Monday, 20 October 2014

Munchies On Mischief Moanday Monday!


Sometime when she who must be obeyed ignored remembers to feed me I get a can of sardines in olive oil to keep my furs looking nice and shiny. I have to admit it brings out the feline in me and I do enjoy a little fishy in my dishy. Well last week after I had been fed peeps was pleased when I came over to say thank you. She then proceeded to do things I have not the remotest interest in like house work. Trouble was she could not shake the fishy smell wafting around everywhere she went. She was in a right two and eight (state) about where this smell was coming from. Being cerebrally challenged it took a while to figure it out.
Do you ever use your human as a napkin? Surely that is one good use of a pair of legs.


As for my human........



Have a marvellous Monday and don't forget to include some mischief.

62 comments:

  1. Oh Molly you messy old girl, I have come across dribbly slobbery dogs and I think that's worse than mouth wipers because if dribblers move suddenly the slobber flies everywhere! usually in my face. It must be very difficult to eat with no hands/paws though, I think you dogs do a great job on the whole.

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  2. Mum was just thinking of giving me some sardines until she read the human napkin bit. Rats !
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. Gail won't let me have fish for just that reason. So unfair.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.
    PS Thanks for letting me take part in 'Share it Sunday' yesterday.

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  4. teehee...."Fishy in my dishy..." Oh Miz Molly...using she who must be ignored as a napkin is NAUGHTY but this is mischief Monday, so YOU are spot-on! Big hugs to you, beautiful girl!

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  5. I must admit I have done that too Molly, wiped on Dad!

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  6. The sardines are obviously working, but you look amazing ;-)

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  7. Human as a napkin!!!!! Isn't that what they're for?????

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  8. Bawhahahaha …I like a little fishy in my dishy, too. My assistant has issues with smells, drives her mad if she smells something yucky. It's fun to watch her scurry around trying to figure out the source.

    Your pal, Angel Pip (let out on good behavior for anniversary)

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  9. LOL usually we only find drool on our clothing.

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  10. Absolutely I use my mom to wipe away my eye boogers...MOL no way I'm getting them on my dainty paws!!
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  11. I just did it... I used my mom's sleeve, but mostly I use their pants. You get a whole can of sardines? wow? I had no clue that they are good for dogs... I want some sardines now too!

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  12. brahahaha yes on the human towel.,. Jake and Baby rub their faces all over daddy's shirt.,. not me because I am she who yells NO when they try it on me. i thought the smell would be coming from your furs.. but you were smart and we know who was..............

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  13. You could always do what Freya does Molly. She wipes her chops on her ears. :-) x x x

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  14. That sounds super duper tasty. An the lingerin smell! Yum!

    I'm gonna haveta google "a right two and eight (state) ". I luv learnin new languages! Bol!

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  15. Yes, Molly our Mom is our walking napkin on both ends, and sometimes the blankets also.....then we have to go to the vet and get the problem taken care of...ugh!!!
    stella rose

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  16. BOL my mom gives me fish too for my fur and when she goes to give me a kiss, she's like gross you have fishy beard. I just laugh and laugh because the smell keeps her from playing kissy face with me.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  17. Doesn't EVERYBUDDY use their Peeps fur Napkins??? We thought that was NORMAL and EXPECTED...
    We are STUNNED that YOUR Peep did NOT find the Delectable Scent of Sour Deens... Cloying..
    Peeps are a MYSTERY.

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  18. Well that's a novel idea, Molly! We've never eaten a sardine, but we'll remind Dad to pick some up for us the next time he goes shopping. Joey dog gets a pat of butter every day for his fur, and olive oil on his dry nose. Since, I'm told, I am quite plump, I don't get those yummy things.

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  19. Fishies, yummy. The stinkier the better
    Lily & Edward

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  20. Oh yes. My snout, usually full of cream cheese or hummus, loves to wipe itself on my mamma's pants, over and over, especially if those pants are black.

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  21. Mmmm, we might be tempted to be your sardine napkin next time.... MOL!

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  22. hehehe you just make me giggle Molly,xx Speedy

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  23. Ewwww Stinky fish smell!!!! Would have drove our mom crazy too!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey & Hazel

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  24. My guys use the sofa as a napkin..Just put that messy mouth against the side of the sofa and walk down the length of the sofa, turn around, and repeat on the other side of the mouth!

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  25. Fishy in your dishy? Brings out the feline in you? Where is the real Molly?

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  26. Haha, well done Molly - what else are they good for ;)
    Thanks for the birthday wishes.
    Dip and Elliot x

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  27. Our vet told HER to give us sardines in oil at least once a fortnight--gotta love a vet like that. But we eat every bit, we don't have to wipe our faces.

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  28. hahaha, you are so funny and you gave us a new thing to do with our mom! And Mmmmmmmmm, fishies! we are huskies so we like all things with fins!

    Kiki and Nala

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  29. That fish must be very tasty. How often do you get it?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  30. Ha ha ha! Oh no you di'nt! My cousin Molly dog sometimes uses the couch as a napkin but never someone's legs! hee hee hee

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  31. Hahahaha!!! Such a friendly girl you are!! The Staff says to me all the time not to get into a two and eight!!! MOL

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  32. Bol! Aren't the humans just there to serve the pets' every need?? (Cracking up at Taryn's comment too!) Glad Rita doesn't do that!

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  33. We wipe our mouths on the peeps jeans all the time! We love our fishies too, Molly!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  34. Oh Molly I am so with you ~ after I eat I rub my whiskers around Lee leg to clean them off. Yep she keeps saying WILLIAM and that's my name. She says it feel particularly nasty when she is wearing hose.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  35. So glad you are keeping your Mama on her nose..we mean toes!!!

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  36. We pugs love to rub our faces all over mom and dad, and also sneeze on them
    retro rover

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  37. LOL! That is a good one! My sister Katie likes to use the living room furniture.

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  38. BOL! You know I like to use the rug in the living room for my napkin.

    Millie

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  39. Sardines sound inneresting. I use my peeps as scratching posts and teething rings.

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  40. That was a great trick to play on your peeps:)

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  41. We have never had sardines, but we know there are a couple of cans in the cabinet. Mom is afraid of that smell too and doesn't know if she can stomach it to let us have some - sheesh!!!

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  42. hahaha!!! Yes my huskies enjoy wiping their mouths on me!!!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  43. Our parents eat stupid but we try to avoid it

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  44. Gotta love a good dog kiss right? Love Dolly

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  45. They do taste good but stink up the place.
    xo Cinnamon

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  46. Ha! That is too funny! I don't do that but I DO burp in my Mom's face right after I eat! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

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  47. MOL!

    All dis sardine talk made me hungry.

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  48. Funny! I bet you love the sardines. I don't think I could ever feed Beamer those fishies because I let him kiss my face.

    Charlie got sprayed in the face by a skunk last night and tried to rub his face all over the place to get it off.

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  49. Humans, especially black, clothes are the best napkins LOL.

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  50. BOL Molly! I love some fishy in my dishy too and I always find a perfect napkin (Ma's leg, Ma's side of the bed, Daddy-dog's couch) to wipe my face as any gentleman would do.
    Oz

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  51. Oh my...yes...human legs are good napkins. And fishy smell will just attract kitty prey so ENJOY!

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  52. Our Mom was just happy to know that you hadn't tried to bury one of those sardines under the rug. Mommy hates what she calls, "yucky fish month". We think it is pretty funny that you gave your mom yucky fish legs. MOL! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  53. Bentley doesn't wipe his mouth on me after eating, but my Golden used me as a napkin for his entire life. I never thought I'd miss it, but of course, I do.

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  54. Hi hi hi! Ojo here! I have never smelled a sardine! Cobi is laughing at me, because she says they are AMAZING and that I am a poor, deprived Dog. But if that's so, how come she hasn't had any recently either? I think we must move to your house.

    And yes, I use my people as napkins all the time for my long slimy drools that happen at dinner time. Isn't that what the people are there for?

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  55. Heeee! NAPKINS - good one. *runs to write down new idea in notepad*

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  56. Oh yes, Molly! Human legs make good napkins.

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  57. *snorts* Mazie wipes her face on Mom all the time too :)

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  58. He he he, Oh Molly!! I would never have suspected that of you. :-)

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  59. Haha Molly, that's great mischief! I was wondering about the smell? Do you give her fishy kisses too? :)

    I hope you're having a fun day,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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