Dunkers are in revolt over the low-fat Digestive biscuit recipe
It’s the great British Digestive
disaster! Dunkers are in revolt over the low-fat biscuit recipe that has a
tendency to crumble and have a high breakage level. These pieces of cardboard masquerading as
biscuits put me in mind of my own anguish at the sight of a bow full of kibbles-lite!
Due to the fact that I am on a diet I did my very own taste testing. My
conclusion is that they are not fit for purpose and therefore should only be
used as Frisbees by small furry animals when I am not busy chasing them. Have
started a petition ‘Dunker’s Don’t Dunk Junk, Chuck The Whole Stash In The
Trash’!
There has been a fight in the biscuit tin! The
Gingerbread Man hit a penguin with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a
blue ribbon and made his getaway. Police say he was just seen after eight by a Viscount
from Maryland hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice known to the
police as Rich Tea. They don't have a crumb of evidence and the jammy dodger
might get away with it!
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