Monday 29 September 2014

Mischief & Medicine Needed On Moanday Monday!


The weather had been wonderful and joy of all joys the squirrels are back in the park after an absence of what seems like 87 gazillion days. 



I venture to my spying location and look yonder for signs of those pesky tree rats.



Happy days I launch a mega bark fest. Now peeps is very tolerant but sometimes she says enough is enough and tries to coax me to stop. Hey no way am I listening to 'She Who Must Be Obeyed Ignored'. Switch on the selective hearing mode and there is no stopping me unless she tries to get hold of me. Then ensues a merry dance as she plays 'catch me if you can'. 



OK so first law in hunting any prey is make sure you are aware of your surrounding. At no time stomp off to capture dog running amok in the woods without looking where you are going. At no time thump heavy footed into stinging nettles and do not resort to using HBO words and blaming me for your stupidity. Also please note I did not force you to wear shorts or sandals. Her behaviour was truly shocking as she jumped up and down on the spot yelling and cussing like a fishmonger's wife......which reminds me..........



is nearly upon us. Keep your eyes peeled.

Have a marvellous Monday and mischief and meyhem is the name of the game. 

59 comments:

  1. Awesome Molly! Tree Rat hunting is fun, isn't it?? Have a great day! Xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  2. you'd think they'd know the rules....instead of blaming poor, innocent pups.

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  3. OK, I'm yet again choking on my breakfast as I read and laugh so loud.....Miz Molly, you IZ bad, making "She who must be ignored" jump up and down in her sandals! teeehheeeee I can see it, I CAN!

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  4. That Sid Squirrel really gets around. He's around everywhere here to Molly pesky little tease. Where is your broom stick ? I have one I can lend you if you need it. :-) x x x

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  5. Bahahahaahaha oh poor mum forced to a do a dance..and I see you had onlookers so must have been quite the spectacle hahaah love the Howl-oween costume Molly :) have a great week Molly loves Fozziemum xx

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  6. Oh how we love fall and cooler temperatures...mom says it gives her extra energy.
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  7. We would have loved to see "the dance!" You have perfect form Molly for tree rat hunting.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  8. you wonder how many times peeps have to do the same thing before they realize the results will always be the same :)

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  9. I agree with you... it's not our fault when they run through stinging nettles... why they remove the fur on their legs with scary torture-tools? Have a super monday... my grand grampy said it's helpful to pee on the place where the stinging nettles burnt you...

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  10. i think she who must be ignored is much like ME... i have been known to jump up and down and use HBO words... and nettles would do it for sure.. i must say you look stunning trying to climb that tree. keep up the good mayhem... we are waiting to see what you do next. SHOCK tober? woo hoo

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  11. Luck for those tree rats that you can't climb trees!

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  12. HBO words... haha! gotta remember that!

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  13. We have stinging nettles here also but we call it cactus.

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  14. Oh No...Is that the itchy plant? I would say HBO words too.

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  15. Bwahahahaha! Great story! Loved the costume too!

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  16. Tree rats and HBO words...gonna be an interesting week Molly!

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  17. OMC!!! you are having way too much fun! And HBO words are a prelude to less chasing the dog, na' mean?

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  18. Those woman know how to embarrass us kids!
    Lily & Edward

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  19. What a laugh, Molly. Those squirrels won't hibernating for a long time with your barking to keep them on their toes. We have one who has been burying mysterious things in my lawn and patting them down neatly - I tried digging where he had been but can't see what he buried - think he's winding me up.

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  20. Molly you are a wonderful role model!! ;)

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  21. Definately not your fault your peep does not know how to dress properly for going in the woods
    hugs
    Mr Bailey & Hazel

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  22. Ouch! That doesn't sound like fun! Shocktober should be fun... can't wait!

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  23. Uh-oh... never good when the "HBO words" come out! Hope mum is okay. Oh boy - Shocktober! Can't wait!

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  24. WHY do you think OUR moms fink we should listen to them....????.....we just don't understand??
    stella rose

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  25. Mischief and mayhem Monday rules! Did ya get the tree rat? Hope mom has recovered. Those nettles are bad news.

    Waggies,
    Braeden, Seth and puppy Riley

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  26. Bailie and I took Mom down on the weekend while attempting to capture a tree rat. She forgot to pay attention, we took off, she stepped forward to get a better grip on our leashes but the ground was covered in acorns and down she went with a loud scream. Nothing too serious, just holes and scratches, lots of blood on her right knee, hip and elbow. She cleaned up pretty well and then had the nerve to blame us! We aren't the ones that forgot to pay attention and step on acorns!

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  27. You sure know how to scare them off Molly!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  28. HAH! Is that what I think it is?? ROTFLMTO.

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  29. BOL! Sounds like it wuz her fault.

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  30. We too would love to see that dance, but we also hope she who is to be ignored is OK:) Those nettles can be nasty.

    So did you get the tree rat?

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  31. You deserve a spot on the critter patrol worldwide police. You are doing a wonderful job keeping them in line

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  32. Molly dear sweet Molly sometimes one must look at for 'She Who Must Be Ignored' remember she controls the treats. Shocktober oh no the ghouls will be out. Those little booger beggers will be at my house.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  33. The weather has been SO SO warm here for the past week! We have really been enjoying the outdoors!!!
    Love that last photo "Shocktober!"
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  34. Mommy hates nettles, she says they are from the devil. I agree with you ,they should be aware of the surroundings.

    Love Sasha

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  35. That is some pawsome mischief Molly!!! Why is it Mamas never dress properly for hiking in the park?
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  36. Molly that's some great hunting and great advice to follow! You always know best when it comes to tree rats :-)

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  37. love the witch photo and good hunt for that tree rat

    retro rover

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  38. Great squirrel hunting Molly! Sorry your Mom was so silly :) Love your Holloween finery! Have a great week my beautiful friend!
    Marty

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  39. We love your tree rat spying location. What a cool look out.

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  40. Oh Molly your poor mom! I'm sure it wasn't your fault! Love Dolly

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  41. Molly, you're the real rat hunter!

    Momo & Pinot xo

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  42. Egads.. everybuddys chasing varmits today... Frankie had a mouse cornered for a while over there. Anyway, we are so glad it's Shocktober. Love your costume.

    hugs, Bugsy and Knuckles

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  43. I could do with some lessons from you in Squirrel chasing, being a little pup I'm still learning.
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  44. Molly, We were really hoping you caught them...keep trying. That is one mighty big tree that you were climbing-great job. Hope you have a great evening.
    Wags,
    Noreen & Hunter

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  45. Get those tree rats!

    Looking forward to Shocktober!

    Yours,

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  46. Nothing better than a three rat, even if you can't catch them, a chase is always fun. And by the way, tell your peep to beware of the nettles :-)

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  47. Whewwwhoooohoohooho ...
    You do look ready for Bark -tober !

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  48. Oh goodness, Molly! What mischief, indeed. Were you able to catch one of those pesky squirrels? If so, Heather and Mr. K would love to hear all about it! Much love, The Scottie Mom.

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  49. Love the pic of you barking up the tree! Looks like a great walk, except for your poor peeps; hope her feet are feeling better soon. :)

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  50. Mol, we really think you need to send She Who Must Be Ignored for some training...just sayin' :)
    Wally & Sammy

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  51. Seeing your Shocktober disguise, I had a BIIIG smile on my face. You look lovely, Molly.

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  52. Do you think she'll learn to look where she puts her feet?

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  53. Oh my!! What do they do for that? I hope she is feeling better.

    And Molly?? Why don't you have better control over her? BOL

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  54. Sometimes we have a hard time figuring out why ceiling cat made the humans so STUPID. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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