Saturday 14 April 2012

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Molly The Wally & The Piffle Poison Pen Awards!


Obamas' Chili Recipe Sparks Worldwide Debate!


Breaking news, Obamas' chili recipe sparks online debate. This amazing scoop was penned by none other than our intrepid friend ‘The Swedish Chef’ when he took a break from waving his meat cleaver around. The very angry Muppet felt it was crucial that this important revelation be given a worldwide audience due to the weighty nature of this tittle-tattle. This scoop worthy of Woodward and Bernstein came from a well guarded source known only as ‘Burning Throat’. After several clandestine meetings we are now able to tell you that The Presidents’ top secret special ingredients are red wine and vinegar although if it’s from Cheap Retailer And Purveyor Inc (CRAP) you won’t know which is which. The Swedish Chef incandescent with rage said that if he caught any one adding plonk or vinegar to Chilli he would “Chupe-a ooff zeeur heeds und feed zeem tu zee feeshes, Bork Bork Bork”.

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    1. You'd never guess it but me too!!!! Welcome and have a good weekend.
      Best wishes Molly

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  2. Molly can we have more Piffle Prize Poison Pen awards for lazy journalists writing stories about nothing!!!!! Very funny!!!!

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    1. Thank you and there will be more.
      Best wishes Molly!

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