Friday, 16 March 2012

Dog Blog Ode To The PIGGY Bank.

Molly The Wally The Banker.

Goldman Sachs call their clients 'Muppets'.

News that Goldman Sachs call their clients 'Muppets' and talk of 'ripping eyeballs out' left me really dumbfounded. In response have penned a little poem!

My golden sacks at Goldman Sachs have gone and disappeared.
It would appear that the toxic bank at all of us have sneered.
I am now as poor as the euro zone and gone is my little stash.
Before my very trusting eyes it’s was all gone in a flash.
It’s all vanished and I despair because of their toxic greed
Now I haven’t even got enough to go and buy a lead.
It would appear your secrecy had gone and sprung a leak
We now all sit here with baited breath and hope it makes you meek.
What will I do? It’s so sad! I go to bed and weep.
But be careful for as you know what you sow you reap!


  1. I Thought greed was good! From Gordon Gekko Wall Street.
    Breakfast is for whippets.

  2. Gordon is a moron! Remember the song! From Inland Revenue.............

  3. Gekko your braces were RUBBISH too, not to mention your vile greasy hair!!!!!! Bonuses don't pay for sham pooch, get a life.I EAT GEKKOS FOR BREAKFAST , MEDUIM RARE!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Gordon Gekko You say 'That's the one thing you have to remember about WASPs: they love animals and hate people'. But don't forget bees sting! IRS

  5. In this world one thing that counts
    In the bank large amounts
    You've got to pick a pocket or two Molly
    If you want to get your paws on the lolly Wally

  6. I shouldn't eat Gekkos rare you will get salmonella & all that grease will make you sick !

  7. Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs? They get slaughtered. Yea Gekko say that to my face, from Miss Piggy and the rest of the muppets!!!

  8. If you need a friend, get a dog! Molly want the job?

  9. Money never sleeps, pal! Yeah Gekko especially when it’s got a bad conscience!

  10. “It’s not a question of enough, pal. It’s a zero-sum game. Somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn’t lost or made, it’s simply transferred from one perception to another, like magic.”
    Paul Daniels and Debbie Mcgee!

  11. Anacott Steel Molly buy Anacott Steel!