Friday, 20 April 2012

FLog It Blog It Bunion Clog It Continued.

Breakfast At Tiffanys' with Molly The Wally.

Dr Mollys' Bunion Busters!

Real Madrid have lodged a complaint with UEFA after star players had their boots stolen ahead of their Champions League semi-final clash with Bayern Munich. I have to sadly report that Dr Molly’s Bunion Busters have sold out and my Molly Mart was today visited by her Majesty’s Constabulary. I was forced to hand over my client waiting list as police suspect that the wives and girlfriends (WAGS) of footballers may have been responsible for the theft of the boots. Top suspect is Nancy Dellusional, who claims that she is ‘The New Audrey Hepburn’ and the most envied style icon in the world. Unfortunately ‘The Diva Without A Cause’ hasn’t been in the news recently and is desperate for media coverage at any cost. ‘Goodbye’ magazine will be running an exclusive interview with Ms Dellusional under the banner headline’ Less breakfast at Tiffany’s more supper in the ‘Slammer’. As Holly Golightly would say sadly there are certain shades of limelight that can wreck a girl's complexion! 

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