Monday 15 December 2014

Manic Mayhem On Moanday Monday!


Last week after an attempt at trying to roll in stinky goodness I went to terrorise my territories. You see me positioned for attack by tree one and just behind is tree two. Perfect score there were not one but two pesky tree rats jumping from tree to tree. Now it was supposed to be a nippy day but the sun was out and it was mild. She who must be obeyed ignored had on her thermals, a fleece, wellie socks and wellies and hat, gloves and scarf. When I started to sound like Darth Vader peeps decided it was time to call it a day. Fifteen minutes later with her doing a very good impersonation of Benny Hill (when the credits roll), huffing and puffing and as red as Santa's backside she then screamed at me MOLLY ENOUGH. Did I stop? No way. By the time she caught me she thought she was going to collapse and to add insult to injury she heard clapping and whistling and turned round to find she had an audience watching from the path. Caught between seething and feeling totally humiliated I was unceremoniously removed and dragged back home. Total recall no, but as Arnie would say....I'll be back.


Have a marvellous mischevious Monday all.

57 comments:

  1. Oh, Molly! I would pay good money to have seen she-who-must-be-ignored doing her Benny Hill/Darth Vader impression!! And to think the bystanders got it for free! MOL Nice! :)

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  2. Nothing beats a dog going rogue for making the peeps act nutty. Well played Molly. I'll bet the audience is going to be on the lookout for you next time they visit the park!

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  3. Earworm now of Benny Hill and images of a small bald man getting a pat on the head bwhaahhahaa :) naughty girl ;) loves Fozziemum xx

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  4. This weekend was pawfect weather for a good romp around the park, can't understand why SHE wasn't enjoying a nice game of chase the puppy. We do that all the time around here!
    Loves and lciky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  5. Hehe Mom laughed a lot reading this. She understands why your mom turned red LOL.

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  6. Bawhahahahahahahahaha! Thanks for making us laugh this Monday morning!

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  7. YOU are ready for bear. teeeeheee...I tell ya Miz M., you need to come here to take a look at our tree rats. They will challenge you with their SIZE! Wowsers, the one I saw yesterday was a shock.

    BIG LOVE TO YOU!

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  8. Haha well we would not want your fun to end before you were ready.

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  9. Molly I think you need a cat(woman) for a side kick. I could scale that tree in a flash to flush out that tree rat
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  10. Treeing those pesky tree rats is hard work but such great fun, Molly! I cannot believe she pulled you away and would not let you complete your duties. Will the humans ever learn?
    Oz

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  11. no recognition for you expert tree rat skills

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  12. Just wondering if one of the audience was filming. Looking forward to a YouTube video going viral, a la Fenton...

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  13. so next time she can charge admission for the show to raise funds to buy you more toys... laughed all the way through your mischief... i wish i had five dollars for every time I have screamed Baby Enough..

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  14. Those damn tree rats, make dogs forget all their good manners.

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  15. oh, so cute! i can hear all the ruckus from texas! :)

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  16. You'll make tree rat stew some day
    Lily & Edward

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  17. Great job there Molly!
    An a crowd wuz gatherin to admire yur barkin skills!

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  18. such standing ovations are not always welcome :o) Hasta la vista Baby, as Arnold said once... have a great monday :o)
    Easy Rider

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  19. Ha, well done! Bonus points for humiliating your human. Heh heh. But why was she so bundled up? My goodness, look how mild it was, green grass and all! (Of course we're looking at it from the perspective of Canadian kitties and we know everything's relative!)

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  20. Well, at least you caught the stinky goodness!

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  21. Bahhahahah...we are laughing at your mom cos that brings back the memory of our sammer who ran all around the yard from our mom and a hotter than hellish day and mom had potato salad waiting in the car to go to a picnic 45 min. later he decided to come into the house.....mom was very upset to say the least.
    stella rose

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  22. Snorts. Well at least you kept your humans on their toes sweet Molly. Tree rats have to be barked at... it's what you do :) XOXO - Bacon

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  23. Isn't it fun now that you can see those evil squirrels up in the trees since all the leaves are gone? I could bark all day at them! (Mom and Dad remember watching Benny Hill! LOL)

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  24. BOL way to keep her on her toes. Mom said to say thanks cause now she has the Benny Hill theme song stuck in her head.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  25. We hope to be able to reach your great level of mischief one day Molly...you are such a pro!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  26. That must have been soooo humiliating for she who must be ignored. Very cruel (but funny) Molly!
    Dip and Elliot x

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  27. No! Not the dragging home thing! We absolutely hate that! Good rollings, though. Purrs...

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  28. Well, you gave it a good go....

    Humans. They just haven't got a clue..

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  29. My sister Katie used to terrorize Mom like that back in Germany when she was off leash. She did it when I was a puppy too and I would howl up a storm because she ran away from us! Mom would be so mad at Katie, I almost feared for Katie's life!

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  30. Oh my dear Molly, squirrels are always so cute to look when they enter birdhouses outside......but in a wood I did the same like you......perhaps dogs are special friends of them.....your adventure was funny for me to read.
    Wuff and LG Aiko

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  31. Sounds like a great mischief Monday! We need to get busy, no mischief around here for a few days. She thinks it may be the calm before the storm BOL!

    Waggies,
    Braeden, Seth and Riley

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  32. You got a job to do and you just need to get it done. Surely she understands that??

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  33. Oh Molly, the things you put your poor mum through! (Sure would like to have seen that though...) :)

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  34. High Paws Miss Molly! Dat's some mighty fine rat treeing.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  35. Doesn't your person know that when rolling starts, ears stop?

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  36. Chasin nasty tree rats are hard work!

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  37. Just doing your job....just doing you job! tell Mom to back off!

    The Mad Scots

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  38. You’re work is done. Unfortunately, I can only humilliate TW on the blog. I’d love to do it in person.

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  39. Now that is the time you need to have one of those pup cameras hanging from your collar so we could all get a look at the fun:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  40. Looks like a grand day to us Molly! Sorry your Peep didn't have fun! Have a marvelous week!
    Marty and the Gang

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  41. Tree Rats!!! They are evil, aren't they??? LadyBug would be glad to join you in your rolling! xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  42. Oh Molly....you are so funny!!! My dogs would have been doing the same thing!!!

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  43. Next time can you give one of the watching crowd a camera so that can video it??

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  44. EEK! You crazy pup! That sounds like quite the adventure!!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  45. What a great way to exercise your mum Molly.
    Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

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  46. Well who else is going to keep her on her toes?

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  47. You just wanted to give peeps a workout!! (perhaps?) ;)

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  48. You cannot stop until the critter has been subdued

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  49. Molly-
    You do what you gotta do!
    Bravo!

    Wyatt and Stanzie

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  50. Oh Molly you just gave us the best laugh (your poor mom)! Love Dolly

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  51. Benny Hill AND DArth vader? Mowzers that's TALENT!

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  52. LOL. Darth Vader sounds. That must have been hilarious.

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