Monday, 30 September 2013

Dog House Blog, Mini Me Murder Monday!



Yikes Smart Sneaky Squirrel has fallen off Santos of the Castillo Cartel.


I think he is brown bread (dead) Amigo.


I swear me no kill the vile vermin pesky tree rat. OMD I'd better go go as I hear the Po Po.


They are sending in the meat wagon.


Here comes the long arm of the law. I am surrounded.


Anyone know a good lawyer? I am innocent.


Crikey P is for Postmortem. It's a stitch up by that horrid Hearing Ears With Sharpen Claws.


Oh no we have been arrested. Someone help.


They have put me in Alcatraz. I am too much of a diva for prison. Let me out. Free the innocent 1.


Confined whilst the cabinet holds a meeting to determine your mini fate.




45 comments:

  1. I believe you are innocent. I also believe that the tree rat is a Meerkat.

    Hope you get a good lawyer soon.

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  2. We will send you a cake with a file in it Molly ..BAWAWAHHWHAHWA . Hope you don't have a stir crazy day xxooxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  3. Miz Molly, not only are you a top-notch DI, a Mystic Maven, an ACE journalist, but now a movie producer/director? BRAVO! Oh dear, I adore you....HAPPY MONDAY!!!!! Anita

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  4. Hey, that squirrel was faking it! We see it in the cupboard on an upper floor! You've been framed!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  5. Squirrel is faking it. They are know for doing that. You have been framed. If I was a good swimmer I would swim across the pond and bust you out.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  6. MOL MOL MOL TO WHAT GOOSE SAID.
    GOOD JOB MOLLY IF ANYONE CAN SLAY A SQUIRREL IT IS YOU!!
    MOM LOVE LOVES YOUR MUM'S CHINA AND ESPECIALLY THE SWAN.

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  7. Oh no, don't let them charge you - you are for sure innocent! Don't break any of that China or they might keep you there forever. Get out soon!

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  8. Oh Molly another tree rat gets you into trouble. Maybe time off for good behavior?

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  9. On noooo put in a glass house prison. Hope they let you out!

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  10. To the tune of that show "Cops" ...her goes
    " Bad Dog, Bad Dog, watcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do when they come for you !"
    giggle

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  11. ha ha. love your alcatraz. :) that was a mighty prickly situation you were all in, anyway...

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  12. I don't think that rat was really dead just playing to get you into trouble..AND the police probably have taken bribes!!
    stella rose

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  13. Wow impaled by a cactus, even Vlad the impaler would be green with envy. I would take the fifth, that's the best when you are in "glass-case-traz". btw: use the one free phone call for the pizza guy, all things look better with good food!

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  14. I believe you're innocent. You were framed!

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  15. Oh Molly, we know you were framed!
    FREE MOLLY FREE MOLLY FREE MOLLY

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  16. Oh no Molly!!

    I'll help you, I'm just down the road from nasty Alcatraz, I'm on my way to rescue you buddy! :)

    Wags to all,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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  17. Nothing like a good murder mystery.

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  18. Just give that glass jail a good swift kick and you will be out in no time!!!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  19. Oh no, we gotta come bust you out!

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  20. We know that you were framed, Mini Molly! We'll bust you out!

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  21. It was a set up Molly! Keep your friends close but your enemies closer!!

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  22. OMD OMD THAT was CLEARLY a SUICIDE !!! You are TOTALLY INNOCENT... We are ON OUR WAY with get OUTTA JAIL BAIL $$$$ ...

    ... NOTE from Our MOM.... THIS IS HYSTERICAL... I LOVE IT... I TRULY DO. the PoPo and the Helicopter and the MEAT WAGON... hehhee THIS is one of your BEST...
    I ADORE your sense of HUMOR... and your CREATIVITY!!!! THANK YOU for the FABULOUS LAUGH. You are a TRUE TREASURE.

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  23. Molly - what a set-up! I do not see anything implicating you in the death of SAID SQUIRREL!
    Love Noodles

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  24. That's hysterical! Hope you found a good lawyer! Or at least an eye witness who can clear your good name!

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  25. We are quite confident that a good lawyer can acquit you of all charges. And then maybe you can sue the Po Po and have lots of green papers to spend on treats?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  26. That's mighty dangerous terrain there!

    Nora

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  27. Muahaha, I love it!! Great story Molly!! But I have to say that any "good" lawyer will get you off...it's all circumstantial evidence! ;-)

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  28. The finest cell does still a prison make, or something like that.

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  29. Better call Saul, LOL.
    That was a brilliant story Molly, you mini me's are the best actors!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  30. Is there real meat in that wagon? If so, I'll pull out my handy mail order law degree and spring you from jail faster than you can say cheeseburger.

    Your pal, Pip

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  31. You were FRAMED!!!! Totally! Oh, no!!!!
    Cammie!

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  32. You better be careful or mini you will try to frame you!
    -Mister

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  33. It just so happens I am a lawyer and will take your case for a price. I know you're innocent. The Po Po always need a scapegoat when they can't find the real murderer.

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  34. Pocket Dog, Attorney at Paw, is on the case. You should be out on bail by Christmas

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  35. I'll bet this really was a hit and frame-up orchestrated by the Squirrel Family Mafia.

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  36. I'll bet this really was a hit and frame-up orchestrated by the Squirrel Family Mafia.

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  37. If you are looking for a place to hide, Lady heard that Northern Canada is one of the best places to disappear in. Lee and Phod

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  38. Exercise your right to remain silent and answer no questions until your attorney arrives.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  39. Hmm well who woulda thought that the squirrel woulda had an accident? You've got witnesses Mini Molly - don't worry, you'll escape Alcatraz!

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  40. We suspect that pesky tree rat is playing possum to get you in trouble. But just in case the verdict goes bad we are sending you a cake (don't eat the file inside).

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  41. Oh noes, we need to organise a prison break!!

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  42. Oh no. Poor Sneaky Squirrel. I wonder who really did it, or was he just clumsy?

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  43. This is crazy injustice. We are protesting outside the prison!

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