Tuesday, 13 May 2014

Dog House Blog, Take-Down on Tuesday!


So when out for a lark in the park yesterday I ran around and terrorized my territories and then decided to have a bite of fun with she who must be obeyed ignored. I promptly started first with 'Bitey Ankle Bitey' followed closely with 'Bite The Hand That Feeds'. She loves these games and always encourages me with those terms of endearment like 'Stop It Molly' or 'Get Off That Hurts'. I got super excited so decided to move up a level and play 'K9 Take-Down' and I am as good as any police dog I'll have you know.



Left Arm!


Right Arm as we don't discriminate!


Optional pocket ventilation! 

I had a fangtastic time but she says her jacket looks worse than a shower curtain in 'The Bates Motel'. RIP (rip ROFL) jacket you will be sorely missed. Now what to target next????

Have a terrific ripping good Tuesday all.

54 comments:

  1. That sounds like a fangtastic game. We think SHE would be a spoil sport and wouldn't let us play.

    XXXOOO Bella & Roxy

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  2. Let's be honest Molly, you did she who must be ignored a favour yesterday. That jacket looks well overdue for the Salvation Army bin...

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  3. My mom has a jacket exactly like that. Where do our moms buy it? Sniff and wags from Laika and Vaks.

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  4. Miz Molly, you iz bad! Next target? How about pant seats!!!!!!!! Not on her who must be ignored but on unsuspecting strangers! ttee

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  5. OH MY WORD MOLLY DID YOUR SHE WHO MUST(NOT) BE OBEYED SOAK THAT JACKET IN BEEF. LOOKS LIKE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A MEAL. MOL MOL MOL
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  6. R.I.P jacket! Molly has won! :)

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  7. Oh lordy Miss Molly..you will end up in the slammer girl!!! poor ma..you need a tree rat STAT so you can leave ma alone! hugs Fozziemum xx

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  8. We can't believe such a sweet Molly like you would terrorize the jacket that way - oh oh we are thinking you must be a molly jackell and molly hyde !

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  9. Molly, it looks like you did a good job on that jacket! And it gives "she that must be obeyed" an excuse to go shopping!

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  10. Cool, maybe she will buy you treats when she goes shopping at Target!

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  11. Molly you should definitely join the police academy ~
    Book em tough dog ;)

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  12. You. ust be Jack the Jacket Ripper Molly!

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  13. Oh my! I could never do that to my Mum....although I did give her arm a good bunny kick once.

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  14. Sometimes you have to make your own fun.

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  15. Oh my - can I join in? Hold a banana in your hand and I'll show you what I can do to your knee caps - snorts. XOXO - Bacon

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  16. MOLLY you MUST be careful doing that cos the next thing you know your momma will be purchasing this horrible tasting stuff called BITTER APPLE SPRAY that she will spray all over her hands and arms ...anything you might nip at ......we have been subjected to that torture a few times in our short lives......
    stella rose

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  17. Looks like fun to us
    Lily and Edward

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  18. Wow if only that had involved good and it would be the best game of all time!

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  19. OMD Molly... you VENTILATED that outer wear fur SURE. Love that you do NOT discriminate. THAT is the Blogville way. WELL DONE girrrrrl.

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  20. I think you've improved the jacket Molly, you should be a fashion designer!

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  21. No, did you REALLY do that, Molly? Wow, we are impressed. If we tried to do that, we are afraid we would not only take down the jacket but the Momster as well- and THAT would not be a very good idea !

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  22. I think you were just trying to give her an excuse for a new jacket.

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  23. I am glad you had a good time! A dawg needs to keep her chompers tuned up!

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  24. Molly, you are wild! Mom says those same terms of endearment to Stanley!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  25. You sure did show her!!

    ~Higgins

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  26. That's a hot creation, Molly... the ripped-look is a must have this summer.Maybe you can make a pair of designer pants now? Have a super funny tuesday, at least your mom knows she is safe with you on her side, you even would rip Mr. Jack the Ripper.

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  27. My Goodness Molly, K-9 take down looks a little extreme!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  28. Eek, we think you are taking your skills a little too far now, BOL.
    Dip and Elliot x

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  29. Hehehe you are such a cheeky pup Molly,xx Speedy

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  30. Is this really your work?!? Well done, our friend Molly!
    Momo & Pinot

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  31. A lot of Hollywood stars would pay big money for alterations like that

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  32. Ooh, that sounds like fun! Remember to be gentle with your human though; they break so easily!

    Licks,
    Cobi

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  33. Oh you crazy pup!!!! haha! Sounds like fun!!! Hmmmm.......how bout couch cushions? Those are always fun|!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  34. Way ta GO, Molly! These humans don't know style if it bit'em in the arse anyways....

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  35. I can't believe you did that to 'Her' jacket Mollie, not softy old you? I reckon the moths had been at it and you just got the blame! I would love to play K9 take down in the park with you - what fun!

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  36. Molly, Molly, Molly-I can't believe you really did that to your moms jacket. I just hope she doesn't take your pay out in treats and food. Hope the rain has passed; we had it here too-just last week. You'll get sun soon enough.
    Wags,
    Noreen & Hunter

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  37. Ruh Roh!!! We have never played that game but boy does it sound and look like fun! Great job, Molly!! BOL!!

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  38. Wow! we had no idea how strong you are! Parental Unit is shivering in her boots!

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  39. Wow, you are sure ferocious! Trixie loves to bite people's hands but she doesn't clamp her teeth down. She says she's just PRETENDING to be a ferocious dog! Also, when people are wearing mittens, Trixie likes to run up to them, yank their mitten off, and run away!

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  40. You did an excellent job on that jacket. We see your designer's eye for it. We are sure you could create a whole line like that!

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  41. I didn't know you were a fashion designer too Molly :)

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  42. I love that game too and a little duct tape will fix your mum's jacket right up.......so the games can continue.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  43. Goodness,, who;s gonna fix that jacket now?
    love
    tweedles

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  44. Uh...Oh....Glad to see you don't discriminate between sleeves!

    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  45. Molly! Who knew you were so vicious *ahem* we mean playful!
    Wally & Sammy

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  46. Well, inquiring minds want to know....did you get to the take down part? Nice work on the jacket. That kind of looks like what we did to the curtains. We thinks you are ready for those vicious squirrels.

    Kitty Kisses,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  47. Oh, what an outstanding job, Molly! Your mom must be so impressed with your skills -- did she get all excited!?!? I did something similar last week. I just didn't like the way the quilt on my mom and dad's bed was looking at me! I showed it who was in charge around here! It's been locked in the closet ever since, so clearly my mom thought it should be punished as well!
    I hope you were given tons of treats for your efforts!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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  48. You did all that? Dang but that's impressive. ;-)

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  49. Oh Molly you didn't! Love Dolly

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  50. Thank goodness you didn't go Hunger Games on she who must be ignored then.

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  51. We think you gave the jacket character. :)

    the brown dawgs

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