Outrun by a Whippet, Radix Lecti!
My dreams of running with Usain
Bolt came to an abrupt halt today when I was out run by a whippet. It would
appear that I may have put on a few extra pounds due to my diligent pie
research. Devastated and Mortified!
Tried to leave some of my moist meaty junks in gravy for later but panicked at
the thought that they may end up in the bin, so ate them all. Must do better or
will end up slower than molasses in winter! Thinking of starting up my own
celebrity keep fit regime, ‘Jog With The Dog’! I’m the celebrity so any human
will do! Any takers????
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