Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
Hey Molly! Wow, these are BOL funny! My Mom used to do that Elmers glue thing all the time. BWAR HAR HAR The sketchy neighborhood made my peeps laugh. Grr and Woof, Sarge, Police Commish
OMD these are GRRRREAT.... HEY guess WHAT???? ELMER's GLUE is made in WESTERVILLE, OHIO.... about 50 miles from our Hill... Elmer's Wife was ELSIE... just sayin.
Too funny. Can't decide which is my favorite. Probably Taco Bell. Such a gross place! Guess they only stay in business because people really don't care! :)
Good Job, Molly.You made Mom LOL. She was snickering and when she got to Old Spice, she burst out laughing. Her dad, who died in 1998, wore that! The Twister was her second favorite. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth ad Calista Jo
Ma is cracking up at the Elmer's Glue because that's all they did as kids...put it on their hand and then peel it off. BOL!! Thanks for the chuckles this morning, Molly. Oz
Oh Molly - I absolutely love it when you do these. They are so true - the very truth in advertising. I showed these to my mom/dad. They said they would never look at the products the same way again without thinking of you my sweet friend. XOXO - Bacon
Yous so funny Molly! This is all sooo true and I has laffed so much I needs to go outside for potty....NOW!!!
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Princess Leah xxx
MOL Lying is the new truth!! Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteteeehee....you should have your own television show, Miz Molly, truly!
ReplyDeleteOH YES OLD SPICE WAS WHAT MY GPA WORE TOO AND MOM SAID MY SIS LOVED TO PLAY TWISTER.
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HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
You've done it again Molly! My favorite was Amazon - it's sad but true! (As a Taco Bell hater, I loved that one too!)
ReplyDeleteHey Molly!
ReplyDeleteWow, these are BOL funny! My Mom used to do that Elmers glue thing all the time. BWAR HAR HAR The sketchy neighborhood made my peeps laugh.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
there are no squids in that cosmopolitan, right? 6 is interesting ...but only without that tentacle guys :o)
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Those are very cute Molly!
ReplyDeletelove the google and Amazon is keeping me from leaving the house.. as does this computer...
ReplyDeleteOh your so right about old spice that is what my momma's daddy wears.
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OMD these are GRRRREAT....
ReplyDeleteHEY guess WHAT???? ELMER's GLUE is made in WESTERVILLE, OHIO.... about 50 miles from our Hill... Elmer's Wife was ELSIE... just sayin.
Too funny. Can't decide which is my favorite. Probably Taco Bell. Such a gross place! Guess they only stay in business because people really don't care! :)
ReplyDeleteAdvertising? I thought you were giving advice to politicians.
ReplyDeleteTaco Bell? I think it should really be called Taco Hell ;-)
ReplyDeleteThose are so funny!!!
ReplyDeleteCammie!
BOL so true about Motel 6 and Amazon Prime.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
I really like these!
ReplyDeleteI like the Motel 6 one. We were laughing.
ReplyDeleteBOL....don't forget to smile when you lie...BOL
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Motel 6 and Nike.... Nailed it! MOL!
ReplyDeleteloved amazon and google. :)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant Molly, those really made us smile :)
ReplyDeleteDip and Elliot x
Haha! You know, I don't think I've ever done that with Elmer's Glue before... but I know people who have! lol
ReplyDeleteOur Jessy and Dan humans happened to stay at a Red Roof Inn once. They called it the Red Rash Inn!
ReplyDeleteTaco Bell and Google are my faves!
ReplyDeleteHA HA! they all made us laugh!
ReplyDeletethanks Molly
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Love the Motel 6, so very true!
ReplyDeleteSHE remembers the Elmers glue thing! And the Nike, so true....
ReplyDeleteAll gave us a laugh this dark, cold morning.
Twister, BOL
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Well...gotta tell you...Motel 6 please don't l;eave the light on...we don't wanta see the room!
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Good Job, Molly.You made Mom LOL. She was snickering and when she got to Old Spice, she burst out laughing. Her dad, who died in 1998, wore that! The Twister was her second favorite. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth ad Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteYou succeeded once again in cracking us up!!!:::)))
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
A wicked funny Wednesday
ReplyDeleteMy Gramma used to use Old Spice. Granpa just smelled of b.o. from what I hear. Those are funny.
ReplyDeleteBOL BOL!
ReplyDeleteThat was wickedly funny! Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteHahahahah we love Old Spice..we all love the smell of grandpa :) loves Fozziemum xxxx
ReplyDeleteMommy says she agrees but especially Amazon. She goes crazy on there.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Amazon and Google- so true. LOL!
ReplyDeleteVery funny, very honest! Mom calls Google Big Brother Is Here. Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteOmg! The old spice one for sure!!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
Ma is cracking up at the Elmer's Glue because that's all they did as kids...put it on their hand and then peel it off. BOL!! Thanks for the chuckles this morning, Molly.
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Oh Molly - I absolutely love it when you do these. They are so true - the very truth in advertising. I showed these to my mom/dad. They said they would never look at the products the same way again without thinking of you my sweet friend. XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteFinally, truth in advertising!
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Murphy & Stanley
Molly, you look so tired from all this work! (but still adorable. :)
ReplyDeleteJust where in the world did you get all of these? They are wonderful!
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tweedles
I love these, so funny! And they're all so true, which makes them even funnier.
ReplyDeleteThey're better than the originals!
ReplyDeleteLOL funny stuff!
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