Monday, 9 June 2014
Get On Your Bike & Take A Hike On Moanday Monday!
I am going to have a good old moan on Moanday Monday. In my park we have a bad case of 'Lycra Louts' ever since our stooooopid council decided to put a bike path right through the middle of the common. Now every 'Lycra Lout' thinks it is a super highway for bikes and they tear down the path at breakneck speeds. Anyway one idiot had his feet tapped onto his peddles and came roaring down said path smack bang into my friend Lula. Now Lula wasn't hurt just stunned as she is a big dog but said twerp being unable to stop fell over and grazed his legs. He then proceeded to lay into Lula's owner. So I barked at him good and proper and everyone dog and human joined in. There was quite a commotion. Peeps asked said fool (when he complained about his grazed legs) would he like her to call his mummy. Everyone fell about laughing. When he threatened to call the po-po peeps said no worries she will call them herself and shop him for speeding. He mutter something nasty and sped off. Peeps told him to come back and say that to her face and called him a gutless twerp. Meanwhile me and my crew chased after him barking madly just to make sure he got the message. Lula is fine and said gutless twerp has not been seen since. Grrrrr we hate 'Lycra Louts'. What are you pet hates in your park?
Have a marvellous Moanday Monday all.