Wednesday, 23 October 2013

Flog It Blog It, Amazing Amazon!


Molly The Wally Has Loads Of Money!

Amazon UK is 15 years old this year and to celebrate.....well you know what's coming.......

Vogue Aluminium Foil
Dreams really can come true. By Quitegeist.

In many ways, I was raised by the cinema of the 80s. I was an especially big fan of the film Robocop. "One day," I would think, "I too will be a Robot police officer". As the years went by and I grew older, and the hopeful dreams of my childhood vanished into the distance, I resigned myself to the fact that being a robot was not a realistic life goal and devoted myself with single-minded determination to becoming a law enforcement officer. After years of hard work and sacrifice I was awarded my badge, and with my first police officer wage I decided to treat myself to a few DVDs from Amazon. It was then I saw the product that would change my life forever- Vogue Aluminium Foil.

Thanks to Vogue Aluminium Foil, which measures a hedonistic 75 metres and glistens with the hypnotising shimmer of a moonlit desert oasis caught by a breeze, the dreams of my childhood have now been realised. When I wrap my naked body in this lush, extravagant foil I feel transformed, and I wander the streets, mostly at night, fighting crime. While my official position as a member of the police has been revoked as a direct result of these actions, my current life as a robot vigilante is far more rewarding. Dreams really can come true.

The Jesus Mug
Ran into a bit of trouble at work. By Timboliah PantsOnFiyah. 

I bought this mug for use at work as I get rather tired of making several trips to the drinking fountain throughout the day. Surprisingly, by the time I made it back to my desk from the water spigot, this mug had turned my water into wine! Being a little skeptical, naturally I made several more trips over the course of the day to confirm the miracle... feeling more relaxed about the matter with each trip.
Blimey that was an impressive vintage!

Well, by mid afternoon I was full on sloshed... pissed... rat-arsed. Feeling a bit cheeky as I walked past my boss I gave her a nice swat on the bum. I'm very fortunate that I didn't get sacked on the spot... and I reckon I have my Jesus Mug to thank for that small miracle. I am now in a company mandated substance abuse program though. My boss, not a handsome woman when viewed without the beer goggles has... err... forgiven me. She's always coming round my desk now and hinting that she doesn't have plans for the evening.

All in all though, it's a lovely mug... and Jesus is number 1 for sure! Perhaps a better mug for use at home and a nice cup of tea.

Happy 15th Birthday Amazon UK.

Have a wonderful Wednesday.

46 comments:

  1. Popping in to say Happy Wednesday Molly! xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  2. We love Amazon ..Have a super day Molly xxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  3. teeeheeee....I can just see you at home, having your cuppa with the supreme being....that is adorable. LOVE TO YOU MIZ MOLLY and Jesus IS number one.

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  4. Money is great isnt it. I do love Amazon how or how did I surive about it. The best is amazon prime you get free shipping for a yearly fee

    urban hounds

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  5. Hard to believe Amazon hasn't always been around...it's so ingrained in our consciousness these days...I remember when I had to ask a friend what they thought of something rather than read the wisdom of the scribes at Amazon...Still giggling about the Jesus mug review

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  6. Molly if the Vogue aluminum foil tears off better than my store brand I'd buy it
    Hugs Madi's Mom

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  7. Mommy loves Amazon. The shipping is a killer so their love is limited to when Daddy travels to the USA.

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  8. We love Amazon! So Happy Birthday to them.

    Great story about the Jesus mug. Mom's still laughing at that one :)

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  9. Your internet skills never cease to amaze me. Where do you find this stuff! So funny!

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  10. Wrapping your naked body in Aluminium foil is to much information for a Wednesday LOL

    Sheba.

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  11. Great blog post and we agree.....Amazon is the best invention ever....

    hugs, Bugsy and Knuckles

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  12. LOL....could use that mug on some days.

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  13. My dad said he will buy that mug immediately, that's the perfect whitewash when he is drunken. And wrapped with aluminium foil it probably works at a police check too. Thanks for this post, I needed a laugh!

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  14. Those reviews are hilarious!

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  15. Happy Birthday Amazon UK and I hope you find something really silly for your Birthday MOL!

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  16. You type very well for someone completely inebreated!

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  17. OUR mom loves to shop on amazon cos of her hurted foot she doesn't haf to walk as much.
    stella rose

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  18. Oh, BWAR HAR HAR to these nutty peeps! That superhero better avoid barbeque grills and pizzarias or someone will throw him on the fire. Do you suppose the the water in that mug could part too?
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  19. You come up with the funniest stories, they always make my day!
    Lynne x

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  20. How the time does fly! Amazing we've been shopping on Amazon that long!

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  21. Now those are some priceless stories, Molly. You always give us a good belly laugh. I cannot believe Amazon has been around so long...though they make it easy to shop...and for almost anything (as seen in your post).
    *Cairn cuddles*
    Oz

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  22. Love those Amazon reviews, Molly! Must get a Jesus mug. We spend way too much money on Amazon--it's just too easy. :-)

    Susan and Wrigs

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  23. Mom says she will take one of those mugs!! Yes we love Amazon too.
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  24. Ahahahaha, I'm sure you're quite a sight, perusing your tin foil dreams out at night! Oh my goodness, what a magical mug that is!
    Pippa :)
    P.S. Unintended rhyming!

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  25. my jaw dropped about the aluminum foil but then I had to giggle. You make me giggle each day!

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  26. Sometimes I worry that these people are being completely honest... LOL

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  27. OMD! Are you saying that there was life before Amazon? Can't imagine!

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  28. Great selection of reviews! It's easy to get lost in Amazon reviews for an hour or two, ha ha!

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  29. Oh, that mug must be selling like hotcakes after that review!

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  30. That mug.....if SHE'd had that while working at the local Catholic school, maybe SHE wouldn't have retired!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

    Glad Foil Man is no longer a real policeman.

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  31. You never know what you will find
    Benny & Lily

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  32. thats a lot of very cool stuff!
    love
    tweedles

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  33. Molly this guy with the foil is a lunatic!!!!! i mean i he should be locked up...As soon as the Aliens leave and i can remove my foil covered ice cream conainer from my head i will be on the phone reporting him ;)

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  34. Mom loves Amazon too - she will be sure to search for one of those Jesus mugs too. :)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  35. Gotta love Amazon and we do love that mug!

    Wyatt and Stanzie

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  37. Vogue alluminium foil is soo stylish!!!!!!!!!! lol!!! Hugs, Francesca

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  38. Haha - That water into wine mug must be a bestseller!! :)

    Hope you're having a fun day :)

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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