Wednesday, 26 February 2014

It Is Tell A Fairy Tale Day, The Golden Kipper!


It is Tell A Fairy Tale Day and so to celebrate an extract from The Golden Kipper.....

 
..................When they returned they found the darkness had been caused by a swarm of giant vampire flies, led by the wicked demon dictator Bug Big Eyes. The evil smelling, blood sucking, Bug Big Eyes had wanted the land for himself and his fly army and so the birds were banished for good.
     'Get me a cow pat sandwich now!' screamed Bug Big Eyes to his henchmen 'I’m so hungry I could eat a sewer.'
    'Why, yes your Royal Bugginess and will that be all?' asked one of his frightened henchmen. They knew there was nothing worse than Bug Big Eyes' bad moods.
    'Bring me a Bloody Mary as well and some Dandruff Pie.' he said rising from his throne of bird skeletons and stomping off to the dining room. ' Any sign of those blithering nit witted birds today?' he asked as he sat down to eat.
    'None your Royal Bugginess, I think we’ve killed so many of their flock they dare not come back here again.' said Bogey Green Snot, his most fearless general.
With that Bug Big Eyes sat down to be sick all over his dinner and then ate it up by sucking what was left up through a long gold straw. The room was full of horrible noises as he slurped and burped his way through the meal.
     Day light came and all was quiet on the island for the giant vampire flies never ventured out in the sunlight. They slept during the day and partied at night only stopping to catch their breaths before starting again.......

 
    

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Suitable for children aged between 5 to 8.

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42 comments:

  1. Fantastix Molly, looks a super funny book. Have a super Wednesday, the sun is out xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  2. OMD! That sounds likes a pawsomes tale/tail. Bug Big Eyes does sounds rathers scary though (evens I don'ts eat my own sick afters chuckings it up). Haves a pawfect week beautiful doggie!
    Big wet kisses,
    Enid : )

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  3. I can see the gogs working, Miz Molly.....what fairy dog tail are YOU conjuring up in that pretty little brain of YOURS?

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  4. So creative! Wonder what happens next...

    --Woofs (and purrs) from Life with Dogs and Cats.

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  5. oooh mom love kippers and what a clever story you are so talented

    retro rover

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  6. Bloody Mary and Dandruff pie! I wonder how tasty it could be? Sounds like a very funny book to read though.

    ~Eva

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  7. WOW Molly I had no idea you had such a creative mind!! Bravo what a great story and we love the cover drawing are you an artist too?
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  8. OoH we can't wait to find out what happens next, is you gonna read us some more? ;)
    Happy Wednesday Molly!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae and Max

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  9. If vampire flies mean warm nights I will chance being bitten . lol

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  10. That is quite a tale....vampire files. We have those here and call them black flies...lol.

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  11. OMD....Vampire Flies???? Think I'll stay in my house today....under the bed!

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  12. Sounds very exciting. Good luck with future sales :)
    Dip and Elliot x

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  13. I don't know if I'd like that book.

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  14. Oh Molly our favorite part of your post was that picture on the phone at the end.
    Hugs
    Stella Rose

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  15. Cute cover! And I love that last pic of you, Molly. So cute!

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  16. I'm pretty sure that might be too much for my littlest sister!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  17. Dandruff pie?!?

    Can we just read about the vampires and not the flies?

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  18. That is quite a kipper skipper!

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  19. We love scary stories Molly, we can't wait to see what happens next!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  20. Vampire Flies and Dandruff Pie... You had us with THOSE.

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  21. Looks like a good read Molly
    Lily & Edward

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  22. Mommy cringed at the thought of Vampire Flies...she isn't sure the electric bug zapper she just purchased will work on them...

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  23. Bogey Green Snot? LOL that's a cool name! I love stories like that, but I think it's better to wear a garlick necklace while reading. Have a super wednesday dear Molly

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  24. Ambercat approves, she likes catching and eating flies - the idea of vampire flies is a bit scary though
    are there any tarantulas that could keep the flies under control?

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  25. Wow! You look so Hollywood with those glasses! Looks like a fun book.

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  26. It sounds scary. Our mom won't let us read a book with this kind of adventures! BoL

    Kaiser and Fusquinho

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  27. Well, I suppose if you're a bug that would be the good life!

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  28. Oh we love the characters names!!! We think this would be a fun read for sure!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  29. Molly you sure spun a great tale/tail! Be sure to stop by Friday for the link to the TOP SECRET Pawty!!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  30. Molly, we have some little ones here who would love to hear those tales about Bug Big Eyes. The boys especially:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  31. Oh, hope you turn that into a series, and maybe a TV show on BBC America!

    The Mad Scots

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  32. Lady needs to start writing all these books down and learning all these stories as she has a niece coming in the spring.

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  33. Hmm Vampire flies....me thinks mosquitoes.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  34. I think you are going to win a book prize

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  35. Molly there is no other that can tell a tale like you!!

    Loveys Sasha

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  36. Oh! How exciting, me has a special place in my heart for kippers!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  37. Dandruff pie? Sounds yummy!

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  38. Cowpat sandwich - that sounds good!

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