Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Pigs Will Fly On Tasty Tuesday!



Sometimes you just couldn't make it up like when a woman named Crispi tried to burn down her ex-boyfriend's home using bacon. Early this March police were called by the former boyfriend of Cameo Crispi after she had inundated him with text messages and phone calls. He pleaded with the officers to remove her from his Utah home. On arrival Crispi answered the door and the officers saw smoke billowing out of the residence. They asked to come in and observed a wood stove left open with a fire burning inside and hot coals on the floor around the stove. There was also a pound of bacon sitting on a sheet of baking paper which was severely burned and smoking badly. The policeman took preventative action and arrested pig-sick Crispi, who was needless to say as drunk as a skunk. This ham-fisted attempt to burn the house down got Crispi charged with arson, burglary, assault by a prisoner, interfering with an arresting officer, electronic communication harassment and intoxication.

We dedicate this story to the one and only Bacon over at Pig Love. Despite the date it is actually true. Happy April Fool's Day to you all.

44 comments:

  1. Bwahaahaa! She's lucky she didn't go up like a torch with all that alcohol. Then she'd really be Crispi!

    XXXOOO Bella & Roxy

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  2. oh no wasted hams

    retro rover

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  3. Death by bacon? When does the movie version come out?

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  4. MADI'S MOM HERE WHEN SHE SAW HAM HER EYES GLAZED OVER, SHE FAINTED, I HAD TO GIVE HER KITTY CPR. NOW SHE IS COMING AROUND...SHE IS MUMBLING
    I LOVE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM
    HUGS MADI'S MOM

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  5. IT'S TRUE! teehehehehe HAPPY APRIL FOOLS MIZ MOLLY!

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  6. Happy April Fool's Day Molly!
    My Mum and Dad almost got a pet pig insted of me a puggy, we love pigs but sadly we love bacon too! BOL! Yummy!
    Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxx

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  7. Happy April Fools Day Molly!
    Your pals,
    Diane and Rocco

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  8. gives a whole new meaning to wanting your bacon extra crispy :)

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  9. Bwahahaahah that's one crazy woman Molly....and her name Crispi ,.....bwaahhahahaa happy April fools day sweet hugs Fozziemum xx

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  10. I guessed it, to be a vegetarian is much better lol Have a super tuesday and a fabulous first day of april, Molly!

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  11. OMP (oh my pig)! I'll definitely be sure not to get around this crazy Crispi chick. Can you imagine what she would do if she saw me - a living and breathing oinker? Oh my. It makes me dizzy just thinking about it - snorts. Happy April Fools Day my sweet Friend!! XOXO - Bacon

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  12. OMG...that is hilarious. We are in Utah right now and i must say, that is totally believable.

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  13. THAT is one crazy woman... HOW could she WASTE bacon in that hideous manner?????

    Happy April Fool's Day to you.

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  14. Strange things always happen in Utah.
    Happy April Fool's Day to you Molly.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  15. bacon as a fuel. i could see it! :)

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  16. There are fools everywhere!

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  17. That would have been a terrible waste of good bacon.

    Happy April Fool's Day!

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  18. Dear Molly,
    Crispy was drunk and for this she tried to burn the bacon, which is hard for a dog to believe someone can do stupid things like that one! At least the boy was lucky he found it out before he has married her!
    Love
    Arno

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  19. Happy April Fools Day! We had bacon for breakfast, mmmmhh bacon. That's quite a story.

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  20. Oh we loves bacon and ham, and hotdogs.....but our mom isn't allowed to cook those hotdogs for us anymore.....she must have a little of crispy in her blood.....bahahhahahah
    stella rose

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  21. Hehehe that is funny,xx Speedy

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  22. Haha, Crispy almost was.....
    Dip and Elliot x

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  23. Molly this is a perfect April Fools story! Got to love anything involving bacon.
    Have a great day!
    Wags,
    Noreen & Hunter

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  24. Haha, Crispi tried to burn the house down with bacon! Moral of the story: never trust anyone named Crispi...

    Happy April Fool's Day.

    Elyse and Riley

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  25. Appy April Fools Molls, luv's Freya Rose Blossom X

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  26. hahahahaha!!!!! too funny!!!!! Thanks for sharing a laugh on April Fools day!!!!!
    Have a PAWsome day!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  27. TeeHeeHeeHee!! Happy April Fool's Day Molly!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  28. Showing fools can happen anytime! Happy fool's day!

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  29. It's a waste of good bacon. Have a great day.

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  30. You do know, Pigs do fly! Hummmmmm Bacon

    The Mad Scots

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  31. Someone wasted bacon? That's the real crime!

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  32. That was a great story, Molly - but all our eyes got stuck on that ham- YUMMY!!!

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  33. Your being silly again!! April fools!
    love
    tweedles

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  34. Crispi bacon, alcohol, a women scorned, and the long arm of the law......I see an insanity plea coming.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  35. Real life IS stranger than fiction!!

    Wyatt

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  36. Crazy lady, she ruined purrfectly good bacon.
    Happy April Fool's Day Molly.

    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  37. BOL!!! There are some cray-cray hoomans out there!
    Wally & Sammy

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  38. Waste of good bacon...or maybe not. Burnt is still edible.

    the brown dawgs

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