Mischief Muddy Monday!
Well you know Pea-Can Killer cut down my favourite tree.........
The park Somme is all water logged and I now have trench paw.........
Well just as we got on the park I saw one of the pesky tree rats.
I had she who must be obeyed ignored on the end of 'the human safety first leash'.
I clear forgot we were tethered.
I pounced and I pulled with all the might my frame of pure hunting muscle could muster.
Someone started doing an unsteady Eddy!
Opps TIMBER!!!!!!
She is going down.
Butt it was a soft landing at least in this.......
She who must be obeyed ignored had to walk round for two hours with a bruised butt and bruised pride. That'll teach her for taking my bone away.
Mini Me by 2chihuahuagirls
Did your Peep enjoy her Mud Bath at the Park Spa? Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteBawahwhahhwhahhawa did she go in a mud puddle ? Poor Mom, shame you didn't have the camera Molly BOL .. xxxooxxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Oh I would loved to see your mom in that mud puddle. Did you by the way catch the rat-thing?? Tell your mom I'm sorry (ha ha) for her mud bath. Wags from your pal Laika.
ReplyDeleteOoooo.....MIZ MOLLY gets back with a VENGEANCE! POOR MUM! POOR GIRL! Oh dear....you are too much Miz M., you are pure SPUNK!!!
ReplyDeleteThis was H I L A R I O U S! - the doll, of course, not your falling!
Im sorry but this definitely had me laughing, your poor mum
ReplyDeleteretro rover
We did giggle :-) hope you are ok x
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL MOL That pretty girl must have heard she could catch more men if she was tethered to a beautiful mini Molly. I must say she fell with such grace. Mom needs to practice her falling
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
The perfect reenactment of the scene..it is amazing how much force we can summon up in the pursuit of the pesky tree rats
ReplyDeleteBwahahaahha hilarious but very sad for poor mummy....I bet mum hates those tree rats as much as you now Molly!! hugs and hope mums bum comes good Fozziemum xx
ReplyDeleteHi Molly!
ReplyDeleteI'm back, after some terrible computer techno-issues!
I cant believe its so muddy, its muddy with me too but luckily my Mum has managed to stay on her two feet, unlike your Mum I see! Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha! Great re-enactment!
Love and Licks from your furiend Frank xxxxx
Hey I hear peeps pay good money for mud baths. You should be given EXTRA bones for the free service you provided.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
hahahaha. It's a great way to start into the next bathing season. btw: I hope SHE had not the same pink heels for a walk in the park. Have a funny monday, Molly.
ReplyDeleteTrench paw...OUCH!! Hope that "she who must be ignored" has learnt her lesson!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Mischief indeed! I wouldn't want to fall in that huge puddle!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! I'd do the same thing!
ReplyDeleteMy daddy was crawling in the mud today trying to pull my buddy Cooper out of the duck pond lol
Mom's laughing so hard her eyes are leaking at the verbal and visual reenactment of the scene!!! Glad you lived to tell about it!
ReplyDeleteReally, if she who must be ignored will wear pink stilettos when taking you for a walk...
ReplyDeletehehe! The pink pumps are quite fabulous, but not so much for a squirrel walk! (are those tree rats like our squirrels? ... Rocco wants to know!)
ReplyDeleteOn no, that's horrible. I bet you got in trouble over that one.
ReplyDeletePlease don't tell me that's a Bratz doll you are using! Excellent puppeteering as always.
ReplyDeleteOMG! or OMD! shame on you!!!
ReplyDeleteThose butt bruises are just no fun!
ReplyDeleteBOL! I bet the bruised pride hurt worse than the bruised butt.
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday,
Oz
Suicidal squirrel!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut - Oh, no! Is she OK?!?!? I love your reenactment!!!
Cammie!
PS: Your comment about a "pair of squirrels" cracked us up!!! :)
We would have been taken straight home!! But really, suggest that your mom not wear pink heels when walking you through mud, Molly!!
ReplyDelete-Bart, Ruby and Otto
BaaaaaWaaaaaah Molly you just CRACK us up... Trench Paw and Pink PUMPS... in the Same post.
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT GIRRRRRRL... just LOVE IT.
Mom is laughing so hard at your reenactment
ReplyDeleteLily
Poor Mom. We've done that to Dad before and he wasn't real pleased.
ReplyDeleteOh Molly!! Did she really fall in the pond? So not only did she walk around with a bruised butt, it was also wet? You done good girl!!
ReplyDeleteDelilah done pulled her dad into a stream once, I rate that up there as one of her crowning achievements. :-)
Oh no! But did you get that tree rat? Enquiring minds need to know! Purrs...
ReplyDeleteBWaahhaaa ahhaaaaa oooppps Sorry Molly's Mum, but the reennactment was too funny
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Yikes, we hope you didn't get too much of a telling off. Love the re-enactment!
ReplyDeleteDip and Elliot x
Bwahaahaahaa! Wish you had the camera...the re-enactment was great...but the real thing would have been superb!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Dear Molly, I wonder if you were just story telling or if your mom did take a spill. I can tell you that as we humans get older, falls are especially hard. I hope you made sure she was o.k. though. Have a great afternoon.
ReplyDeleteWags, Noreen & Hunter
Funny, cute and clever, and the flying tree rat photo was really terrific. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette
ReplyDeleteBOL! Oh no Molly! You don't look that big, so you must be a very strong lady :) I hope your human has learned her lesson now hehe. I also hope that her tushy is feeling better!
ReplyDeleteOh that is just too funny! Its been very icy here and I start pulling and she's screaming don't pull I'll fall! Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteShe shouldn't have been walking out in the wet with pink heels on
ReplyDeleteWow, looks like she took a tumble and landed on her bum! Did some mud break her fall. Messy, but soft. BOL Great pix of you with that tree, Molly!
ReplyDeleteGrr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm
We loved this post so much!
ReplyDeletedo you really have those things flying from the trees?
love
tweedles
We are not laughing at this story (in part because we pulled our Lady over 4 times today - fortunately the snow is soft!). Love your stories! Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteDon't mean to laugh too hard but I did :-) At least it was a soft landing!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, how I wish there were PICTURES!
ReplyDeleteHey molly
ReplyDeleteDoes she who must be obeyed really walk you around in the mud in such high, fancy pink heels? Tee Hee
I hope you're having a fun day,
Your pal Snoopy :)
Do you mean the human was covered with slimy mud? And had to walk home like that?
ReplyDeleteMOL! You are one strong girl Molly.
Purrs,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
I bet she needed a bath when she got home! hope you told her off for getting mud everywhere Molly.
ReplyDeleteBetty
BOL! Those peeps, really can be undignified!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see what you send in for our photo competition!
Ha ha I have never done anything that bad! Well don't they say mud can be good for the skin so technically you've done her a huge favour!
ReplyDeleteMy mom learned pretty quickly that she has to spot the squirrels first or risk harm to herself!
ReplyDeleteMolly...
ReplyDeleteOuch!! You are correct, Friend!! I would definitely take the bruised butt right about now!! Wanna trade? Hee, hee, hee.... ;op
--Raelyn and Rose
Oh no but the beautiful blond hair made up for it no doubt. ;)
ReplyDeleteWhy do they fall down like that? Hoomans.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Melon says she has learnt today that that is something she will look forward to when she has her goggie! I hope you know what that means 'cause I don't.
Cocoa
Oops. Things like this sometimes happen to owners of clever dogs. Your mom has cute shoes. I've been catching up on my blog reading and am enjoying your Olympics coverage. So funny!
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