Monday, 10 November 2014

Bone Of Contention On Moanday Monday!


Now 'Wonder Boy' knows I love him lots but I have to admit the feeling is not always mutual. Take the other day when I was busy doing stuff round his house. Peeps as usual was not paying me enough attention so I decided to amuse myself by playing 'Hide The Pirate Trash-ure' (term courtesy of Easy). Whizz on and it is dark o clock and 'WB' comes home after a night on the tiles and crashes into bed. As the morning came he is in bed wondering what the nasty scratchy thing is. OK so he finds....
1/ Chewed manky raw hide...
2/ Pink Bunny with arty drool stains
3/ Spootnik which recently had an outing in the flower bed
4/ Fluffy chick still to be de-stuffed
5/ Mini tennis ball loving rescued from the park and bought home
and lastly but not least
6/ Jumbo bone which I was saving for when they leave me for 87 gazillion hours home alone. Sadly this has now been consumed as I resorted to comfort eating as I was so stressed.
So darn ungrateful he is. I have now been told in no uncertain terms my trash-ure is not appreciated and if I have to burry stuff do it in my own home.  Drats so i'll just have to roll on his bed when I come back from the park having rolled in stinky goodness then.  I think he might appreciate that don't you?

Have a marvellous Monday all and don't forget to make some time for some mischief today.

48 comments:

  1. Geez, and you were so nice to share your treasures with him! Thought he'd like something nice to come home to after a big night out.

    I agree Molly, maybe the mud in his bed will be more to his taste. Let us know how it goes!

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  2. Oh I'm great a mischiefs Molly, mind if I quote you when 'caught in the act' ?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. Ive tried to email you a bunch of times at the email you sent and it keeps bouncing back. So I left a comment on your blog a week ago. I wanted to nominate pug possessed http://pugpossessed.blogspot.com/
    PS very nice treasure I particullary like pink bunny

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  4. WOW Miz Molly, do you have a bone to chew with WONDER BOY! teeeeehee...and you chew it well! He knows how you feel now, and I do believe that if you roll in his bed after having rolled in that stinky goodness, he will have met his match! You are hilarious.....and GO OUT and make more mischief today! XOXOX

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  5. Dang Molly, it looks like you are going to have a busy, busy week!

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  6. Poor Molly. How could they leave yu 'lone fur so long.

    Have a super duper day!

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  7. Humans have no appreciation of our affection...lol.

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  8. laughing out loud NOW... can't wait for the post of the stink bed roll tale...

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  9. hahahaha what a nice TRASHure-chest! Bet WB made his first experience as a fakir, this raw hide thingys can be as spiky as a pin cusion when they are well-chewed :O)

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  10. The nerve, you are just not appreciated at all are you!

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  11. Not to worry Molly...it is a known fact the human mind is not as advanced as ours...they don't understand that our actions have deeper meanings.
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  12. Some peeps just don't know what's good in life.

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  13. Molly it is obvious that WB has poor taste... Butt One MUST keep trying.. THEREFORE We believe that rolling in somthingy ... DELIGHTFUL and then depositing the SCENTS on WB's Bed is the ONLY Pawsible NEXT STEP.

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  14. Oh Molly I think that was an EXCELLENT plan of action and I really do not understand what all the hubbub was all about....our humans are a very strange lot.
    stella rose

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  15. We can't believe WB didn't like your gifts.

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  16. You can't bury your trash-ure?!? WTD Molly. How unappreciative!
    Oz

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  17. Mischief or just taking care of business?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  18. How ungrateful! Those are simply treasures, chewed treasures
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  19. Humans just don't know the value of trash-ure these days do they Molly?!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  20. Geez, Molly, and here we thought you were so generous! We're sorry your efforts were unappreciated!

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  21. BOL I too bury my goodies in the peeps bed.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  22. We just don't understand why the peeps do not appreciate the fine things we do
    hugs
    Mr Bailey & Hazel

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  23. You'll have to keep trying Molly Bol.

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  24. What?!? WB didn't appreciate all of those wonderful gifts?

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  25. Wow, that is quite a to-do list Molly - and they think we sit around all day doing nothing!
    Hope you and your mum are well.
    Dip and Elliot x

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  26. He definitely needs the stinky bed treatment Molly, how could he not know what a great honour it was to be trusted with your most favourite things, how rude that he isn't making a fuss of you. Ambercat has found that humans only see things at eye level - she gets a lot of laughs out of her dead pet game, hiding on a stair halfway down the staircase until we bumble along and... oops ... just saying ....cos it always makes us notice her and give her lots of attention - especially if we have accidentally stepped on her.

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  27. We should send you photos of our Trashures. You're are positively sterile compared to ours!

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  28. Hey if they are ignoring you, you have a right to do what you want. Nice work, and I think rolling in something nice and then transferring it to his bed is a fabulous idea!

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  29. I think that sounds like a great plan, Molly, and WB is sure to appreciate it!!

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  30. Molly, you are super resourceful. We are in awe.

    Kiki and Nala

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  31. Betcha that trash-ure turns out to be OK after a good stinky roll in the bed! Barharhar!

    The Mad Scots

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  32. Does she have any proof that you were the culprit?

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  33. But their treasures,,,, why aren't they appreciated?
    love
    tweedles

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  34. Now there's something I have never done, thanks for the great idea, Molly.

    Woos - Lightning

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  35. Our Mama never complains :) Hope you stink things up good after that good roll Miss Molly MOL!
    Happy Moanday!
    Marty

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  36. Molly...sounds like your being a little "stinker" will be the appropriate payback for the human being unappreciative of your sharing your trash-ures! Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  37. LOL. They should think it's an honor for your toothies to have grazed these trash-ures.

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  38. Their own fault for leaving you!

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  39. Crikey ..... that stash looks great to me. What's there to complain about in the haul?? Sure hope you find something real stinky to roll in at the park. That'll teach him, aye??

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  40. I love to roll in stinky stuff sounds good to me! Love Dolly

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  41. You'd think he'd be pleased! I think a stinky roll is in order.

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  42. I think WB is a very lucky WB to have you around to remind him to use his sense of smell!

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  43. Why don't peoples understand our love offerings? It's not like your some silly kitty bringing a dead mouse or anything, but well loved, and treasured gifts!

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