very difficult procedure. I have years of medical training.

Molly The Wally Does Christmas In July!

I am going in. I may be some time.

Molly The Wally Does Christmas In July!

Fabulous I think I have located the squeak. Careful now. Steady. Eureka the squeak has been successfully removed.

Molly The Wally Does Christmas In July!

Look away now if you are squeamish. A la Jack The Ripper I am going for the heart removal.

Molly The Wally Does Christmas In July!

I know he is heartless. LOL!

Molly The Wally Does Christmas In July!

Just checking that Mr.Reindeer is well and truly gutted and deaded.

Molly The Wally Does Christmas In July!

RIP Mr.Reindeer.  Have a marvellous mischief Monday.


Today Sugar & Gizmo are hosting the SCOOP the POOP, reminding us that we should be responsible and Scoop or pick up the poops...which we know you all do.


 

54 comments:

  1. That was an excellent demonstration of how it's done, Molly!

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  2. Gulp. That poor reindeer is going to need a lot of help if he's going to pull Santa's sleigh during the December Christmas!

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  3. A very hot Christmas no? JAJAJA so cute:)

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  4. That was great Molly, I don't know if I should show what I did to the toy Miaski sent me..Bawahwhhahwahwha xxooxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  5. Truly gutted and dreaded....that will teach the stupid reindeer to go clip clopping on your roof Christmas night !

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  6. Gruesome, but I do feel I've watched a master at work.

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  7. Hi Molly,
    The 'Christmas In July Event' sounds great, I am very excited for Santa paws to come so was happy to see you indulging in some early Christmas cheer!
    Ohhhhhh the massecure of Mr.Reindeer, oh the horror, you are really good at mauling Molly! BOL!
    I agree it is VERY impawtant for our Pawrents to Scoop our poop!
    My Mum is responsible, she always picks up after me, she has a specil bag that she keeps my walking stuff in, there are poop bags, treats, a first aid kit, little bowl, water bottle and a ball! I am pro poop scoop for sure, love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxx

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  8. GOOD LORD I think I know who to go to when I need surgery! YOU ARE A DYNAMITE SURGEON, MIZ MOLLY!

    (I love you.) You are too, too hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. WELL ONE THING FOR SURE THAT REINDEER NOW KNOWS JUST WHO THE BOSS OF HIM IS!!
    WTG MOLLY
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFF

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  10. What great work you do! That little reindeer better rest up for Christmas!

    ~ Coccolino the mini pig

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  11. Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not Rudolph! How will Santa get to my house in December? Oh my.

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  12. Wow, Molly. You're just as good as my brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) when it comes to killin da intruders. Good job!

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  13. Nicely done Molly. Your skillz are magnificent and I am so impressed at how quickly you were able to dismantle that reindeer!!

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  14. Oh my Lord Molly can you say "Hannibal!"
    stella rose

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  15. oh, that gruesome scene looks so familiar!

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  16. Way to go Molly, tis the season to be jolly!

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  17. I agree even on Christmas in july we should have snow. I think Rudolph looks much better wthout the antlers. This year we all go "topless",that's the dernier cri. Have a super Monday & Merry Christmas dear Molly!

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  18. Murder of the stuffies! Yeah! We like that!

    I was working on a very late Christmas in July for your human but it may be real Christmas before it happens. ha!

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  19. You're doing an EXCELLENT job on the de-fluffing, Molly! Just EXCELLENT!
    Camo!

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  20. Molly you are quite skilled at deading and destuffing. I had a zebra that I had sucessfully done an earectomy on. It was all good until Saturday when I commenced the destuffing and Mom took it away. Unfortunatley I like to eat the stuffing.
    hugs
    Greta
    Bailey & Hazel too

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  21. Molly you are the MISTRESS of stuffie gutting and deading... You did..."SLEIGH" him totally!! BAAAAAAWAAAAH you Slay US girrrrrl... BaaaaWaaaah.

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  22. Pawesome demonstration Molly! Wooooowoooooooo, Ku www.haikubyku.com

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  23. Wow, what a thorough and speedy disection.

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  24. Looks like you got some mischief going on over there! Happy Monday!

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  25. I must say good job! I may disagree with your order of destruction, I always go for the little bits first, but the end result is spot on! Love Dolly

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  26. How cool! You made it snow in the summer for Christmas!

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  27. Good job deconstructing that thing! You have the precision of an expert - clearly you've had lots of practise!

    Licks,
    Cobi

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  28. Boy, you didn't waste much time, did you? We're pretty sure that reindeer had it coming. Purrs...

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  29. Maya and Pierson had one of those toys, once, for a day. :D Love the 'Scoop 'em Up'!

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  30. OOHHH MY COD !
    You killed Rudolf ?!
    I guess I don´t have to tell you that you are on Santa´s naughty list now ;-)

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  31. OMD! That was fantastic. You really showed that stuffie! Such technique!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  32. Molly, I am in awe of your expertise in deading that stuffie. I am going to study this for myself and hope to use your practices soon. I will get back to you with results and thank you.


    Loveys Sasha

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  33. Hey Molly!
    Wow, what perfect unstuffing technique! Love how you got the ear and antler taken care of right away. Following with the lobotomy is the best way and your squeaker is the proof. Excellent work, my very good furiend!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  34. Clearly, you are a professional at this. Our angel beagle loved to do squeakerectomies and fluffotomies. Once she got the squeaker out, she would also use her tiny front teeth to pull the little stopper out, so it could never squeak again. She was a smart kid!

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  35. LOL poor Mr. Reindeer! You did a good job on him Molly.

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  36. Clearly that reindeer was on the naughty list . . . you did what you had to do! Lee and Phod

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  37. Molly The Wally, Body of Proof, a medical examiner at her best!
    Thanks for stopping by our blog last week.
    Sweet William The Scot

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  38. You have great technique! I like de-fuzzing anything fuzzy first, then decapitating.
    -Mister

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  39. For some odd reason Mom said your post today was x-rated and we were not allowed to watch it. But ha ha, Mom, we watched it anyway, just wait till we get our next stuffie:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  40. We have different methods Molly - I always do a squeakerectomy first, then remove the face, then move on to body parts...but deaded is deaded! Love the Clive Owen pic and shared it on FB

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  41. Well Molly you sure looked like you were having fun but poor mr. raindeer.

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  42. Ut. Oh....call the emergency nurse
    Snorts,
    Benny & Lily

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  43. Wow Molly I did not know that you were a brain surgeon! BOL I think you could be on one of those doctor shows or something.

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  44. Molly....
    "I will sleigh you!". I love that pun!! ;)
    "We find this is the best technique to achieve a perfect earectomy.". Crack. Me. Up!! ;-D
    I very much enjoyed this post, Friend!! ;op
    --Raelyn and Rose

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  45. O bless him, looks like your mum is going to have some sowing to do to put him back together!

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  46. so thats how you do it?xx Speedy

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  47. BOL!! You showed that stuffie who's boss Mol!!!

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  48. Excellent demonstration there, you really know how to get the job done right!

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  49. Great mischief mauling technique Molly!

    I'm pretty good at that too, the hardest part though is avoiding detection cos my Mum always tries to intefere and take the toy away?! Doh!

    Wags

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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  50. Oh Molly, it's Melon here, I have a confession to make... I LOVE stuffed animals... honestly possibly more than the barking meowing pooping kind (maybe even the wheeking kind), at this point in my life... and oh, this does bring me dread when I think I'd love a doggie... because how can I see those cute faces chewed up?
    Melon
    P.S. Cocoa wants me to tell you that while he's not into de-stuffing, he thinks you did a great job with that stuffie. Sigh.

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  51. That pig just cracked me up, oh my word lol, these were great....andthose cauliflower sheep bahaha, imagine if those were real!

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