Nominated by Molly The Wally!
It’s a hot day, so we were chilling in my backyard. It was boring after a while so I called my 3 fellows for a poker game.
Full House Jack, Split Pot Bill and Slow Hand Kitty moved over and we began.
It’s my backyard, my card deck – so we play at my rules.
Strip Poker hasn’t a sense, because we are naked anyway. So we play “Rip Poker”, the loser will get ripping by me. I was playing for fun – the mices for their life. A fair chance and fair rules for all, if you ask me.
What means eating the card’s would break the rules? If I got a lousy card, I can eat it – MY RULE!
Whisper…whisper..stupid….whisper…dog…
Do you have an Ace in your sleeve? If I had a sleeve…sure…
HA EASY! CRY ME A RIVER!
I’ve WON!!!!!
FIVE OF A KIND! BEAT THIS!
HA! BUSTED!
Slow Hand Kitty has to stay 25 years in jail or until my mom needs her cloth basket again. Split Pot Bill and Full House Jack buggered off, but now I will post this nasty ripp-off and both are well known in the whole world wide web. If you see this guys please send me a message….or shot them down.
About Easy The Weimaraner.
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
from: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i’m not sure…
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
from: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i’m not sure…
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
Continuing to give something back on my ‘Share It Sunday’. We all share and we grow!
From the author Molly The Wally.
Hay, I hopes yooo's not bin flitin wiff my boyfurrien Molly...BOL.. I nose he's drop dead gorgeous..but he's mine!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great Sunday all of yooo's xxxooxxxx
25 ???!!! Oooooooh, NOooooo !!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHee cute, thanks for cheering us up
ReplyDeleteurban hounds
I just love DogBlogland....you all are soooooo funny! Anita
ReplyDeleteNice to meet u! I would have ripped the stuffing out of the cheating mouse!
ReplyDeleteLike the Card game...got to be a winner with the card playing Dog, better than a Card Shark!!
ReplyDeleteTHat's a tough hand there!! You put that mouse in his place though! Have a great Sunday!
ReplyDeleteSomehow the Mouse got around the house rules, Easy wasn't watching. A card playing dog Funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Show & Tell, Easy
Susie & Bites
Great Sunday fun. Thanks for inviting me over for the game. Nice to meet your friends, Molly...Have a great Sunday.
ReplyDeletehugs, Max, Bugsy, and Knuckles
Now, we don't know much about poker, so we had to give the 'puter to our Dad to read. Well let me tell you, that was not a good ideas! He is now very upset because the hot coffees dribbled outta his nose all over his clean shirt and shorts. (butt don't tell him I told you this, he's still laughing!)
ReplyDeleteThanks for making our day!
Hugs,
Lily Belle
I just love my dog Easy. He is a character. And I hear those mices are livin' it up in a tropical paradise on Easy's dime.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
too cute! loved it!
ReplyDeleteMICE are cussins of SQUIRRELS and are all CHEATERS. LOVED THIS!!!!
ReplyDeleteBOL! We sure are giggling all over ourselves with this post!
ReplyDeleteLovies, miss Mindy
MOL Molly this was so funny. I could have saved your friend a ton of grief....mousies are sneaks not to be trusted.
ReplyDeleteHugs Madi
Ha! Yes, I don't think that mice can be trusted. Crafty, shifty creatures. Laundry Basket Jail is a fitting punishment!
ReplyDeleteNice to meet you, Easy!
Wyatt and Stanzie
Hi Molly, Thank you for nominating my poker adventure. I hope the cheater-gang is wellknown and will be arrested soon by the fabulous agents of FBI/CSI...
ReplyDeleteWell you handles those mice like a real sport that you are!
ReplyDeleteBrad
Vaya con que poker perruno. Y con peluches. Muy gracioso.
ReplyDeleteSaludos
Hah, adorable post! I was on edge to see who was going to win the game ^^
ReplyDeleteMajor chuckles here Molly!!! Thanks for you comments while I've been busy. Hey, keep you eyes ready for tomorrows post. You can meet my Schnauzer, Duchess ok? ok!
ReplyDeleteVery cute - Happy Sunday :)
ReplyDeleteStewey
Did you learn those card game rules in Las Vegas? Looks like more fun that how they play it!
ReplyDeleteYour friends,
Murphy & Stanley
Hi Y'all,
ReplyDeleteDo they call you Easy Money? I'm sure you win more than you lose.
Y'all come back now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
BOL some buddy is cheating
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Ingeniously your photo story.
ReplyDeleteI laughed a lot. Thank you!
greetings from Sylvia and Tibi
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Genial deine Fotogeschichte.
Ich habe viel gelacht. Danke !!!
liebe Grüße von Sylvia und Tibi
Great job with the story. I think they should be sentenced to 25 years hard chewing
ReplyDeleteI love your story. Absolutely hilarious words and photos!
ReplyDeleteBut it was fun- right?
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tweedles
Dirty rotten cheating mice, you can never trust them. I hope they stayed in jail for 87 gazillion years. Easy, you are very handsome and what an exciting life you must lead. I am pleased to meet you.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Would you 3 like a first class air ticket to England - we would like to take you to the Casino!
ReplyDeleteVery funny story :)
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
Funny..funny..funny!! Now I know what to put "mean ole cat Dietzman" in (turned over clothes basket) when he gets on my nerves! Just Me..Stella Rose
ReplyDeleteThanks again for choosing me last sunday.
ReplyDeleteFor next sharing sunday I would nominate:
http://markingourterritory.wordpress.com/2012/06/26/creative-problem-solving/
if it is possible. I hope it was ok, to post it here, but my mom can't found a contact-button ore another place for posting,maybe she is a humole (human+mole)
Way too funny! Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteWell that's a new take on Easy on A Sunday!! Thanks for the poker lesson! :)
ReplyDeleteEasy is such a fun guy we enjoyed this special post.
ReplyDeleteHugs Madi your BFFF
What a fun post! Nothing worse than a cheater in the midst of a good game. You sure showed him who is boss, though.
ReplyDeleteVery cute post from our pal Easy! How did that mouse sneak another ace in there - see, you never can trust a mouser.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Easy's always got something going on at his place.....strip poker with mice? Why not!
ReplyDeleteKitty Hugs, Sammy
Hi Y'all!
ReplyDeleteNice to meet you Easy! Looks like a good time was had by all...almost...except for Slow Hand Kitty.
Message sent: don't try to cheat Easy!
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
LOL! So cute. :D
ReplyDeleteMolly, you did a great job of sharing! I thought that 5 aces was a bit much...butt Easy makes the rules, right??
ReplyDeleteThat whas such fun!!! And... are yeu trying teu tell me that there aren't fibe aces in a deck??? Wheu kneu...
ReplyDeletewif lubbs from Little Reufus
That was so good and we just love that Easy!
ReplyDeleteThat was funny. Deuces are wild.
ReplyDeleteLOL - I hadn't read that one yet. That one was great! What a sneaky mouse.
ReplyDeleteWe always knew those mice were sneaky! Can't trust any of them, especially the little red ones made of yarn. MOL!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
That was too funny. Also love the end where Easy says he "owns two slaves for my comfy." So cute.
ReplyDeleteAdorable! Rip poker sounds like loads of fun!!
ReplyDeleteI love it, it sounds like a great game!
ReplyDeleteLove it! Rip poker sounds way better than the normal kind!
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