So I am sitting on she who must be
Thought I'd better check out my pee-mail. Hey I got one here from Nigeria saying they need me to urgently send them some money or I will be cursed for eternity.
This one is asking me to send $100 so they can process my $2 million lottery win.
Oh my, now this one says I have a huge inheritance waiting for me and all I have to do is send $500 for the solicitor to process my claim.
How about this one that says they want some money and they will make sure I have good luck for ever and ever.
Phew, those are exhausting I think I need a drink.
Dear folks in Nigeria
I am a dog.
I have no money.
I don't do the lottery.
I have no pups or dog family in your country.
BOGOFF and not the super market kind.
Yours Angry Of Suburbia.
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Do you get spam and do you find them funny but irritating?
Hahaha. Yup, we do get lots of spam that Mommy just tosses right out of the Spam box.
ReplyDeleteSo far, we've had a few inquiries to help people get money OUT of Nigeria. Also, we could be the long lost relatives of RICH Britains....
ReplyDeleteOur Pee-mail is more gossip than frauds....we think.
XXXOOO Bella & Roxy
Dear Molly,
ReplyDeleteI never got such offers but you never know, I think, none is really safe! But at the moment we are free of such kind of posts!
Love
Arno
oh guess what? I've got the same mails. Does it mean we have to share the two millions (than it is not really a bargain) or will they send the two million bucks to you and to me? and btw: they offered an enlargement for special bodyparts, but only this week, do you think it's worth to send them the 5oo bucks?
ReplyDeleteHe he we got a mail which told us that our family in Spain just died. We should inherit a lot of money. We just needed to send our bank account number and a lot of money to inheritance tax. Then we would get our heritage. The only problem I see is: We have no family in Spain and have never had it, and the money should be sent to a coffee master, googled the name (no lawyer). How stupid do they think my mom and dad are??? LOL.
ReplyDeleteI get those too, apparently I'm a virtual millionaire!
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL MOL Molly evidently my mom cat was a harlot, I was astounded to learn I had relatives in Nigeria too. Hugs Madi your bfff
ReplyDeleteteehehehheheh....you make me laugh out loud here, in the early morning Molly....PEE MAIL....Oh Miz Molly, YOU IZ BAD!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I think I've had a few of each of those in the past. My spam filter does a pretty good job of cleaning them out of my regular mail queue.
ReplyDeleteI love the ones telling you you bank account has been suspended at a bank you have never even heard of! Thankfully spam peemail is banned at my park.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness. I didn't realize peemail in the park was subject to SPAM messages too.
ReplyDeleteOur pee mail is thankfully SPAM free. Lots of great neighborhood gossip though. Now if our email was only SPAM free.
ReplyDeleteApparently my email filter works well - there are hundreds of spam in the junk folder :)
ReplyDeleteLOL mostly they make my spam folder and I never see them. Too bad you can't write back and ask for dog treats. :)
ReplyDeleteOMD....I wonder if you and me have the same relatives in Nigeria??? Our relatives want to send us money too. Wonder if we can ask for payment in TREATS. I'll send them a Milk Bone!
ReplyDeleteOh dear - I'm laughing so hard that my hooves can't hit the right letters on the keyboard. This is too funny my friend! I LOVE IT! XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteI hate the spam. And what are they thinking anyway?
ReplyDeletethankfully, the spam filter catches most. i only get a few of these types - most others are illicit in nature. :)
ReplyDeleteWe get spam to Molly and we keep the best ones in the bottom of our litter box!
ReplyDeleteI definitely do get spam and I find them ANNOYING. Viagra? Why would I need Viagra? I don't have a stick between my legs that need any help. I don't even have a stick between my leg, period.
ReplyDeleteI got that one too, BOL. I am also inheriting billions
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
We think those SPAM PeeMails are FUNNY... BUTT we pawfer... the gossip filled ones. Like... did you hear that .... deaded 87 squirrels yesterday.. and stuffs like THAT. Just sayin, molly.
ReplyDeleteHey... we were contacted by those Nigerians, too! We're ALL rich!!!
ReplyDeletePlay bows,
Zim
OH hells bells we get those all the time also, we even did a blog about it last years, wesa finks our friends were worried mom would actually send them something...it must be cos of the hot dog incident awhile back...anyways we should be rich by now and mom wouldn't have to work at the sweatshop.....unless hers is lying to us and she actually is not going to work, maybe she has another family somewhere....
ReplyDeletestella rose
The spam blog comments are the ones that get me the most. They make no sense. Glad you toss them!
ReplyDeleteThe other day we got an e-mail from Nigeria and we also got the newer NETFLIX scam one too!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
What a funny take on "spam." Dogs would never leave spam pee-mail, eh? They're just too honest for that. So much better than people! Mostly, I find spam irritating, but sometimes you do just have to laugh! Some of the latest phishing ones are starting to look pretty believable - except you can almost always count on there being some egregious spelling/grammar mistakes.
ReplyDeleteWith all the heart bleed stuff going on, this was a very good public service Molly. BOL!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
I find them to be both!! You should check Mom's personal facebook page (Caren Osrin Gittleman), she posted a super stupid email she received there
ReplyDeleteYou are one smart dog. We don't get spam but we do get Tofu
ReplyDeleteThat google search box is the best! We get those dumb emails too, but they work now and then which is why they keep trying I guess. My Gramma says a fool is born every minute!
ReplyDeleteGrrrrrr to spam!!!! We get lots in our emails and stuff, not so much on our blog but definitely in email! I hate it! Such a pain!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
Last year whee got an email for a "Mr Nibbles Nutty" saying that whee had won a fortune and were being offered an African Warlords daughter's hand in marriage. Sadly whee were left at the altar!
ReplyDeleteThat spam is definitely irritating
Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
We don't get e-mails but I do get phone calls all the time! Not quite the same though - apparently I took out a loan 10 years ago and I now owe the company like 6 grand! Bearing in mind I am only 14 years old, so I was about 4 when I took out this loan! Jeez, I knew I was clever but I didn't think that much of myself! ;P
ReplyDeleteLots of love,
Jessica, Charlie Boy, Roman and Brooke xxxx
Hahaha, that Nigerian prince sure does have a lot of family. I get those emails all the time too!
ReplyDeleteYep, we keep getting stuff about some stupid bank in England, Barlays or Barks-a-lot or something along them lines. Can you go visit them and BITE someone.
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Howdy Molly, about 10 years ago our brother who was eight at the time received a letter telling him that "Aunty Mary" had died and he was up for huge money and if he would send his bank details it was all his!!! Mum laughed cause she said at the time if anyone saw our bank balance they probably would send us money ahahahahaha. Thanks for the laughs. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
ReplyDeleteSadly, Molly, Mom says we often get more spam mail than real mail:( It is utterly amazing that those spammers really think they can get someone to buy into their schemes, but then again, many do.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
I don't get any spam emails, but my blog gets HEAPS of spam posts... Very ANNOYING!!! If only could meet these spammers, they'd be (dead) MEAT!
ReplyDeleteWe get some of those too. lately we got some inviting us to our dear friends funeral service, please click for details. Or a letter saying we must respond or we will get evicted from our house!!!
ReplyDeletecrazy spammers@!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Apparently the Nigerian has family worldwide, he thinks we are related too. We gets spam but it all goes into a spam folder where mama laughs as she happily deletes it. We do find it rather disturbing that the spammers are infiltrating pee mail too.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
We got some weird stuff too, and it put mom in a bad mood!
ReplyDeletelove
tweedles
I get lots of ones in languages I can't speak or read! Oh, and I especially love the ones about buying certain medications really cheap :0)
ReplyDeleteWe hate spam! Mom is diligent on keeping the spam filters in place so it is pretty low. Glad you got a sunny day to get out and enjoy Molly!
ReplyDeleteMarty
Hate spam.
ReplyDeleteHate hate hate :(
Molly, stay away from the Spam Peemail things that seem to be too good to be true is usually S#!T mail.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
I glad u did not give them any things. Means more for u! :)
ReplyDeleteMom is CRYING with laughter! She didn't realise that this had become an inter-species thing!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Ambercat puts her big fat purry paw on my laptop and stops me opening those sort of emails - I am a greedy human and easily fooled, she is constantly vigilant and reminding me you don't get anything for nothing in this world, unless you're a cat. We would like to tell all those stupid peeps to bogof too.
ReplyDeleteYep I get those. Don't they know we want treats not cash??!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! Yep, we get the same type of junk….usually from Africa…where some billionaire chief has died & his widow must get the funds out of the country! Of course I will give you my banking info so you can deposit billions into my account…yeah….I'll get right on that!
ReplyDeleteThe best one yet is from "Microsoft"…apparently I'm having issues with my PC. Especially since I have a Mac….and from what I have read….the "rep" gets very abusive and foul mouthed! Scams are everywhere!!
Have a paw some day…and thanks for the chuckle.
((hugs)) your friends
Oskar & Schatzi
this is to funny, i did yesterdays post on my spam... squirrel queen sent me here because of my post. i have gotten similar to these and the funny thing is our post are so similar that to is funny.... thanks for the laugh
ReplyDeleteHahahha sorry Molly we are all fabulously wealthy in the waiting :) and along with Easy i can get enlargements too on body parts i don;t even have..now that may be worth something...hugs Fozziemum xx
ReplyDeleteOh Molly, sometimes I'm tempted to write them back and tell them to bugger off, but mostly I just ignore them. I love the ones that start with Dear friend, I am.....well if you really were my friend, you wouldn't need to tell me who you are!
ReplyDeleteYou tell em Molly! Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteGoogle Nigeria, please enter your bank account number! Never saw that one before!
ReplyDeletewe just delete them Molly,xx SPeedy
ReplyDeleteWe get more than our share. Mommy doesn't read them...just hits the delete button. Looks as if you are having a great day in the park. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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