Dog House Blog, One Day After Christmas!

One Day After Christmas. 

It's one day after Christmas

I'm crabby and I'm broke.

I'm so full of ham and fruitcake

I think I'm gonna croak.

It's nice to see the relatives

I wonder when they'll leave.

They've been camping in my bathroom

since early Christmas Eve.

They're eating everything in sight

and sleeping in my bed.

I been sacked out in the basement

with my spotted beagle, Fred.

The relatives have all gone out

and left their screaming brats.

The toilet bowl is all plugged up

and I can't find the cat.

It's Christmas time at my house,

the relatives are here.

They eat me out of house and home.

and drink up all my beer.

I love the decorations,

and the sleigh bells in the snow

But I wish those pesky relatives

would take their kids and go.

Those cookie crunchers fed the dog

a twenty pound rib of roast.

His feet are sticking in the air

like skinny old fence posts.

Now they're in a free-for-all,

the girls against the boys.

They're fighting over boxes

'cause they're bored with all their toys

My mother-in-law is snoring

in my favorite TV chair.

Those kids are stringing lights on her

and tinseling her hair

I oughta wake her up

before the fireworks begin.

But I wanna see those blue sparks fly

when they plug her in.

Hope everyone had a wonderful time and Happy Boxing Day to those who are celebrating.