Daddy’s Home And
I Think He’s Drunk
(To The Tune Of Santa
Claus Is Coming To Town)
Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why;
Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.
He's walkin' real slow,
He slurs when he speaks,
I don't even think
He’s shaved in two weeks,
Daddy's home and boy is he drunk.
He spent most of our money
On Johnny Walker Black
And then he took all of the rest
And lost it at the track.
Sooo.... You better not pout,
You better not cry,
I don't like that look in his eye,
Daddy's home and I think he's...
Daddy's home and boy is he...
Daddy's home and he's really drunk!
Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why;
Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.
He's walkin' real slow,
He slurs when he speaks,
I don't even think
He’s shaved in two weeks,
Daddy's home and boy is he drunk.
He spent most of our money
On Johnny Walker Black
And then he took all of the rest
And lost it at the track.
Sooo.... You better not pout,
You better not cry,
I don't like that look in his eye,
Daddy's home and I think he's...
Daddy's home and boy is he...
Daddy's home and he's really drunk!
Mini Me by 2chihuahuagirls
My Furry Interesting Life gave us this award and we say a big thank you and we pop it onto our awards page with pride.
My Furry Interesting Life gave us this award and we say a big thank you and we pop it onto our awards page with pride.
Sounds like you've got some catching up to do guys...
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie (mine's a wee dram of Highland Park. OK then, not so wee...)
You just make me laugh so heartly my dears.....oh, the love. I will always follow you Miz THANG! teeheeeee
ReplyDeleteI wish I could pop on over on a plane and meet you. Biggest hugs to all, Anita
Monday with the looney tunes is our favorite day. I love your poetry too.
ReplyDeleteHugs Madi your bff
What a very silly tune! It made us chuckle. Have a great day, Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteMini Me Molly is so pretty!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on the new award. Have a lovely week.
ReplyDeleteAs long as "daddy" isn't a mean drunk....!
ReplyDeleteThe mini-mes are terrific, we love them!
What a beautiful, touching, medly!
ReplyDeletealways love the mini-mes.
ReplyDeleteLOL...Ok, that was way too funny.
ReplyDeleteOH BOY HOWDY.... what is Santa Paws gonna think of this Daddy??? WE liked it though. BaaaWaaaah.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Happy Monday!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha.... our mom can't stop laughing! Happy Monday, Molly!
ReplyDeleteMomo & Pinot xo
BOL! BOL! That was pawesome, Molly! Happy Monday. *Cairn cuddles* Oz
ReplyDeleteWell that was a funny song.
ReplyDeleteHugs a bunch.
Stella rose
Mom needed that laugh
ReplyDeleteLily
Hahahaha! We LOVE it!
ReplyDeleteI will sing this song to my granny I think . Thanks for the lyrics! btw: we tried to make an original egg nog for our britmas last year, think we failed, but we were drunk . have a good monday.
ReplyDeleteNow we will be singing that all day! HA HA
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
I think I know that guy!
ReplyDeleteHaha, brilliant song Molly, (much funnier than the original!)
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
That one hit home cos Granpa was an alcoholic. Maybe I’ll laugh at next weeks.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Sounds a lot like DK ;)
ReplyDeleteOk, maybe not all of it. Like spending all the money on booze, but close enough :)
Oh Molly, you make me laugh. I don't know anything about being drunk or Santa Paws, but I'm still giggling. Guess I've a lot to learn.
ReplyDeleteRuby
To funny text you made for that CATmas song *mol*
ReplyDeleteBwahaahaahahah thanks for the belly full of jelly laugh Molly....eggnog....mmmmmmm and congrats on your lovely award :) hugs Fozziemum xxx
ReplyDeleteTee-hee. A new Christmas classic!
ReplyDeletePat
Critter Alley
BOL I think I'll be singing that song to my daddy this christmas...:-)
ReplyDeleteLOL I'd stay away from that guy!
ReplyDeleteSquify??? Nog egg??? You two are hilarious:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Uh oh that doesn't sound good! BOL
ReplyDeleteUh oh, drunk daddy? What a clever song! We will have to remember it when we need that :-)
ReplyDeleteBOL sounds like my house except it's usually mom.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
You always say funny stuff- and you make us smile- a lot!
ReplyDeletelove
tweedles
You never fail to make us smile. Thank you
ReplyDeleteI'm betting Daddy was REAL fond of that one! :)
ReplyDeleteLoved it Molly xxooxxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Haha
ReplyDeleteAre you guys drunk as skunks?! :)
I hope you're having a fun day,
Your pal Snoopy :)
I think Daddy made the naughty list!
ReplyDeleteMwahahahaha!!!
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