Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
Real Madrid have lodged a complaint with
UEFA after star players had their boots stolen ahead of their Champions League
semi-final clash with Bayern Munich. I have to sadly report that Dr Molly’s Bunion
Busters have sold out and my Molly Mart was today visited by her Majesty’s Constabulary.
I was forced to hand over my client waiting list as police suspect that the
wives and girlfriends (WAGS) of footballers may have been responsible for the
theft of the boots. Top suspect is Nancy Dellusional, who claims that she is
‘The New Audrey Hepburn’ and the most envied style icon in the world.
Unfortunately ‘The Diva Without A Cause’ hasn’t been in the news recently and
is desperate for media coverage at any cost. ‘Goodbye’ magazine will be running
an exclusive interview with Ms Dellusional under the banner headline’ Less
breakfast at Tiffany’s more supper in the ‘Slammer’. As Holly Golightly would
say sadly there are certain shades of limelight that can wreck a girl's