Monday, 23 December 2013

Monday Mischief, Ding A Ling Let's Sing!




Rusty Chevrolet
(To The Tune "Jingle Bells)

 Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!


 Went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
 


Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!
 

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rus-ty Chev-ro-let!







 Talking Heads by Mollies' Shop



Mini Me by 2chihuahuagirls

Have a marvellous Monday all.

For more Mini Me mischief....click here!


Christmas card tally

Peeps sad and lonely 6

Me 50

Thank you Goose, Mona & Prissy and Easy.

43 comments:

  1. Wheekheehee sounds like you guys are having a fun sing-a-long.
    Cocoa

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  2. Oh such a nice song :)
    Have a great day

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  3. Have a dry feet day and don't get blown away Molly....
    105 mph winds recorded in Plymouth this morning, official, we have a hurricane :-) It's on it's way up to you. Batten down.x

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  4. LOL but don't you know, it is the Ford's that rust. ;)

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  5. BOL! That is hilarious. You should email it to the guys on Car Talk (that NPR show with the Tappett brothers)

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  6. UhOh....I hopes you guys get a nice new not-so-rusty Chevy FUR Christmas! :)

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  7. So cute! I'll be humming that one all day!

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  8. That was a very funny song. Hope you all have a very Merry Christmas!

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  9. We are hearing about some VERY MUCH BAD WEATHER headed your direction... Stay SAFE...
    Maybe it will Blow the... "TARGET" down a few branches so you can take better aim at "IT".
    Loved the Chevy song. We will be singing it ALL day LONG.
    MERRY CHRISTMAS to YOU and YOURS.

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  10. We laughed and laughed. We are sending you all Christmas hugs. Stay warm and watch for the weather.
    stella rose and momma

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  11. Hahahah! Hmm, maybe it's a good thing that our human doesn't have a car, Chevrolet or other! ;-p

    We'd better wish you all a wonderful holiday and merry Christmas now, in case our power does go off with the ice storm aftermath. Take care!

    Purrs and peace,
    Nicki and Derry

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  12. Hello sweet Molly, I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy 2014 with your family!
    Woof, woof,

    Chicco

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  13. HI Molly! Just want to wish you a Happy Christmas! I loves the poem in this post.
    Love Noodles

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  14. Bawhahahahahhahaha! This sounds just like my humans last car ...

    Ruby

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  15. Oh how I love the Rusty Chevrolet song!!

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  16. That is a fun ear worm that will be with me for a while!

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  17. Have a safe and warm Merry Christmas Molly
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  18. I'll have that in my head all day! Merry Christmas!

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  19. you are so creative! Hilarious! Merry Christmas!

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  20. That was great. Merry Christmas!

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  21. Awesome! Have a great Christmas.

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  22. You really know how to make us laugh! Have a wonderful Christmas!

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  23. When we need a giggle, we know where to come! Have a wonderful Christmas!

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  24. My boys and I just had a grand old time singing your song!

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  25. Did you ever think of getting together for a sing song with the Tabbies O Trout Towne? That would be a riot.

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  26. Holy CAT. We were driving behind that VERY TRUCK in the ice storm on Caturday! MOL!!

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  27. We all sang along with the Minis:)

    Merry Christmas to you and your family, Molly.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  28. We just love that song!!!

    Merry Christmas Smileys!
    Dory, Bilbo, Jakey and Arty

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  29. We're singing we're singing.usually when mom sings I run but this time we're singing together and dad is running!!!

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  30. hahahha
    Que engraçado!!!!
    Beijos Molly e tudo de bom!!!!
    Merry Christmas *-*

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  31. That's pawsome!!! We love the song!

    Merry Christmas!

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  32. Very funny. We like this version better! Merry Christmas!!

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  33. BOL! I think someone needs a new car for Christmas... I think I should add my name to that list too. My car has some issues too! Thankfully, nothing a little chicken wire wouldn't fix ;) lol jk!

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  34. I like that version of the song! Merry Christmas!

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  35. Love love love it hahaha....take care guys :) loves Fozziemum xxx

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  36. Love love love it hahaha....take care guys :) loves Fozziemum xxx

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