The Came Dine With Me Saga.
Met Peter from Slovakia today and had a
go at skateboarding. Things were going splendidly well until I tried to master
the art of the kickflip. Kissed the pavement so sulked off to the cafe to nurse
my bruised ego. Dudes skateboards are only good for
firewood! Sat and mused over the increasingly embarrassing ‘Came’ Dine With Me’
saga, where cash donations can buy you a wine and dine night with the Prime
Minister. Dinner with Dave and Sam allegedly comprises of a KFC Mega Bucket
followed by a Walls Vienetta all washed down with a family sized bottle of
Tizer. Mr Crony Chairman stated that ‘The Dine In For Two For £50,000 was good
value for money and he is looking forward to continuing the promotion.
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