Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Dog House Blog, When Cool Is More Fool!

Molly The Wally In The Garden!

We have noticed that a lot of us have been suffering in this long hot Summer. We have suffered the heat, the clippings and oh yes the dreaded baths which those cruel people call 'Spa Days' instead of being honest and owning up to committing the crime of water boarding. Well as the good weather continues we say we should all breathe a sigh of relief that our peoples haven't resorted to melon mania.
 

Yes we are stumped as to why parents in China should choose to have their vertically challenged ones sport a melon makeover? Halloween is sometime away so maybe we should suggest the parents should prosecuted and charged with being a 'Melon Felon'.

Be afraid......be very afraid.....you could be next?



Have a wonderful Wednesday all.

58 comments:

  1. Ummmmm...we would stay with the pool!! Or the sprinkler! BOL! Xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  2. BOL at Dougall!
    I has heard of stoopid peoples befores but these takes da cake...er melon!

    I will takes my melon in a bowl...not on my head.

    Puddles

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  3. well its an interesting use for end of the summer mellon

    urban hounds

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  4. Haha. Watermelon IS very refreshing on a hot day. :p

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  5. OH DEAR! Well my dear Miz M., you would look rather wonderful in a melon helmet; why don't you convince your peep in letting you or PIP try one of these fashion statements? teeee

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  6. Melon helmets rock! bol!
    Have a wonderfull day!

    Kaiser and Farrusquinho

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  7. MOL sometimes mom calls me Mellon head
    Hugs Madi your bfff

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  8. I am now certain that melons are a mind control device from an alien world. ;)

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  9. Was that one a Mellon Collie?

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  10. I hope the melon was seedless, otherwise I feel sorry for this boy. Now I know why the bowler is called "melon" in some countries - Thanks Molly! have a wonderful wednesday.

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  11. Oh no those are a bit scary! lol

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  12. OMD....And I just saw my Daddy cutting up a wallymelon last night! I need to be afraid...very afraid!

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  13. Looks awfully uncomfortable.

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  14. I may never eat watermelon again..,

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  15. oh, my word!!!

    nice to have you posting again!

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  16. I saw a picture once of a motorcycle helmet that looked like a watermelon.

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  17. I understand eating watermelon on a hot day to cool you off, but wearing one?? Haha!

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  18. I feel like you just gave Mrs. Master some horrible ideas.

    NOra

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  19. Once again, hilarious post!! First, I love the fact that you're lying up on top of the picnic table...sounds like old Chloe! She gets up on our dining room table every once in a while to see if there's any leftover food up there (or to just see the world from a different perspective, I think!).

    Oh, and the whole comparison of a "Spa Day" to "Water Boarding" made me laugh, as well! (So did "Melon Felon"). :)

    As for the humans dressing their kids up in these melon outfits--umm, WHAT?? I'd think it would be easier to just put a shirt and shorts on your kid than carving out a watermelon and attaching suspenders to it. But maybe that's just me... ;)

    Hope you're having a great week!

    Elyse and Riley

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  20. Not only did that poor sheltie have to endure a melon-head, I am sure he also had to endure a "Spa Day" afterwards to clean off the sticky melon residue. It was a double insult!

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  21. Oh that little boy looks so cute..LOL Have a fab day xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  22. First we liked that picture of you on the table...we cannot jump that high or mom would come home to that everyday....second we are hoping and praying our dietzy mom doesn't figure out how to stick a melon on our head and take a picture. THANK YOU VERY MUCH MOLLY!!!!
    stella rose

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  23. "Water boarding". Ha roo roo roo!!! You got that right, Molly!!! Tor-TURE!
    I sure hope those melon pix don't give anyone around here any brilliant ideas!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  24. Water boarding! Yes, Rita couldn't agree more! Funny pics!

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  25. Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee We are gonna be to SCARED to have a good day after seeing THIS !!

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  26. I don't know how you do it, but you always find the best picutres!

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  27. It looks uncomfortable! I'll stay in the shade - and any cool water I find!

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  28. ONce again Molly we really don't know what to say!! putting Melon on your kid or pet???????
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  29. I want that helmet after I eat the insides
    Benny & Lily

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  30. Just blown away. How in the world do you find out about this stuff??? Laughing... so hard.

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  31. Quite the interesting helmet . . .

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  32. I have to visit Molly when I need a good laugh! Love Dolly

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  33. BOL! Why on Earth would people dress their kids in melons?!? That is ridiculous. People are weird...end of story.
    *Cairn cuddles*
    Oz

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  34. Who would of thought there was so much more you could do with a melon besides...eating it! :) I love the baby one lol!

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  35. Helloooo Molly ~ Well I have heard of Cabbage Patch Kids so I guess the next fad is Watermelon Babies. Do they wear a diaper under them or is that where you get the water for the watermelon?
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  36. Thank goodness Mom doesn't like watermelon...one less creative idea I would have to avoid!

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  37. Uh oh, we're just getting our garden ready for planting. SHE's thinkin' melons this year...YIKES!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  38. BOL maybe I can get one of those outfits for Violet.

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  39. How do you come up with this stuff, Molly?! haha

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  40. Happy Wordless Wednesday Molly!! xoxox

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  41. We got a whole one of those in the kitchen!!! Be afraid …..! MOL

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  42. kkkkkkkkk Que divertido!
    Oh meu Deus, não sei se meus bebês aceitariam um desses!

    Beijos Molly e tudo de bom!!!

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  43. Hey Molly!
    Wow, that's one furious looking kitty! BWAR HAR HAR Not at all amused. Gee, wonder how long it will take to pick the seeds out of its fur. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  44. Oh Molly, mom just brought home two watermelons......I'm scared.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  45. See the look on the kitty's face? That would be us if mama tried to put a melon on our heads, not a pretty picture?
    Thanks for the laughs Molly.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  46. LOL - that cat has got to be the best, typical cat expression!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  47. As Daisy, Roxy and Bella just commented on my blog, thank heavens Gail did not see this post before choosing my hard hat to wear on Skye....
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  48. I like the comment that said "Mellon Collie"

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  49. Hey Molly

    I was waiting to see if you were gonna be a Melon Head too? Tee Hee

    Hope you're having a fun day :)

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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  50. Why would you do that to your child? Unless you are trying to get him eaten by bugs....

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