Monday 20 May 2013

Dogton Abbey Blog, What’s With Smart Tart, Brawleys’ Sweetheart?



DOWNTON ABBEY? MOLLY THE WALLY DOES DOGTON ABBEY.

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The Cast!


Episode 2 Series 4, What’s With Smart Tart, Brawleys’ Sweetheart?


Bonsoir it is I Her-Clue Paw-Row.  It is the brain, the little gray cells on which one must rely. One must seek the truth within, not without mes amis. I, who have undoubtedly the finest brain in Europe at present, will reveal what we have found out about Smart Tart. Shady Lady bred a pup Brawley Crawley who like the rest of the family was a pooch that loved his hooch.


So he took to the drink most of each night and most of the time he looked a real sight. He’d pick a fight and cheat and bite much to the fright of the family. Ms Lemon open your note book and let us reveal how he came to hook up with Smart Tart. Despite the drink, he spotted her all dressed in pink and wrapped up in mink. 


The Creepy Crawley Clan now turned their backs on this bunch of quacks and cracks. They thought her a shrew who used language so blue and they threw them out of the family. With three generations of pups so bad the clan decided that they were mad and so to get rid of them they were glad.


Brawley Crawley loved Smart Tart and together they set out on a life of crime. It seemed to run in their blood. Folks they would meet out on the street and out of money they’d cheat and then escape from the heat. To the police they became known much to the groan of the family.   
 
So on the run they had some fun and showed no remorse for their criminal way which did handsomely pay.
With lots of lolly life was so jolly but someone had to pay for their folly. RIP Brawley Crawley by the gun he was done. 


So the family rift of old we did unfold and now we know why fools’ gold made the family monies withhold. So the pup they bred Crawly Crawley was left adrift searching for a way out of a life of thrift because of the rift with the family.


Earl Grrrtham was aghast at the revelations from the past with the pups so fast. My granny the Dowager Countess Grrrtham would be shocked to the bone. She was such a stickler for tradition.


Her-Clue Paw-Row must now reveal did they get wed or was Flossy misled and with a puppy bred, sped with fleeting paws fled? Did she breed a family so bad that for generations their actions made the family so mad? Stay tuned as we delve ever more deeply into the shark infested waters that is Dogton Abbey.


44 comments:

  1. Another fine adventure in the Dogton Abbey series! I love waking up to Dogton Abbey! What a great way to start my Monday!! You're the bestest!

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  2. BOL!!!!!! Molly you are so funny!! Mommy doesn' watch downtown abbey but some of her family members do. But comparing from the glimpses she has caught of the real series, Dogton Abbey is much more interesting!!

    Licks,
    Ruthie

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  3. I don't follow the show either, but I sure enjoyed your version! Love your outfits! BOL!

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  4. Ha, what a great version! We love your Dogton Abbey series :-)

    Piggy kisses,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

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  5. awwwwwwww....I must say that this cast has charmed me from the very beginning, and little miss pip, you are a trooper. Look at you, so willing to switch rolls, first as inspector GRRRRRRRRRRRAM and then as granny! You are all the best cast ever. Mum must have a trunk-load of fabulous costumes for you!!!!!!!!

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  6. OK I have to tell you MOM does not watch the one on TV. BUTT I don't think she would miss an episode of yours. So so funny.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  7. PIP YOUR HAT AND BOWTIE MADE ME PASS OUT FROM GLEE
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  8. OMC... we love the picture with the fur, hat and hearts the best. Spectacular...

    Have a great day.

    hugs, Bugsy and Knuckles

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  9. This action packed adventure kept me on the edge of my seat.

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  10. Your canine capers are always so Woofingly wonderful and pawsdown pup funny !
    Bark on Molly the Wally and cast members
    xoxo from the fun dogs at Willows... Jayda (the cat snuggler) CRICKET (the bouncy boxer) and Gabby ( the nonstop talking terrier)

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  11. I don't know how many times I've said it but I still want to tell you that you're simply amazing, Molly! Love your wits and laughter all the time!

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  12. Oh I love Dogton Abbey - can I get the citizenship of this fabulous place?
    Thanks for my favorite monday-movie Molly.

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  13. do you think Molly you can email my mom and explain to her how to send you a link...it kept her up all night worrying about it.....geeze Mom!!
    stella rose
    simpson_long@yahoo.com

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  14. Good golly, Miss Molly! You looked awesome in those black and whites.

    By the way, I know I rarely drop by to read your Dogton Abbey but I got to hand it to you, most of those sentences rhyme... i bet it would be awesome if they were written in poem form... like Winnie the Pooh... Hmmm.. Molly the Wally

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  15. Love the pics and the clever rhymes. Every bit as riveting as the saga of Mary and Matthew!

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  16. Now this is entertainment!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  17. Dear Molly,

    You look lovely in black and white...

    Licks,
    cobi

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  18. I actually falling off my seat hear all that is going on!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  19. I've stopped watching the real show but I love your version
    Urban hounds

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  20. Oh my Dog, a gun! We can't look.
    What will a closer look at that pedigree reveal, eek.
    Forgive us for saying so Her Clue Paw Row but we can all too easily believe you have the finest brain in Europe if the people are anything to go by, ha.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  21. OMC! I have to read this UTB!!!!! ;)

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  22. Another great episode of Dogton Abbey - guess one never knows what grows on that family tree:)

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  23. Fun woofy pictures! Happy Monday!

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  24. Hi, Molly The Wally!
    So many interesting names in your video! Smart Tart! Lol! So funny!
    Have a pawsome Monday!
    Cadwaladr

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  25. I love your Dogton Abbey.

    Woofs,
    Riley

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  26. *GASP* Intrigue and Mayhem! I is on needles and pins for the next episode!

    love,
    Reuben

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  27. Wow, this is one dramatic and entertaining bunch! Goodness, a shooting even. I must say the ladies are always dressed up in high fashion. Love this series!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  28. WE love every episode of DOGton Abbey!!

    PeeS... our REVIEW of your MARVELOUS B♥O♥O♥K will post on May 24th... hope all of your Followers will pop over to hear about it... and get a copy for themselves!!!

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  29. Omgosh, a gun?! When will this madness end?!

    Another great instalment of DOGton Abbey :)

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  30. What a fun and delicious post!
    You are the best!
    Enjoy your week!
    Kisses!

    Kaiser & Farrusquinho

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  31. Sounds like mischief to me!

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  32. Adorooo essas suas fotos!! =)
    Vc é simplesmente linda!! E esses seus amigos também!
    Beijos e lambidas!

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  33. Hi my friend! I love reading all your stories! You have lots to say!
    love
    tweedles

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  34. Hey Molly,

    My family haven't watched Downton Abbey yet, but I can't imagine there's quite as much scandal as there is going on at your pad!!

    Love it!

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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  35. Fabulous pictures and story! So exciting!

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  36. Molly you are one clever dudette
    Benny & Lily

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  37. Loving the storyline. Your sepia photos are really good, sets the atmosphere. I think Molly you should have a part in the original programme of Downton Abbey, you would bring a touch of class and authenticity.

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  38. Oh my, this clan is a mess with the intrigue getting deeper each episode. We have to admit Smart Tart is a comely wench but still very tarty.
    We can't wait for the next episode Molly.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  39. Oh gosh, you are just hilarious. Had to stop reading for a while cause I was laughing so hard. That name, Slapper Flapper, really got me. No idea why, I just got the case of the giggles and could nothing about it.

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  40. You must have a giant chart to keep track of all the twists and turns of this plot, Molly!

    Susan and Wrigs

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  41. I am so behind, so only just reading this now. So much fun!

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  42. Did Crawly find a way out from his life of thrift? Can't wait for the next episode.

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