Monday, 21 April 2014
Moanday Mischief, Car Car Won't Go Far Far!
Rattle, hum, hiss and hick,
Our poor car is really sick.
'Wonder Boy' put the wrong fuel in it,
And now the engine’s doing a hissy fit.
Crackle, whiz, cough said our car,
It certainly isn’t going far.
Stuck in the shop’s parking lot,
Whilst it’s innards start to rot.
Curse, damn, crap, we shout,
The guy comes to pump it out.
He finished and asked for lots of money,
My peoples certainly didn’t find it funny.
Crunch, gobble, chew and nibble,
Bored and lonely started to giggle.
Home alone I had it made,
No one’s looking, time for a bin raid.