Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
Over today to Loro Parque Zoo located on the Spanish island of Tenerife. Take one test drill aimed at perfecting the emergency plan that was in place should a gorilla escape. Put one zoo employee in a gorilla suit. Send in the ape team. Make sure everyone knows what to do. Check. Opps maybe not. Nobody told the vet. So armed with a loaded tranquillizer gun and enough sedative to take down a 400lb gorilla the vet sprang into action. Take fire and aim. One gorilla down or sadly NOT. Staff searched frantically for their colleague eventually finding him comatose dressed only in his underwear. Needless to say he was rushed to hospital where he made a full recovery. Why he was in his underpants lord knows? Bananas if you ask me.
Have a fabulous Friday all. PS Wordpisspress bloggers we are having problems again commenting and when they do go through they disappear maybe into your spam folders. GRRRRRRR!