Thursday 10 October 2013

Bog Blog, It Is TP Thursday!


Molly The Wally Has Toilet Paper Issues!

Back over to Venezuela again on TP Thursday where the government has taken over a toilet paper factory in a desperate attempt to wipe out the issue of no bog roll. As you know the country has recently be bogged down with pressing issues of scare commode-ities like toilet paper. The National Guard has taken control of the plant, and officers will monitor production and distribution to avoid any scarcity of the product. They will be seeking and flushing out anyone found hoarding.  A very Charmin man over at the parliament building told us that they were keen to wipeout any signs of stock piling. Earlier this year officials ordered millions of toilet rolls to be imported to counter a chronic shortage. Venezuelans have scrambled to stock up on toilet paper as fears of what could be a messy bathroom emergency spread. Last week President Nicolas Maduro created a special committee to tackle the problem, which the government blames on unscrupulous traders. It is a smear campaign against the government he told our intrepid reporters at Molly media. After years of economic dysfunction, the country has gotten used to shortages of medicines and basic food items like milk and sugar but the scarcity of bathroom tissue has, quite understandably, caused considerable alarm. We are assured he will get to the bottom of this if he plys some of his expertise to the matter. Have a tremendous TP Thursday all. 

43 comments:

  1. oh my that does sound bad. I have a friend who told me there was a shortage in china once he is from there, Im not sure if its true now or just a long time ago

    urban hounds

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  2. I guess every household needs to install a bidet!

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  3. You're probably the only one on the planet who can look cute covered in toilet paper.

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  4. OH NOS MOLLY!! HOW CAN THEY DO THAT....ANOTHER WAY TO SHOW THE CITIZEN WHO IS IN CONTROL.
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  5. Bawahwhahwhahwaa and Molly you look much better than the Andrex puppy :) Have a super TP day xxooxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  6. Hey Molly!
    Wow, another reason to be glad we're dogs! All we need is some grass or leaves and we're all set. Silly peeps without a square to spare. BWAR HAR HAR BTW: You have a little tissue stuck to your paw.
    BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  7. We suppose there will be a LONG LINE in the PARK.. where the GREEN/Brown Grass is available fur SCOOTING on... BUTT WHAT will all the Dogs do when the Peeps take over THEIR place?

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  8. To found a TP-recycling factory in venezuela sounds like a smart business plan. I will check that. Have a great thursday, Molly!

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  9. LOVE this! Did you know that my Aunties Blossom and Primrose were sort of Venezuelan? And you know... I am told that when younger, they used to be very interested in the unroll the whole roll of the toilet paper game. MOUSES!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  10. BOL. seems like someone needs a butt whipping.

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  11. Please copy and past the link below to view a simple solution to this problem.
    http://markd60.com/blog/?p=10168

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  12. Hmm ~ interesting Miss Molly.
    Oh and by the way may we borrow that roll of TP you are perched on ,
    we just ran out !

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  13. Thank goodness no buddy took over our TP factory, BOL
    Benny & Lily

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  14. You just can't make this stuff up! I now know to cross this country off my vacation list!

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  15. Oy this is still going on? I wonder if there is TP shortages in other places too? Hmmm

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  16. Don't think we will be GOING there any time soon!! BOL
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  17. Just look at you! Your soo funny all decorated in TP!
    love
    tweedles

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  19. Oh dear, that does not sound good at all. Although Gail is pleased because she has a stunningly good looking and charming young colleague from Venezuela, and she is always looking for excuses to go and talk to him about this and that. (Although even a dog can see that "have your family back home got enough TP?" is not the world's best conversational opener....)
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  20. Oh nose, Molly...you were TP'd :o
    But, you do wear it well!
    Stewey

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  21. That is just sh*t!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  22. Inam sure their leaders will have it covered! MOL!!!!

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  23. Here I thought you were working on a mummy Halloween costume!

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  24. Oh we of the TP supplied world don't know how lucky we are.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

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  25. That is one messy situation indeed! :)

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  26. Oh Molly...what a bummer for these poor people!! perhaps they could get some papier mache crafters onto it..if they can make some sort of giant creature from wet newspaper (which seems acceptable to puppies) then they could maybe make some TP if not a Pinata filled with TP would be a great party treat hugs Fozziemum xx

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  27. We think they just need Costco and then they would have lots of TP. heehee!Lee and Phod

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  28. Awww Molly, it all sounds like a pain in the ar.., er, neck hehehe.
    No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  29. Now that was a very descriptive post! We totally understand the problem and hope they get this crap taken care of ASAP!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  30. You're ear "decorations" are adorable!

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  31. LOL. For real?!? That's just hilarious.

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  32. We suppose TPing someones house on Halloween would be a capital offense.
    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  33. My mom is SO thankful she isn't Venezuelan. Me? I'm thankful my mom didn't adorn me in TP. Ha roo roo roo! Only YOU can manage to look adorable like that!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  34. Well, I suppose I had better hoard some TP. That stuff is going to be as valuable as gold. Teehee

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  35. Sears catalog I tell you....they have to start printing that again....lol.

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