Stop That Pigeon On Moanday Monday!
It was on an unseasonally lovely sunny day last week that she who must be obeyed ignored left the French doors leading out to the garden open and went upstairs to watch the news. It was a little time later that she thought she saw something grey fluttering in the corridor. She went to investigate and down in the kitchen she found evidence of pigeon poop. Holy moley the scene was one of great hilarity to me. She rushed upstairs impersonating more Muttley than Dastardly and panicking trying to find it. Of course I was in hot pursuit singing 'Catch That Pigeon. She now is in right old two and eight (state) desperate for me not to get it. Drats after searching every room the darn thing had gone out the way it came in. Sadly no pigeon pot pie for supper. Of course peeps was well happy she din't have feathers and blood to clean up. Mind you would have made a nice decorative touch for Halloween.
Have a marvellous Monday all and make time for some mischief.
Catch that Pigeon !!! Where have all the brilliant TV programmes gone !!!!
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Princess Leah xxx
Yikes Molly..I myself often channel my inner mutley hahahahaa..bad luck on missing out on pie ;) have a great day loves Fozziemum xx
ReplyDeleteHehehe! That pigeon is prolly still hiding in the wardrobe! Would love to have heard the Mutley impression MOL
ReplyDeletePigeon poop can be plenty messy!!!
ReplyDeleteGirl, I totally agree withs you...it would has made a nice touch fur Halloween, kinda would bring more oooomph to da Halloween decor in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteI can only imagine da words being spewed out from your home...hehehehehe.
Puddles
Oh, you missed out on this catch Miz Molly, but knowing you, you will dig up SOME mischief to indulge in; IT'S MONDAY! Go get 'em, girl!
ReplyDeleteP.S.....you look SCARY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL that rat with wings just got lucky.
ReplyDeleteHere's hopin anuther dum burd flies in so's yu can Get it!
ReplyDeleteThanks fur the blast frum the past with the Muttley reference. Yeah, Mommy's old enuf to 'member them.
with these words I have the image of you both HUNTING PIGEONS and I can hear you as though I were there and now i am leaving you with laughter in my heart. glad he got away. loved the story
ReplyDeleteWhat? You had a real live pigeon in your house and didn't call us??????
ReplyDeleteOh, too bad you didn't catch it. You could've had pigeon pie! Well, maybe she will leave the door open again (or has she learned her lesson)?!? You can always hope, Molly. Happy Monday!
ReplyDeleteOz
Oh squeals! That would have been so much fun sweet Molly. Just decorating for the holiday - snorts. XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeletelet hope it isn't hiding somewhere - although it would be fun to have it suddenly appear :)
ReplyDeleteYou never see it when you're looking for it. It appears on it's own at inconvenient times, like dropping a load on a guest's head.
ReplyDeleteBirds are made to be eaten by dogs just like cats.
ReplyDeletemol mol no way could a bird fly w Mom's pocketbook around it's neck....
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
glad it exited on its own! i usually have to throw a towel over birds to get them out, here.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if dey taste like chicken...or tree rats???
ReplyDeleteWe know it tastes like chicken!
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Nummmmmmm...pigeon pot pie sounds wonderful!!
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
OH sometimes wesa haf sparrows that fly onto our back porch, mom gets all worried they will come into the house and roost where she cannot find them, they nevers do, cos they hear her screeching and fly for the hills...stella rose
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing pigeon taste a lot like chicken?
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
oh wait, maybe it was really letter pigeon,what left a letter written in a secret poop-cipher and you had to put lemonjuice or milk on it to read the message? hope it wasn't a treasure map of an ole pirate :o)
ReplyDeleteSome birds really take the biscuit.
ReplyDeleteLuvs Freya Rose Blossom X
Bawahwhahhwhahwa would have loved to seen that on video. xxoxxxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Oh, that would have tasted grand! I've caught a few birdies in my day. One summer I caught eight of them! Since then, I've learned to leave the nice birdies alone. That was tough, because cockers are bird dogs. But I still like to bark at the mourning doves. They're about the same size and color as the squirrels. Can you blame me?
ReplyDeleteWell a pigeon in the house is better than Bats in the belfry!
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
So... no feathers? Darn. Feathers are the best toys... Purrs....
ReplyDeleteThe one that got away!
ReplyDeleteThat must have been a funny sight. My mom says a bird built a nest in our door wreath one year and flew in if someone opened the door. They did the crazy arm dance several times before it moved away! You need to learn to use your mom's video so you can enter a funniest pet parents contest! Hee hee!
ReplyDeleteI am appalled that you let the pigeon escape!
ReplyDeleteOh goodness! We've had birds get in the house before! It's chaos! Good thing it went out!
ReplyDeleteSo far we've only had birds in our screened in room. Wish you had a CCTV so we could have seen the footage....bwahaahaa!
ReplyDeleteLOL I bet you were having a blast trying to' catch the pigeon!'
ReplyDeleteUGH!!!! Pigeon poop is YUCK! BOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
Holy cow Molly you looked so scary! Pigeon should have died from fright!
ReplyDeleteI'd think the pigeon be pretty intimidated with that scary face
ReplyDeleteRetro rover
You look very scaryfulls Molly! :-o
ReplyDeleteWe had a woodpecker knocking on our house yesterday - but we did not let home in!
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Mr Bailey & Hazel
One look at you and I bet that pigeon pooped some more. Hope you took care of business. Have a great Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteWags,Noreen & Hunter
I bet my cat bro Bert would have helped you catch it!
ReplyDeleteOh drats! We thought for sure pigeon soup was on the menu!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
And you didn't get this on video? Now that's a shame
ReplyDeleteI am sorry Molly, I had a great recipe for you. Better luck next time. I seem to have quite a bit of haggis left from the Highland Games, are you interested??
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Poor little pigeon is all afraid!
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tweedles
We think there are some little birdies that Mom wouldn't get too upset about if they made their way inside but PIGEONS???? No way - she would freak out totally. We are sure we would have been just like you trying to be ever so helpful")
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Shoot Molly! We thought for sure you had caught yourself a dirty bird! Love your Halloween Cartoon today :)
ReplyDeleteLuvs
Marty
No screen doors in England? Sorry you didn't get to try pigeon pie. Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteDaddy calls those Flying Rats. :)
ReplyDeleteI woulda loved to catch dat pigeon!
ReplyDeleteCrikey Molly, you sure painted a good picture there. I can see both you and Mom racing around trying to see who would get hold of that pigeon first. Too funny. You look mighty scary in that picture Molly!! I'm sporting one of those scars at the moment but unfortunately its for real. You'll read about it soon enough I should think.
ReplyDeleteOh the hilarity!! To be a fly on the wall. Maybe you need a MollyCam. :-)
ReplyDeletePigeons poop on our balcony. I chase them off. I chase them in the park, too. Sorry you didn't get to play with it before it evaded your chops.
ReplyDeleteWe don't like Pigeons, we try to catch them when the come in our garden!
ReplyDeleteslobbers
Oh rats....pigeon on the bar b que sounds pretty good!!
ReplyDelete(((hugs)))your friend
Oskar
Sorry you missed out on that snack, Molly! But it sounds as though you had fun!
ReplyDeleteThat pigeon was clever to find its way out again.
ReplyDeleteHappy Howloween, Molly! And may I say you've got a stupendous post, here!
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing our pet pigeons don't go inside our house. That would just be too messy. They poops a lot.
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