Friday, 23 August 2013

Slog It Blog It, Fart Art!


Molly The Wally & The Turnip Prize!

The bizarre entries to this years’ Turnip Prize Art Award.

Here we have the annual Turner Prize Award which is presented to an artist under 50, living, working or born in Britain for an outstanding exhibition in the previous 12 months. Previous winners have included unmade beds. calf in formaldehyde and electrical time switch. The art award is not liked very much and has been the butt of jokes for some time.  So we’d like to introduce you to the Turnip Prize a alternative award and we dedicate to Ann for all her cool sketches of William the Lurcher.




The Arab Spring!


Our annual Children In Need charity.


The Three Tenors by Tena Lady incontinence pads.

Former Turnip Prize winners

2005 - Ian Osenthroat, Bird’s Flew - An empty bird nest containing a flu remedy
2006 - Ian Lewis, Torn Beef - An empty Corned Beef can
2007 - Bracy Vermin, Tea P - Used Tea bags in the shape of a P
2008 - Ivor Prance, Fleeced - A piece of sheep's wool depicting John Sargeant
2009 - Frank Van Bough, Manhole Cover - A pair of large white Y fronts
2010 – Doug Pitt, Chilli n’Minors - One large chilli and three smaller chilli’s

And ours.........drum roll..............The first two are for Sarge and his new jail house which does rock.

Molly The Wally Turnip Prize Traffic Jam!


Traffic Jam.................................

Molly The Wally Turnip Prize In A Pickle!


In a Pickle..................................
The Chopper has come a cropper!

Molly The Wally Turnip Prize Bread Winner!

Bread Winner............................


And Christmas is cancelled Puddles ?????????


And Christmas for Easy, when mum has finished shopping for shoes?????


Which one gets your vote?

The Turnip Prize!


Things are bad at the pad............Dogton Abbey tomorrow??????

60 comments:

  1. Thank you Molly :) Love my mention, that's so sweet of you. Have a great day :)

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  2. I love Easy's Mom'z shopping trolleys..lol Have a great Thursday Molly. Wrap up, it's freezing:) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  3. Oh my that is some bad art

    urban hounds

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  4. We love the traffic jam one. I think thats because there is food at the end of the line.

    Mommy is still laughing at the Three Tenors!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  5. Hahahahahahaha! Love this post. Happy Thursday!

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  6. MOL MOL MOL
    I vote for Christmas is Cancelled!! Too funny
    Hugs Madi and Mom

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  7. YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLY WITTY MIZ MOLLY! I love them all!

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  8. Hey Molly!
    Wow, this is so much fun! Fart Art is really entertaining, better than Picasso fur sure. Thanks so much for mentioning my new facility and Traffic Jam is hysterical! Mom likes the shopping cart tree. Very fun stuff, my good furiend!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  9. OMD ... thats tooooooo funny... I like all ! ....but christmas is cancelled is priceless ;o)
    maybe we could send our DIY-baubles ... that's the fart art of the year ;o)

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  10. FUNNY, molly that was funny, funny, funny. Officer Bites wants to know did you see Puddles and Pip cause that, cause he will be on them like stink for causing a traffic jam!

    Your Luaghing Pals
    Susie & Bites

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  11. Hands down, Arab Spring. hahahahahaha

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  12. I like Christmas is cancelled! Poor Puddles! BOL!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  13. Very PUNny! I like the Arab Spring one. Makes me want to share some of my dog's art. Like when they potty on the newspaper I could say the title is...._________ on politics.

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  14. Oh I liked them all. If you forced me to choose I would have to go with...... Christmas is Cancled. Poor Puddle will be heartbroken.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  15. Finally some art we can appreciate:) That Christmas is cancelled is pretty darn good, but Puddles might not be too happy.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  16. I love this blog!!!!!!!!!

    My favorite are Stone broke and Children in Knead.

    Hello - I'm sandie.

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  17. i like bread winner. and bread in captivity. :)

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  18. Too hard to choose! Ha ha! These are awesome!

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  19. Woo hoo! What a wonderful competition, I vote for Bread in captivity and I love the Three Tenas too. Wow, so much better than the unmade bed that Tracey Emin made, or rather didn't make. I like to unmake beds too, just have to move a few things to make it nice and comfy.

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  20. Hilarious. Love the traffic jam
    Benny & Lily

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  21. Hi Molly, I choose the one with the helicopter, because it is the only one I completely not understand. It's because of the language, of course, but it makes it more fascinating... The other ones are very good too!
    Nice regards
    Arno

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  22. Christmas is cancelled...for sure!

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  23. Very nice! But we are kind of partial to the Bread in Captivity one. Although there is a case to be made for anything that includes Depends.

    Your Pals With A Huge Wonderful Post Tomorrow,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  24. God, it just gets worse every year! We could probably do something more artistic with our poo.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  25. Puddle will be devastated! We vote for Christmas is cancelled.

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  26. this reminds me of when John Lennon met Yoko Ono...I think she was standing on a ladder and she had an apple.....the apple was her work of art

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  27. We're partial to traffic jam. Wrigs says he'd be happy to eat that jam!

    Susan and Wrigs

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  28. I vote for "Bread in captivity" but I also like "Christmas is cancelled"!
    You're alwys funny! I missed you, my mom was a little sad and depressive but now she's happy again and we're back!!!
    Licks from Pink

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  29. OMD OMD Molly those are ALL GRRRREAT Artsy Fartsy thingys.. butt I know how much the ones fur SARGE mean to him!!! SUPER!!!

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  30. Molly....
    I'm back in the saddle again!! I have missed your sweet face!! ;)
    "Bread in Captivity"? Crack. Me. Up!! "Children in Knead"? Crack. Me. Up!! "Traffic Jam"? Crack. Me. Up!! "In a Pickle"? Crack. Me. Up!! "Bread Winner?" Crack. Me. Up!! These are all good!! ;op
    Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

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  31. Those were too funny! I liked the 'bread in captivity.' It really made me chuckle!!

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  32. Oh Molly, your post made momma laugh heartily several times and made dad wonder what we were looking at on the computer. Our vote is for Arab Spring.

    your pal,
    Garth

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  33. *BOL* where do you find this stuff Molly!?
    Wally & Sammy

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  34. Children in knead looked funny... I had to stop myself from laughing. LOL. Nice one, Molly.

    Bread winners looked nice and simple too.

    Huggies and Cheese,

    Haopee

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  35. These were so funny, thank you for the laugh. I like the children in knead too and the bread in captivity!

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  36. WTF????? Whad ya mean Christmas is cancelled...who da heck done dat to aaaaaall dat beer? Oh dat is soooooooo sad, I thinks I is gonna cry. I guess I might as well takes down my tree and put da stockin's back wheres they belong...sigh.
    OMG...what is I gonna do?

    Girl, these is just freakin' HILARIOUS!

    Puddles

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  37. Is it just me or did I have Deja Vu... I think I've read this before. LOL.

    I guess my favorite is still Child in Knead... but I also like Bread in Captivity.

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  38. I want a PTU with Christmasy bulbs on it!!! Molly you crack me up
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  39. WHOAH...wait, I have been caught it what feels like a SPACE WARP/BLACK HOLE....I came under the impression I was visiting a post named, "Dog house, blog house, taking a break?" Hmmmmmm

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  40. I think it has to be the children in knead! All pretty creative.

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  41. We loved seeing all the pictures for the Turnip Award. Wonderful... Our sides are hurting from laughing.

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  42. Those are so weird they are funny! Enjoy your break!

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  43. It will have to be the Arab Spring! HAHAHAHA!!!!

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  44. hahaha love the children in knead!!! Have a great weekend

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  45. Mom says maybe she is more artistic than she thought!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  46. Ha, ha, ha...where do you get this stuff! Mom and I love it!

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  47. We like Children in Knead, or Bread in Captivity....BOL!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  48. I vote for the traffic jam. A lot of thought went into that one and it is very cool.


    Loveys Sasha

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  49. These aren't just bad art, these are horrible! I did kinda like Arab Spring.

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  50. They all had me rolling!!! So clever :))) I love Arab Spring and tena lady!!

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  51. Hmmm lol I'm not sure these are really art? I do like bread in captivity though - that one gets my vote hehe

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  52. LOL! I love the Bread in Captivity the best.

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  53. Bread in captivity is a master piece!

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