Monday 17 June 2013

Dogton Abbey Blog, Mr.Bites Was A White Knight And Got Into Fights!





DOWNTON ABBEY? MOLLY THE WALLY DOES DOGTON ABBEY.


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Episode 2 Series 7, Mr.Bites Was A White Knight And Got Into Fights!



Mr.Bites started life as the pup of the groom of Dogton Abbey. He was a friendly fellow, very mellow and liked by all of the family. So when he needed a job he started to work as a lowly clerk keeping the accounts for the estate.
 


His work they did rate and he was never late but things would change through a strange twist of fate. His great mate was none other than the young Earl Grrrtham who the village pups did bait.


 
 
One night very late the earl came home in a state after a fight with one pup whom he did hate. Bites thought the pup cruel and so off he went to have a play duel to stick up for his friend so cool. He called him a fool and said he was dumb as a mule and his face was covered in drool. But the nasty pup got real mad for he was a cad and real bad.
 
 
 
He didn’t play fair and started to swear and kicked Bites down a big stair. All hell broke loose as this was abuse and there was no worldly excuse. Bites was hurt by this little squirt and he cried as he lay in the dirt. The dogtor was called and his leg was no good and this is how Bites showed he wasn’t a wimp but forever he would have a limp. 
 
The Earl felt so bad and he petitioned is dad to evict the cad who had made Bites so mad. With the cad gone all was still not well as Bites’ leg did swell. So it soon became clear with sitting his leg did throb and so he needed a new job. Thus to the big house he came a little lame but that didn’t matter to the family.


As the years went on he rose in the ranks and Earl said thanks by making him butler to the family.


Now Mr.Bites has a sweet heart who he has loved from the start and from her he would not want to part.


Her name is Miss.Dolly and she is very jolly and pretty thing too it has been said.


They meet on the sly for Mrs.Petmore would spy and tell a lie or two to the family. For surely their secret she would reveal and stories she’d squeal she is afterall a slippery eel.


What is Mr.Bites intent? Will they have tea and will he get down on bended knee and propose much to Dollys’ glee? Will he make her heart sing by giving her a ring the thing she wants most of all?


Next week who put the grrr into Grrrtham? Why is Earl Grrrtham always angry? Lots of guns to clean, and peasant pheasants to shoot. What has the Earl been up to in bang, bang, boom…….another one bites the dust? Stay tuned as life’s sure is a bitch when you are rich and you live in Dogton Abbey.




33 comments:

  1. MORNING MOLLY AND PIP...
    MOL MOL MOL I'M NO WIMP BUT I DO LIMP...THAT WAS FUNNY.
    hUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  2. Bawhahhahaha. I look forward to this time after time. I am so hooked.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  3. I think this is destined to be a bestseller!

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  4. I am laughing so hard I have a tear coming out of my eye...Oh Miss Pippy, you are front and center stage today! You play a wonderful gentleman, and I love all of your costume changes! teehehehehehee....and look at you Miz Molly, ever so clever as the house maid, for I can tell who you are with your little maid cap! teehehehehe

    ANOTHER FINE PERFORMANCE !

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  5. Another exciting adventure! You have such great writers and we can't wait to read the next chapter.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  6. Amazing! And there were lots of good giggles there!!!

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  7. You aren't just a Pawlizer prize winner Molly, you are a MULTIPLE Pawlizer prize winner!

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  8. hehehehe you always make me giggle Molly,xx Speedy

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  9. What?!!?? Nothing about Her Majesty the Queens birthday?

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  10. I think I like that ruby ring!

    ~Eva

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  11. We loved it - it was so exciting and we just adored Mr Bites, the Butler, and hope Miss Dolly accepts his proposal. Please do the next episode soon.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  12. Ooooh, the plot continues to thicken. BOL

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  13. We are rooting fur a RING fur the lovely Miss DOLLY... Bites Limp is a sign of his true character... no wonder Miss Dolly has fallen for him so deeply.
    Can't wait for the next episode... ♥

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  14. I will stay tuned for the best "blogonovela" ever. Oh and I would like such a drink too . Thanks for another great episode - have a wonderful Monday

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  15. I just LOVE this new series! Even better than the one they show on PBS.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  16. Ah, true love! Dogton Abbey is better than Downton anyday!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  17. This is the best episode yet! I love the "I'm no wimp but I do limp" shot of Mr. Bites. Heeeheheheheehe. Love it!

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  18. OMD, you mean WE gotta wait to find out, Molly you a stinker!

    The Mad Scots

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  19. Oh Miss Molly, we do love getting our regular installments of the dirty little secrets and shenanigans at Dogton Abbey.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  20. Another pawsome episode Molly...The family should honor Bites and allow him to wed the fair Dolly in honor of his loyalty and service...But is that Dolly a bit of a lush? That cocktail shaker could be a bad sign for Bites

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  21. That ring looks like it would fit your whole paw! BOL

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  22. Dolly is quite a pretty thing! ;)

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  23. Yeah, clap, clap, clap paws. another good episode.

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  24. pawfect episode, bravo bravo

    urabn hounds

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  25. Mwahahahahha!! Well at last we get the lowdown on the Dogtown wimp with a limp, he's no pimp or Colonel Blimp!!! Woe is he who fights Mr Bites!! >^,.^<

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  26. Excellent episode! Love this show.

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  27. 4 paws in the air for this brilliant episode. OMD can't wait to see what comes next!

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  28. Thanks for the laughs Molly
    Snorts,
    Benny & Lily

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  29. Pheasants? Did we read pheasants? Perhaps they need a brown dawg or three to retrieve them. :)

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  30. Your blog is SO funny, I'm loving it! :)

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