Thursday, 26 April 2012

Hog Blog Beanz Meanz Queenz!

Molly The Wally The chef. A spot of cooking.

Limited Edition Diamond Jubilee Heinz Baked Beans go on sale At Fortnum and Masons.

Beanz meanz Jubilee! Fortnum & Mason launches a limited edition Heinz can to mark the Queen's 60 years on the throne. This humble haricot coated in tomato sauce will be available for purchase from their London store. My sauce at Molly Media spilt the beans and told me that local corner shop ‘Horrids’ is very unhappy about the state of affairs. ‘With Heinzsight we should have vigorously campaigned to be the sole proprietor’, stated a spokesperson for the little shop on the corner.  He also stated that hasbean Paris Stilton had been asked to grace the official opening with her presence and had been in the beauty palour having her hair extensions removed. Opting for the natural look beauticians were also removing implants, fake eyelashes,tan, nails, fillers, nose, smile and friends.  At the end of this mammoth make-over Ms Stilton had mysteriously disappeared and all that was left was a vacuous void!

1 comment:

  1. Hey Molly, that is mean to plastic people.
    Yours Sincerely Barbie!