Bog Blog, It Is TP Thursday!

Back over to Venezuela again on TP Thursday where the government has taken over a toilet paper factory in a desperate attempt to wipe out the issue of no bog roll. As you know the country has recently be bogged down with pressing issues of scare commode-ities like toilet paper. The National Guard has taken control of the plant, and officers will monitor production and distribution to avoid any scarcity of the product. They will be seeking and flushing out anyone found hoarding.  A very Charmin man over at the parliament building told us that they were keen to wipeout any signs of stock piling. Earlier this year officials ordered millions of toilet rolls to be imported to counter a chronic shortage. Venezuelans have scrambled to stock up on toilet paper as fears of what could be a messy bathroom emergency spread. Last week President Nicolas Maduro created a special committee to tackle the problem, which the government blames on unscrupulous traders. It is a smear campaign against the government he told our intrepid reporters at Molly media. After years of economic dysfunction, the country has gotten used to shortages of medicines and basic food items like milk and sugar but the scarcity of bathroom tissue has, quite understandably, caused considerable alarm. We are assured he will get to the bottom of this if he plys some of his expertise to the matter. Have a tremendous TP Thursday all.