So you all know there is nothing like a good roll in stinky goodness. Well after they took down the big blue tent and all the festival goers had gone home.........
My park looked a bit ruff to put it mildly.
So when she who must be
Thwarted I planned my next roll............
Needless to say she blew like a gasket. Screeching like a mad woman (she is) she grabbed me and dragged my sorry but home.
Life is pants when you can't roll in stinky goodness. It was out with those smelly aloe vera wipes when I got home and she called me a filthy beast. Oh hum well tomorrow is another day.
Have a marvellous Monday all and don't forget to include some mischief today.
Peeps! They ALWAYS ruin our fun! At least you just got wipes and not the dreaded b.a.t.h!
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwww I am with mum on this Molly....ewwww....have a lovely No undie Mond'y hugs and loves Fozziemum xxx
ReplyDeleteWhat festival was held there? By the way, Molly, I can smell you through the computer :-)
ReplyDeleteOH DEAR, MIZ MOLLY! Someone lost their knickers! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA....do NOT tell me you rolled in those! And mischief on Monday? You bet your arse! teeeeheeee
ReplyDeleteMoms don't have any ideas of what a good stinky means to us. Eventually we'll have to teach them :-D
ReplyDeleteOh no Molly. Tell her it could be much, much worse. At least you didn't eat those undies…(over the weekend I heard of a Great Dane that had 43 different socks in its tummy when the vet did surgery…)
ReplyDeleteIs that somebodies underwear in the grass. Must have been a wild festival!
ReplyDeleteIf the mum would just try to roll in the stinky goodness then she would understand why we must do it, why it is fun.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
MOL MOL Molly one woman's stink is another woman's perfume!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny
Hugs madi your bfff
They jus don't know whut's good. Poor pitiful peepoles.
ReplyDeletehumans just don't get the whole dog perfume do they
ReplyDeleteYou must roll when you get the chance Molly!
ReplyDeleteOh great, seems that One Direction was there too and all the girls threw with their undies hahahaha... tomorrow is another day said Scarlet O' Hara once, bet she also wasn't allowed to roll herself in stinky goodness... have a great monday, Molly! rock n' ROLL!
ReplyDeleteok, i laughed so hard i have tears in my eyes, then i read the post to my husband and we are both laughing our butts off... this is hilarious... but don't tell your mum I said that...
ReplyDeleteSnorts - too funny sweet Molly. Sometimes us anipals have to be well anipals, right? Have a great one! XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! Good for you (except the bath part!)
ReplyDeleteYou rolled on someone's discarded bottoms?!? BOL Oh Molly, I am so sorry you were thwarted but...what kind of "stink" were you going for with those? Ick!
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday,
Oz
oh, dear!
ReplyDeleteMaybe the tent people left some food on the ground. Go back and get it.
ReplyDeleteRolling in stuff means one thing----bath
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Lily & Edward
Alice whispers: "Did you roll on strange stinky underpants?" **snicker**
ReplyDeleteHey, maybe you can be like a tracking dog and find out who's underpants they were!
hehehe you are such a cheeky girl Molly,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteWhat a party that must have been! Bet the stinkiness was just the best! Purrs...
ReplyDeleteDon't let those wipes get you down Molly, tomorrow you find even stinkier goodness to roll in!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty and Bilbo
I like your style, Molly, even if it is grunge!!! MOL
ReplyDeleteAnother day another stink. Somehow that truly applies to our days.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
Oh goodness... what is that Molly?! BOL! I probably don't want to know, do I?
ReplyDeleteHumans just don't understand how to have good honest fun!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't she know that a dogs gotta roll when a dogs gotta roll?
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Mayorz For All Paws
POTP For Greta!!!
We have nevers rolled in icky stuff, but I used to eat poop and that grossed our momma out big time...now I is reformed.
ReplyDeletestella rose
Years ago, my mom took her two poodles to be groomed. Shortly after they got home, they somehow escaped the yard and rolled in mud puddles. I don't remember it since I was a baby, but my mom was NOT happy! So I can see why your mom might not have been so happy either.
ReplyDeleteSheeh - they always spoil the fun!!! Hope you found another way to get your mischief on, Molly:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
OMD, can you even begin to imagine all of those wonderful smells! Bummer about your mom not understanding, Molly!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
You can't pass up stinky goodness. It's one of the reason you were put on this earth.
ReplyDeleteGood job, Molly! Rita rolled on both seagull and goose poop while we were on vacation!
ReplyDeleteRoll as you should, Friend! :)
ReplyDeleteHey Molly!
ReplyDeleteWow, our peeps never appreciate the value of a good roll and stink! shesh I bet you found something great and I'm sorry you were denied. My peeps gave me a bath yesterday because they said I had a stench about me. humpf BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm
I will never understand why humans don't appreciating a good roll in stinky goodness.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Seems like she's got you on a very short leash right now buddy!! I hope you can sneak off for some mischief soon! :)
ReplyDeleteWags to all,
Your pal Snoopy :)
Hi Molly, So sorry your mom doesn't appreciate the smell, but if you think about it if she poured on lots of perfume, you'd probably want her to take a bath too. Hope you get to have more fun!
ReplyDeleteWags,
Noreen & Hunter
hahaha!!!!!! Sounds like that festival must have been .......fun?! BOL!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
I bet if she tried it just once then she would understand and never complain again.
ReplyDeleteLove Sasha
Mom says your mom did the right thing. We have decided to agree to disagree.
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Sorry - have to agree with your mom on this one. Ugh!
ReplyDeleteWe people have different sniffers, Molly. It must have smelled terribly stinky to your Mum and if you rolled in it she wouldn't want to cuddle with you.
ReplyDeleteLOL. You and your mischief! Stinky goodness. I think the dry mud was a lot better.
ReplyDeleteOh too bad. Next time Molly! lol
ReplyDeleteKeep trying! That's what the pack does. Sometimes it is seaweed and ocean creatures that have been baking in the hot sun on the sand for a few days....yuck!!
ReplyDeleteWho knew you were the type of girl to role in pants!
ReplyDeleteIt is a sad day when a doggie can't roll in the stinky stuff. If it makes you feel any better, these guys can't either.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! We missed your sense of humor. Too funny. Good to be back on Earth.
ReplyDeleteHugs!
Wow! I hate it when an opportunity to roll in stinky goodness is thwarted. Especially a fairly unique opportunity like that one!!
ReplyDeleteWell Molly, that is what she gets for not letting you roll in that luscious mud! Those weren't Easy's were they? MOL!!!
ReplyDeleteAw Molly, that's too bad. It was the perfect opportunity for a nice roll in that lovely mud.
ReplyDeleteKitty Kisses,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
I hate to have my rolling thwarted!
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