After my wonderful presents from last weeks' 'Christmas In July Event' I was inspired to have some more early Christmas cheer. So I fished out Mr.Reindeer for a Molly mauling. I will sleigh you!
Firstly we tackle the ears. Make sure you get a good hold and pull. We find this is the best technique to achieve a perfect earectomy.
See a pawsome start and a few more tugs and we will have success.
Next we tackle the antler. A little bit more tricky. We suggest a good chew before you employ the pull position.
One down and now for the face disfigurement.
Take a deep breath and go for it.
Pull out as much fake snow as you can. Looks it really is Christmas in July.
Now for the frontal lobotomy. This is a very difficult procedure. I have years of medical training.
I am going in. I may be some time.
Fabulous I think I have located the squeak. Careful now. Steady. Eureka the squeak has been successfully removed.
Look away now if you are squeamish. A la Jack The Ripper I am going for the heart removal.
I know he is heartless. LOL!
Just checking that Mr.Reindeer is well and truly gutted and deaded.
RIP Mr.Reindeer. Have a marvellous mischief Monday.
Today Sugar & Gizmo are hosting the SCOOP the POOP, reminding us that we should be responsible and Scoop or pick up the poops...which we know you all do.
That was an excellent demonstration of how it's done, Molly!
ReplyDeleteGulp. That poor reindeer is going to need a lot of help if he's going to pull Santa's sleigh during the December Christmas!
ReplyDeleteA very hot Christmas no? JAJAJA so cute:)
ReplyDeleteThat was great Molly, I don't know if I should show what I did to the toy Miaski sent me..Bawahwhhahwahwha xxooxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Truly gutted and dreaded....that will teach the stupid reindeer to go clip clopping on your roof Christmas night !
ReplyDeleteGruesome, but I do feel I've watched a master at work.
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ReplyDeleteThe 'Christmas In July Event' sounds great, I am very excited for Santa paws to come so was happy to see you indulging in some early Christmas cheer!
Ohhhhhh the massecure of Mr.Reindeer, oh the horror, you are really good at mauling Molly! BOL!
I agree it is VERY impawtant for our Pawrents to Scoop our poop!
My Mum is responsible, she always picks up after me, she has a specil bag that she keeps my walking stuff in, there are poop bags, treats, a first aid kit, little bowl, water bottle and a ball! I am pro poop scoop for sure, love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxx
GOOD LORD I think I know who to go to when I need surgery! YOU ARE A DYNAMITE SURGEON, MIZ MOLLY!
ReplyDelete(I love you.) You are too, too hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELL ONE THING FOR SURE THAT REINDEER NOW KNOWS JUST WHO THE BOSS OF HIM IS!!
ReplyDeleteWTG MOLLY
HUGS MADI YOUR BFF
What great work you do! That little reindeer better rest up for Christmas!
ReplyDelete~ Coccolino the mini pig
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not Rudolph! How will Santa get to my house in December? Oh my.
ReplyDeleteWow, Molly. You're just as good as my brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) when it comes to killin da intruders. Good job!
ReplyDeleteNicely done Molly. Your skillz are magnificent and I am so impressed at how quickly you were able to dismantle that reindeer!!
ReplyDeleteOh my Lord Molly can you say "Hannibal!"
ReplyDeletestella rose
oh, that gruesome scene looks so familiar!
ReplyDeleteWay to go Molly, tis the season to be jolly!
ReplyDeleteI agree even on Christmas in july we should have snow. I think Rudolph looks much better wthout the antlers. This year we all go "topless",that's the dernier cri. Have a super Monday & Merry Christmas dear Molly!
ReplyDeleteMurder of the stuffies! Yeah! We like that!
ReplyDeleteI was working on a very late Christmas in July for your human but it may be real Christmas before it happens. ha!
You're doing an EXCELLENT job on the de-fluffing, Molly! Just EXCELLENT!
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Molly you are quite skilled at deading and destuffing. I had a zebra that I had sucessfully done an earectomy on. It was all good until Saturday when I commenced the destuffing and Mom took it away. Unfortunatley I like to eat the stuffing.
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Greta
Bailey & Hazel too
Molly you are the MISTRESS of stuffie gutting and deading... You did..."SLEIGH" him totally!! BAAAAAAWAAAAH you Slay US girrrrrl... BaaaaWaaaah.
ReplyDeletePawesome demonstration Molly! Wooooowoooooooo, Ku www.haikubyku.com
ReplyDeleteWow, what a thorough and speedy disection.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you got some mischief going on over there! Happy Monday!
ReplyDeleteI must say good job! I may disagree with your order of destruction, I always go for the little bits first, but the end result is spot on! Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteHow cool! You made it snow in the summer for Christmas!
ReplyDeleteGood job deconstructing that thing! You have the precision of an expert - clearly you've had lots of practise!
ReplyDeleteLicks,
Cobi
Boy, you didn't waste much time, did you? We're pretty sure that reindeer had it coming. Purrs...
ReplyDeleteMaya and Pierson had one of those toys, once, for a day. :D Love the 'Scoop 'em Up'!
ReplyDeleteOOHHH MY COD !
ReplyDeleteYou killed Rudolf ?!
I guess I don´t have to tell you that you are on Santa´s naughty list now ;-)
OMD! That was fantastic. You really showed that stuffie! Such technique!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Molly, I am in awe of your expertise in deading that stuffie. I am going to study this for myself and hope to use your practices soon. I will get back to you with results and thank you.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Hey Molly!
ReplyDeleteWow, what perfect unstuffing technique! Love how you got the ear and antler taken care of right away. Following with the lobotomy is the best way and your squeaker is the proof. Excellent work, my very good furiend!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Clearly, you are a professional at this. Our angel beagle loved to do squeakerectomies and fluffotomies. Once she got the squeaker out, she would also use her tiny front teeth to pull the little stopper out, so it could never squeak again. She was a smart kid!
ReplyDeleteLOL poor Mr. Reindeer! You did a good job on him Molly.
ReplyDeleteClearly that reindeer was on the naughty list . . . you did what you had to do! Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteMolly The Wally, Body of Proof, a medical examiner at her best!
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Sweet William The Scot
You have great technique! I like de-fuzzing anything fuzzy first, then decapitating.
ReplyDelete-Mister
For some odd reason Mom said your post today was x-rated and we were not allowed to watch it. But ha ha, Mom, we watched it anyway, just wait till we get our next stuffie:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Ciara and Lightning
That was a great tutorial. Thank you
ReplyDeleteWe have different methods Molly - I always do a squeakerectomy first, then remove the face, then move on to body parts...but deaded is deaded! Love the Clive Owen pic and shared it on FB
ReplyDeleteWell Molly you sure looked like you were having fun but poor mr. raindeer.
ReplyDeleteUt. Oh....call the emergency nurse
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Benny & Lily
Wow Molly I did not know that you were a brain surgeon! BOL I think you could be on one of those doctor shows or something.
ReplyDeleteMolly....
ReplyDelete"I will sleigh you!". I love that pun!! ;)
"We find this is the best technique to achieve a perfect earectomy.". Crack. Me. Up!! ;-D
I very much enjoyed this post, Friend!! ;op
--Raelyn and Rose
O bless him, looks like your mum is going to have some sowing to do to put him back together!
ReplyDeleteYay for destuffing!
ReplyDeleteso thats how you do it?xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteBOL!! You showed that stuffie who's boss Mol!!!
ReplyDeleteWowie you made short work of that stuffie!
ReplyDeleteExcellent demonstration there, you really know how to get the job done right!
ReplyDeleteGreat mischief mauling technique Molly!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty good at that too, the hardest part though is avoiding detection cos my Mum always tries to intefere and take the toy away?! Doh!
Wags
Your pal Snoopy :)
Oh Molly, it's Melon here, I have a confession to make... I LOVE stuffed animals... honestly possibly more than the barking meowing pooping kind (maybe even the wheeking kind), at this point in my life... and oh, this does bring me dread when I think I'd love a doggie... because how can I see those cute faces chewed up?
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P.S. Cocoa wants me to tell you that while he's not into de-stuffing, he thinks you did a great job with that stuffie. Sigh.
That pig just cracked me up, oh my word lol, these were great....andthose cauliflower sheep bahaha, imagine if those were real!
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